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(406): View more from Montana

Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night

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(406): View more from Montana

I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense

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(518): View more from New York

I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.

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(727): View more from Florida

Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs

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(847): View more from Illinois

i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail

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(907): View more from Alaska

I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue

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