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I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
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Whipped and admitting it. I sense doom.
If you have to ask, the answer is no...
Somehow, I sense sarcasm.
I feel like one of his friends made that smart ass remark, and he was being a smart ass back at a later time.
@cfreymarc no but she will tell everyone about the time you pooped yourself during sex
Must be from Surrey!!
Whipped and admitting it. I sense *marraige*.
Dump the motherfucker already!
If your g/f seriously makes you feel like this, DTMFA.
what does DTMFA mean?
I can actually see myself saying this at some point down the road in my life. If your friends already know you're whipped, why not crack jokes about it?
Man up, take your balls back, kick her to the curb, bang her high school rival and send her a few pics during it. What she going to do? Dump you?
These pretzels are making me thirsty!
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