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  • 72 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 8:33am

    Epic. Sounds like how I study.

  • 70 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 8:38am

    THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!!!

  • 66 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 9:00am

    Do work son! - ^ Addy is short for adderall moron. It's main use is to keep kids with ADD (attention deficit disorder) focused and alert, but college kids who don't have this problem will take it to help them study. Basically like legal crack.

  • 56 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 10:07am

    @9:52 Please, no one at CSU reads a 1,000 page book. It's probably Case Western.

  • 57 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 12:13pm

    I've taken adderall a few times, but it did NOTHING for me. I had a harder time concentrating and fell asleep an hour after taking it. Has this happened to anyone? what's that mean?

  • 58 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 8:59am

    Adderall, so he could stay up and read the entire book

  • 63 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 8:31am

    Nobody cares you're first, loser!

  • 60 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 11:18am

    In Soviet Russia, book reads you!

  • 49 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 12:09am

    This totally sounds like Case Western

  • 54 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 7:03pm

    Shouldn't he save the stimulants until he actually gets tired? Now he'll just have to take another one after the first thousand pages. What a waste of perfectly good addy.

    • 40 38
      Submitted by michaelafogle on Oct 6, 10 at 12:46am

      you must not know how addy works? you take it because it makes you focus intensely on something for several hours.

  • 58 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 6:40pm

    I used to take adderol. It worked great in school, buy practically made me anorexic and evil. Ritalin is much better.

  • 52 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 7:49pm

    Agree 640, i hate blowin too muh riddi and gettin headaches, the drip wih addy was wayyyy worse but it worked better half the time, first time i took it i walked around my city with a friend for no joke two days straight trying to find someone with cocaine

  • 49 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 1:55am

    11 01 same here man lol next day I was hallucinating

  • 50 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 12:41pm

    this reminds me of my sundays

  • 57 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 10:43am

    I've never had a bad day after adderall. If I could only get a script...

  • 54 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 10:18am

    Howard Berg here, world's fastest reader, want me to take care of that for you? ...DONE! Want a summary? Fuck that.

  • 50 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 3:15pm

    This has to be fake, picture more than 10 of even the biggest Harry Potter book. I seriously doubt there is a single volume book that big, or that somebody could actually carry it if there were.

  • 51 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 9:23pm

    Addy = adderall...but this story sounds fake...how did they know he took an adderall??

  • 56 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 8:37am

    He will be doing some speed reading on addy. -Bill

  • 50 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 11:44am

    11:13- Naaah. It's not an energy boost like speed, it makes you FOCUS

  • 54 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 11:40am

    If I had a Nickel.. -Brandon

  • 52 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 4:54pm

    Funny!!! First time I used addy I write a 12 page paper and then cleaned the 4 bedroom house I was renting. My roommates wanted me to keep taking it, so they wouldn't have to wash their own laundry.

  • 51 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 3:03pm

    i read those books without the aderol. and never drink RB because i'm allergic to it. "casual reading' is 1500+ pages; takes about a weekend

    • 47 53
      Submitted by skilly7 on May 30, 10 at 9:54am

      oh how i envy you

  • 53 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 11:05am

    this seriously made me laugh out loud

  • 54 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 11:15am

    I usually do a line of cocaine and then drink a cup of Cuban coffee

  • 46 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 8:47pm

    Wait, whats an addy?

  • 51 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 10:48am

    Oh, I get it! To pay attention for such a long book the person had to drink an energy drink and take attention deficit disorder medication. - Jeff

  • 54 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 9:07am

    coke wouldnt help youd have to pause and rack up every half hour

  • 47 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 3:26am

    Sounds like last weeks finals

  • 51 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 12:55am

    9:23, many college students take adderol to help get through tests and stuff like this so I'm guessing that they would know what it looks like. And this to me is highly believable

  • 44 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 1:53pm

    12:13 that means you have a.d.d

  • 44 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 10:50am

    9.00AM V2 - no need to be an asshole.

  • 46 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 9:40am

    i can't remember how many times i've sat in the study area before finals and pop addy and run through notes like a madman.

  • 46 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 9:00am

    Duh. Spring for some coke, loser.

  • 49 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 4:04am

    Why do people think the area code and where it happened are related at all? Sure, this kid is from Cleveland, but he could be at school in Hawaii.

  • 43 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 11:01pm

    Done that and played 36 strait hours of halo before!

  • 50 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 9:40am

    Addy + Red Bull = zombie

  • 41 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 11:27am

    11:15 Ralphie May FTW!!!

  • 43 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 8:39am

    Books with words instead of equations, FTL!!!!!!

  • 41 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 3:34pm

    THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!!!

  • 43 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 1:44pm

    FUCK YOU UNKNOWN ERROR

  • 50 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 12:44pm

    Def a med student here

  • 35 53
    Submitted by sheepye on May 11, 10 at 12:42pm

    Cleveland!!

  • 44 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 9:55pm

    who the fuck voted this a good night?

  • 22 30
    Submitted by Cidou on Dec 15, 11 at 3:43pm

    Way to go !!!

  • 36 58
    Submitted by ThatsMyJewBagel on Apr 3, 10 at 11:56pm

    11:01= win

  • 33 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 1:44am

    I don't know how many times I've done this. Not a 10,000 page book but other things.

  • 50 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 8:32am

    Eat a dick bitch -Edgar

  • 40 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 12:14pm

    I'm jacking off to this post

  • 29 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 4:30pm

    adderall helped me for the first month or so, but then I got super depressed.

  • 38 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 9:52am

    216 baby, Cleveland state

  • 23 43
    Submitted by SwagMeOut on Nov 16, 11 at 7:04pm

    How did you know it was 10,000 pages..

  • 36 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 11:50am

    page 1... you have to start somewhere.

  • 35 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 9:24am

    That's the way to go!

  • 24 49
    Submitted by appleheart on Jul 20, 10 at 8:25am

    Stay classy case western.

  • 34 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 9:10am

    yeah, but its fun, and a much better high.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 8:30am

    First bitches!!!! -Edgar