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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 2:12am

    I'm not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?

    • 55 71
      Submitted by kazikstan on Jul 16, 10 at 5:27pm

      that.is.awesome!!!!

  • 93 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 6:40pm

    Is that a wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

  • 97 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 1:33pm

    the moral of the story is id fuck hermione any day

  • 97 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 1:06pm

    ...If I were a guy, I'd totally use all the lines on this page. Totally. Because really, why would you wanna fuck someone who doesn't know Harry Potter.

  • 87 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 8:57pm

    Except it's not. It's actually a really shitty pick up line.

  • 91 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 2:37am

    I'd like to be the lord of her ring.

  • 94 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 1:06am

    I'd ride your broomstick any day ;)

  • 89 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 8:37pm

    I would totally bang a guy that used that on me.

    • 54 58
      Submitted by kleee on Apr 7, 10 at 8:37pm

      Ha, me too!\nKidding. kind of.

  • 72 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 1:34am

    hahaha. That definitely would have worked on me [:

  • 81 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 4:48pm

    i say it only works if you have a british accent.

  • 75 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 1:09am

    umm lemme guess. ur IQ?

  • 76 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:12am

    I've been whomping my willow thinking about you.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 4:40am

    due to your knowledge of harry potter jargon, i would go home with you. shit would go down.

  • 58 51
    Submitted by mort on Jun 30, 10 at 1:20pm

    Read Harry potter and say willy instead of wand... Freaking halarious just like this text:)

  • 71 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 8:01am

    genius. would definitely work on me.

  • 71 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 3:11am

    lol im 19. its normal for us really, we grew up with it more than the kids now.

  • 68 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 1:29am

    I happen to think that this was pretty funny.

  • 71 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 1:32am

    If he was cute, it definitely would have worked on me!

  • 77 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 4:00pm

    could be worse. could be a twilight pick up line.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 5:14pm

    Yo mama so fat her patronus is a cake!

  • 61 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 11:57am

    Nice! Ur a winner

  • 58 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 3:23pm

    Hahahahaha that's hysterical!

  • 65 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 2:58am

    Lmfao! that was fucking great

  • 56 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 11:57am

    BESTTT pick up line EVER!!! fucking brilliant!!! love it

  • 69 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 6:57pm

    wait. best pick up line i've ever heard omg 905 youd get me lmao!

  • 63 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 9:35am

    That would get a giant eye roll from me, just as with any obvious "line". Gross.

  • 64 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 3:49am

    Best Pickup Line Ever? Hell Yeah It Is I also think I'm in love with 2:12

  • 57 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 12:05pm

    if you wanna get a Harry Potter geek...

  • 66 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 7:30pm

    harry potter sucks ass

  • 62 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 2:16am

    That pick-up line, in the vernacular, is spaceage. It would work on me.

  • 56 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 9:15pm

    DUDE! You are my hero. I wish I was a man, so I could use that line. Damn vaginas not being able to be measured with fucking inches! D:

  • 57 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 7:06pm

    HAHAHAH best pick up line ever it would def work

  • 63 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 2:21pm

    Creative, but ouch. Bigger isn't always better.

  • 60 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 1:33am

    im a harry potter fan. that was quite hysterical. nice job.

  • 57 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 2:11pm

    Champion at life

  • 68 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:28pm

    so lame...and sweet punctuation! very manly.

  • 58 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:09am

    I'd like to put my missile in a muggle. EPIC. WIN!!

  • 56 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 9:32am

    YES!!!! Thank you to this person who has finally posted a good TFLN from the 905!! I knew there had to be some talent out there -

  • 65 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 1:03am

    LMAO. yeah I agree w 1255. If you said that to a non HP fan, you would get burned so bad

  • 56 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 10:30pm

    I WUD B THE CHICK FUCKING HIM

  • 62 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 1:02pm

    i'd like to get my basilisk into YOUR chamber of secrets ;)

  • 61 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 4:40pm

    Fuck yeah! Harry Potter references make my day(: I'd bang any guy to use that one on me.

  • 63 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 10:19am

    so in the UK they use cenimeters... so 9 3/4 cenimeters is about 3.5 inches.... i dont think you'll be gettin any anytime soon

  • 63 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 1:51am

    HAHAHA It would work for me!

