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  • 63 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 5:09pm

    11:02 I don't get why girls get embarrassed over that. I know a chick that can literally soak through her jeans and she gets embarrassed too. I love that shit specially when I'm in it. I get rock.

  • 52 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:05am

    This sounds less like a case of wetness and more like fem ejaculation. Which is always awesome.

  • 60 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 6:30pm

    I really don't know--I love going down on girls, but I also really, really like Scrabble.

  • 53 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 5:17pm

    lifeguard!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 40 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 8:06pm

    @ 6:09 - if a guy wore that while going down on me, I'd laugh my ASS off!!!

  • 43 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 9:35pm

    8:38, inexperienced? What does that have to do with anything? It's not like it is with a guy where if he's inexperienced he gets too excited. It is quite possible for a girl not to enjoy oral no matter the level of experience.

  • 45 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 4:58pm

    Scrabble at the inlaws = nonwin. Poor guy...

  • 39 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:32am

    LOL to 6:30 and 12:02

  • 39 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 6:09pm

    pussysnorkel. google it

  • 39 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 9:20pm

    Keep it class Denver(:

  • 39 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 5:34pm

    hahahaha @ 1:20, am picturing a guy going down on me in goggles and a snorkel...lol

  • 42 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 5:21pm

    I relate way too much to the scrabble guy...

  • 41 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 3:27pm

    That just doesn't sound like a pleasant experience.

  • 33 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 1:20pm

    LOL That's fucking hilarious! You should wear a snorkel mask thing if you hook up with her again.

  • 44 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 8:38pm

    Mmm, either she was inexperienced, or he was just really good. An the second guy probably knocked over the scrabble board with his block o' wood.

  • 45 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 6:14pm

    i love when my boyfriend gets me soaking wet, so does he ;D

  • 40 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 6:53pm

    I especially like how he capitalized every word in "Go Fuck Yourself", really made the text.

  • 39 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:57am

    Quadruple word score!

  • 35 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:19am

    i need one of those snorkels ited save so much trouble

  • 38 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:56pm

    sounds like my ex boyfriend..douchebag

  • 32 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 12:59pm

    next time don't get married :)

  • 40 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 11:49am

    i got that wet one time i soaked the whole back of the car & it was all over both of us.. we both loved it ;)

  • 36 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 12:41pm

    Hhaha :) hilarioussss .

  • 32 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 9:14pm

    I hate getting dirty txts like this while at a family environment type place >.>

  • 32 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:23am

    pussysnorkel: BEST. INVENTION. EVER.

  • 30 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 4:23pm

    3:27 you're obviously a chick.

  • 32 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 1:27pm

    Get over it. If anything you should be pleased that you obviously did a good job.

  • 34 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 2:11pm

    This just makes me happy

  • 31 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 2:36pm

    Haha, This made me laugh. XDD

  • 32 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 12:05pm

    (720): Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown (303): I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.

  • 35 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:27am

    lol. i love boulder.

  • 35 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:02am

    hey... 10 44... i cummed?? wow... way to, wow. wow. hun... came!!!!!

  • 33 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 1:13pm

    Lol Probably peed herself

  • 35 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 8:34pm

    I now want a pussy snorkel.

  • 33 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 2:15pm

    this is definitely one of the more genuine sounding texts i've read . hysterical.

  • 23 27
    Submitted by dpem5 on Jun 27, 11 at 10:57pm

    Not a black dude

  • 27 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:05am

    I love the pussy snorkel. The guy on the website is so pumped that he's using it.

  • 27 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 4:26pm

    ahahahahahhahahahahhah

  • 35 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 12:12pm

    I love Denver. keepin it classy. and if she got that wet it just means he was really good. it's definately a good night!

  • 25 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 4:22pm

    ahahah. ohhh wow. wear nose plug next time.

  • 25 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 3:08pm

    that made me hard, i love getting girls wet,

  • 33 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:02pm

    I don't get why thaat would be a good thing, if I was that girl I would be soo embarassed...

  • 27 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 7:43pm

    That's fucking hilarious!

  • 26 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 6:02am

    gofuckyourself Triple wordscore... umm, you might have the game in the bag, ol' son.