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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 2:03pm

    a girl who can take/make a jizz joke = keeper.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 2:32pm

    wow, way to over think a funny line people

  • 88 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 2:35pm

    So many uptight people on here, geez. This is a website for fun, not life lessons.

  • 83 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 2:06pm

    people need to lighten up! this is funny!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 9:53am

    7:52 I appreciate your use of the word detectivy! lol And you're right! Don't worry about fake v legit. It's whatever. It's just a fun place to get a laugh! And this text is hilarious!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 1:18am

    AHHAHA! "and I pooped them out" ... I would so say that, too funny!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 10:45pm

    This actually sounds like a convo I would have with my fiance.... ..... Sometimes, he likes to rub my belly when its all over and say something like "Swim towards the light!"... it cracks me up every time xD And we are 23 and 25, we just enjoy humor.. and humor makes an already amazing sex life even better.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 9:06pm

    facebook chat between the devil and god respectively

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 2:10pm

    this is funny, and 2:03 is right. If I were the guy who got the text I'd just tell her that she can swallow millions more tonight

  • 59 43
    Submitted by somerandomguyftw on Jan 21, 11 at 10:55pm

    that shits cute....

  • 73 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 11:48pm

    What do you think happened first in this sequence of events?

  • 64 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 5:20pm

    lighten up people its FUNNY

  • 79 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 2:09pm

    and he doesn't seem even remotely interested in her based on his response

  • 67 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 2:20pm

    dude sounds like he regrets this night haha. usually guys would LOVE to think about a time when they came in a girl's mouth.

  • 60 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 3:17pm

    i cracked uppp hahaha

  • 61 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 6:55pm

    anal licking and midget salad tossing isn't that extreme 5:38-5:39. Your mom and grandmother have done both of them.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 2:35pm

    way to let yourself be bothered by something that doesnt concern you. agree with 2:28. probably first time. but im not getting the vibe that shes young, just prude. the guy is probably annoyed by that fact.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 2:33pm

    They're not unborn children. They are sperm.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 2:28pm

    the "like" before "millions" really makes her sound young. Sounds like it's the first the time she swallowed or even the first time she gave a guy a Blow Job. The pooping part is funny though, but still, I think 2:09 (2) is right...he is not interested or in slightest amused.

  • 62 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 4:18pm

    I LOVE THIS GIRL!!! HAHAHAHAHA so something I wish I was bold enough to say to a guy!

    • 28 36
      Submitted by Wolf32889 on Nov 9, 11 at 10:05pm

      tip for you.. just say it.. if a guy would get mad about that you don't want him anyway.. unless you like boring, vanilla sex

  • 62 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 7:32pm

    Ohhh, sick burn from 6:55!

  • 56 61
    Submitted by brifol77 on Apr 13, 10 at 6:32pm

    Vermont teens keepin' it classy.

  • 61 71
    Submitted by meeya007 on Mar 13, 10 at 10:16pm

    Real classy vermont

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 9:53pm

    9:32 LMAO! Touch the rainbow! Though Taste the Rainbow would work too.

  • 61 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 12:39am

    thats freaking gross.. but funny as hell. i couldnt stop laughing.

  • 53 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 12:45am

    I don't agree with triple posting 10:45 , but yeah i kinda read it as part of an abortion debate.

  • 62 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 12:15pm

    ... what a disgusting bitch id find a new one to suck my cock

  • 53 58
    Submitted by softball17 on Jul 2, 10 at 3:29am

    Hey, it's Vermont. Anything is possible.

  • 57 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 4:41pm

    i'm pretty sure an "immature thirteen yr old" wouldnt be making jizz jokes lmao

  • 56 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 8:37am

    The less this bitch breeds the better! But she swallows so who cares. Makes me wonder if she inspected her dump to check the jizz was there.

  • 64 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 12:53pm

    LOL! If that's the case I have pooped enough to populate China!!!

  • 54 66
    Submitted by stephcyanide on Aug 14, 10 at 10:50am

    I think it's funny that everyone assumes she pooped out sperm because se swallowed... Maybe she took it in the ass? Ever think of that?

  • 58 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 11:10pm

    I figure she's cool with sex, ended up having an abortion, and he was upset by it because it was his unborn child. So she asks if it bothers him that she swallowed his other unborn children, and he is more of a prude and says "I try not to think about it" and so she follows up with pooping them out. For sure seemed like an abortion convo to me.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 1:32pm

    i never thought of it like that....hmm.

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    Submitted by jccbray on Aug 28, 12 at 2:09am

    Aha 2:09, so true!

  • 56 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 5:28pm

    semi funny until the whole pooping thing. I know you poop, but prefer not to mix my sexy mental image of you with my pooping mental image of you.

  • 61 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 1:50pm

    kinda reminds me of the greek gods

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      Submitted by ronasokily on Jul 11, 10 at 11:22pm

      high five for being awesome

  • 52 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 3:15pm

    that's fucking weird.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 7:52pm

    Its funny. Stop analyzing the fake v. real aspects of these texts. Who cares. This isn't a place to get all detectivy.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 7:55am

    bodily functions and reducing sperm to "unborn children" ALWAYS = funny! I"ve just never thought to mix the two. kudos :-)

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 2:48pm

    Just an fyi...Cum isn't very digestable. Some chick had to have her stomach pumped because of swallowing. Dangerous stuff lol.

  • 59 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 5:35pm

    HAHAHAH! Fucking Vermonters!

  • 52 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 7:40pm

    "yes, you pooped the ones I put in your butt out, but it was fun putting them in there!"

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 11:10pm

    I figure she's cool with sex, ended up having an abortion, and he was upset by it because it was his unborn child. So she asks if it bothers him that she swallowed his other unborn children, and he is more of a prude and says "I try not to think about it" and so she follows up with pooping them out. For sure seemed like an abortion convo to me.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 11:39pm

    You'd piss out his babies, cum is a fluid. Dumb bitch. I know I peed some out this morning. Fucking yummy.

  • 53 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 3:59pm

    Take a dump, glaze it with your millions of potentials, let her eat it, and then she can "poop" it. Yummy for her tummy!

  • 44 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 2:43pm

    Good point 2:35, but morons trying to bestow wisdom on this site is also funny if you think about it...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 11:10pm

    I figure she's cool with sex, ended up having an abortion, and he was upset by it because it was his unborn child. So she asks if it bothers him that she swallowed his other unborn children, and he is more of a prude and says "I try not to think about it" and so she follows up with pooping them out. For sure seemed like an abortion convo to me.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 2:09pm

    no this girl sounds like an immature 14 year old she is not a keeper

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 4:22pm

    semen are not digested they eventually have to be pumped from your stomach

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 1:50pm

    that's stupid. it sounds like it's from a 13 year old or something. just swallow and don't ask questions or talk about it.