  • 53 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:15pm

    You win at life. I'd fuck with you anytime.

  • 57 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 9:16am

    A shape both are works of fantasy.

  • 58 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 10:24am

    hahahah! 10:19. That's hilarious...

  • 62 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 5:57pm

    This one actually made me smile, so I think it would work on me

  • 57 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 9:06am

    ewww harry potter pickup line... i would run for the exit

  • 63 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 2:17am

    2:12, who said it was restricted? ;)

  • 56 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 1:39am

    This probably happened at the HP movie opening to a girl in a HP costume or something, dipshits.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 12:16pm

    But those aren't even measurements the first time. 2:12's is awesome.

  • 57 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 2:50am

    hahaha this is HILARIOUS. it would totally work on me, especially if he was attractive- attractive, funny, and willing to embrace nerdiness :) i also love 2:12

  • 53 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:31pm

    Omg Absolutely love it hahaha would definitely work on me.

  • 56 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 1:27pm

    I think you have dsylexia....you probably meant 4 3/9....

  • 56 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 2:55am

    not gonna lie, 12:12 actually just made me kinda horny.

  • 62 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 12:55am

    Let me guess....your ego? And that would only work with a harry potter fan

  • 49 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 11:44pm

    Hahahahaahah rofl!!!

  • 57 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 1:24pm

    If that pick-up line would work on someone, that person is too young to have sex.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 3:22pm

    The fact that it is Harry Potter related makes it an automatic fail even if it actually works... -_-

  • 62 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 5:34am

    dude.... imagine magic sex toys

  • 60 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 3:39am

    2:12, please mate with me

  • 56 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 2:13am

    agreed, 1:06. ha ha ha, i would love it if somebody used HP or LOTR to hit on me.

  • 54 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 9:19pm

    Haha, brilliant! And they do use inches too here in Britain. :)

  • 55 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 10:53am

    lol...itll prolly get me talking to him anyway...all in good fun and i would take a harry potter fan over a twilight fan anyday

  • 44 58
    Submitted by Keyfabe on Dec 25, 10 at 6:45pm

    This would never work in Europe :D

  • 60 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 2:21am

    ok ok lord of the ring pick-up lines are taking it too far...

  • 55 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 1:47am

    omg, if some guy said that to me, i don't think i could NOT get on that.

  • 47 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 12:21am

    Harry potter scorrrrrressssss!!!

  • 55 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 7:30am

    women who think this is a good pickup line are totally pathetic.

  • 33 39
    Submitted by lawlzies on Feb 8, 12 at 12:16am

    Atta babe

  • 55 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 2:43am

    I'd like to use this line but I'm not cutting of an inch to do it!

  • 52 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 4:13pm

    lmaoooooo xD i love it xD

  • 51 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 6:33pm

    This is pretty hot....

  • 56 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 9:25am

    haha I actually laughed out loud....that's the most amazing thing ever.

  • 50 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 8:40pm

    Omg!! that's great!!!

  • 54 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 12:28pm

    who cares if they're not measurements? it's still fucking funny.

  • 59 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 3:47am

    I'm not much of an HP fan but I LOL'd at that one.

  • 52 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 1:12am

    Does the original poster by any chance read Harry Potter Fanfiction?

  • 50 77
    Submitted by ruff_dog on Jun 19, 10 at 4:31am

    Wouldn't be your IQ would it?

  • 53 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 1:50am

    i love it!! i want a guy to use that on me.

  • 59 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 4:16pm

    Shit, I wish a guy would use a Harry Potter pick up line on me.

  • 56 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 3:05am

    lmfao or ill petrify you hahahahah ohhhhhhh i love that im not the only harry potter fan...though i am so curiuos as to how old you guys are...because i'm in my twenties which is why i'm suspecting that you're not because i thought i was the only weird one....i hope you're not in high school lol well i guess it wouldn't matter just curious haha

  • 54 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 7:12pm

    GARMER NAZY FIXUR TROLLZ

  • 53 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 10:11pm

    3:09 #2, are you retarded?

  • 57 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 11:38am

    that would so work on me lol

  • 43 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:30pm

    i'm so glad there's a harry potter tfln on here from the 905! REPRESENT!

  • 37 57
    Submitted by wolfkid0789 on Sep 25, 11 at 1:26am

    Nice to see a little 905 action on here! And I kinda wish I had a penis, just so I could say stuff like this!

  • 36 55
    Submitted by labelle5 on Oct 28, 10 at 12:56pm

    Haha this is from my home town. So proud. Kinky geeks and freaks. Heyyoo

  • 53 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 5:27pm

    HAHAHAHAHAAA 5:14, you DEFINITELY, without question, win.

  • 56 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 10:49am

    wow, that's awesome. Assuming the guy wasn't a douche and trying to be serious with the line, but was just trying to use a little humor, that would work on me in a heartbeat. Damn... a little nerdy humor is sexy.

  • 52 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 2:07am

    I hate HP but would definitely go for that line. Good one!

  • 52 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 1:44am

    haha cheesy, but cute.

  • 47 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 12:51am

    actually...the best ever is... "so you like fish right?" yes "well you should see my great white"

  • 52 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:45am

    brilliant. I would be won over.

  • 55 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 3:54pm

    horrible. harry potter sucks.

  • 45 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 2:52am

    Fkin niceeee

  • 53 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 12:15pm

    Is it bad that it took me a minute to get that one?

  • 36 59
    Submitted by emmafinnigan on Jun 7, 11 at 12:09am

    "I hope you're ready because I'm about to slytherin"

  • 52 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 2:51am

    Marry me. Or ill petrify you

  • 45 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 2:25am

    BEST PICK UP LINE EVERR i think im in love

  • 55 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 4:21am

    i disagree. mostly because the 9 3/4 in Platform 9 3/4 isn't a measurement, so saying that you know something ELSE with those measurements is silly.

  • 39 67
    Submitted by FanGirl42 on May 29, 11 at 10:35am

    My name may not be Luna, but I sure can Lovegood. ;D

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 1:07am

    i <3 harry potter pick up lines

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 2:31pm

    hahaha as scary as a 9 3/4 inch penis sounds. I would give you credit for creativity. Being the Harry Potter fan I am.

  • 53 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 11:04am

    are you picking up children now? you know there are laws against that.

  • 47 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 2:42am

    ok i am OBSESSED with harry potter, but i think this'd be pretty dirty if someone used it on me even though it's pretty funny. also, there's a group on fb it says "harry potter and the bad pick up lines" this is like number one on there lol i knew it sounded familiar ahahah

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 3:08pm

    They use centimeters in england.

  • 37 69
    Submitted by FredlyDaMoose on Aug 4, 11 at 2:13am

    Harry potter pick up lines? Sweet. I luv that site

  • 40 76
    Submitted by an0nymous on Mar 8, 10 at 11:30pm

    Fuck 9 3/4... :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 1:04am

    HAHA that is wonderful!

  • 37 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 1:47am

    Love it. One of my favorite tfln! Who doesn't love HP?!

  • 37 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 2:30am

    Harry Potter sucks big time.... Just sayin....

  • 49 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 1:57pm

    fucking OUCH. 9 inch penises aren't attractive, they're scary. That being said, props for creativity, atleast.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 1:36am

    one of the "bad nights" should be a good night i'm on a laptop with the touchpad and i accidently clicked it i'm so sorry people, i fail at life...

  • 41 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 11:19pm

    that is the greatest thing i have ever read. you are my hero.

  • 47 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 5:12pm

    umm...totally would have gotten in my pants. what do i love more than harry potter? 9 3/4 dicks :) haha..

  • 45 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 2:43am

    your pick up line just screams, "i never get any play"

  • 30 61
    Submitted by elpoww on Sep 16, 11 at 7:01pm

    So proud this came from my area code. So proud.

  • 45 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 3:09am

    What the crap? I'm a Harry Potter fan, but this might be the worst pickup line I've ever heard. The number of a platform in a train station isn't even a measurement in the first place...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 8:56am

    love it...absolutely! you lead, i'll follow

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 11:35pm

    Its true, they do use centimeters in England but what if they weren't measuring length? What if they were measuring circumference? I'd be ok with that. XD

  • 35 83
    Submitted by utsaucy on Sep 3, 10 at 2:26am

    Good to know all the fat Internet ladies dig Harry potter lines, whereas in the real world of 6's and up will not like this sort of wizardry