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  • Submitted by anonymousme on Jan 24, 10 at 11:02pm

    you should have had him stick it in your ass then. im sure it would also protect him against your herp

  • 82 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 10:48pm

    I have a small penis and I'm not ashamed !

  • 66 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 7:43am

    Hey guys...we been treating girls like they're nothing but pussy and tits...nothing else. Turn-about sucks but we brought it on ourselves. Guy with average dicks--learn how to eat pussy like a champ and you'll get all the sex you can stand!

  • 77 64
    Submitted by takeitslow on Jan 24, 10 at 10:42pm

    it literally was a pinky finger ... he thought you were ugly and tricked you into leaving. lol

  • 70 58
    Submitted by tokenmetalhead on Jan 25, 10 at 3:07am

    You should have given him a "pinky swear"

  • 61 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 10:22pm

    Lmao.

  • 62 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 1:59am

    Fuck everyone

  • 57 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 12:53am

    Been tried to do that...

  • 67 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:21pm

    It looks like we have a situation -the situation

  • 54 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 10:54pm

    It sucks when that happens!!!

  • 67 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 10:59pm

    Don't be ashamed, but know that girls won't feel anything. So you better have game with other parts

  • 58 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 1:29pm

    Why would you laugh at someone for that reason? I don't get it. I mean, if it's not for you then just don't get with him again, but why would you laugh at someone bc of something physical? Something they can't help? Covering your own insecurities or just plain a horrible person I'd guess.

    • 25 50
      Submitted by aphroditee69 on Sep 23, 10 at 3:59pm

      Amen to this comment! I totally agree!

  • 50 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 1:51am

    ......it's a big pinky.....

  • 55 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 10:43pm

    Aw poor guy...

  • 55 60
    Submitted by elizasaurustex on Jan 25, 10 at 4:38pm

    But... everything is bigger in Texas...

  • 52 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 10:24pm

    Hahahaaahahahahahah!

  • 62 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 9:34am

    He must have been visiting from Jersey Shore...

  • 53 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 9:11pm

    Was his name Rich?

  • 42 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 9:59am

    3:07 nice!

  • 52 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 1:47am

    Hahaha! Ive been there. Luckily i was drunk out of my mind so i just pretended to pass out.

  • 47 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 6:04am

    Who Dat ?! ~ Premeau

  • 45 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 1:57am

    First!!!!!!

  • 42 51
    Submitted by bant on Oct 12, 10 at 10:12pm

    I learned that if you and eat her out like a pro, it can make up for having an avg to below avg size.

  • 55 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 9:27am

    Haha this happened to me with a guy. Behind his back we call him millimeter Peter ;)

    • 38 45
      Submitted by aphroditee69 on Sep 23, 10 at 4:00pm

      Yeah and then behind your back he calls himself a retard for giving a birch like you the time of day.

      • 19 50
        Submitted by aphroditee69 on Sep 23, 10 at 4:02pm

        Bitch* ... not birch -.-

  • 39 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 12:29pm

    I love 0743.

  • 47 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 2:40am

    Hahaha fyl

  • 47 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 12:25am

    If these texts are real, why don't the OPs ever post comments?

  • 48 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 10:32pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAA TOO FUNNY

  • 43 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:42pm

    Oh damn that's cold. Should have just smack him in the face it would have been less painful.

  • 42 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 10:18pm

    hah jesus, i know how that goes.

  • 45 61
    Submitted by PGG on Jan 24, 10 at 10:30pm

    Ouch...

  • 41 54
    Submitted by WTFisKiwiTaken on Jan 25, 10 at 12:13am

    i dated a guy who will now forever be known as "Vienna sausage"

  • 48 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 10:29pm

    <- soviet russian

  • 46 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:22pm

    I have a BIG sausage in my pants

  • 52 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 10:42pm

    Aw poor guy...

  • 35 47
    Submitted by duke1122 on Mar 9, 10 at 10:17pm

    Fuckkkkkk ya reppppin the ATX

  • 33 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 5:10pm

    303 n I got a man with a baby leg n so happy for that!!

    • 24 40
      Submitted by aphroditee69 on Sep 23, 10 at 4:06pm

      That's creepy. Lol\nShoulda just said huge dong instead of a babys leg.

  • 42 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 12:16pm

    Man this should be mine lol. Same thing happened to me a couple years ago. It was sad. I tried twice with the poor guy. And I'm from the 512 and the guy was in north Austin

  • 52 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 10:56pm

    So you really must have liked him to start, you shallow slut

  • 41 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:50pm

    Oriental micropenis

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 10:24pm

    In soviet Russia we have legs in our pants

  • 38 59
    Submitted by nathan_arizona on Jan 30, 10 at 5:08pm

    FUCK YOU SARAH!

  • 41 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 12:48am

    It's hard not to laugh when it's a small penis...you literally do think "where is the rest of it?" I only encountered one stubby penis...nice guy but I couldn't see making it work sexually. I did try...twice. I felt bad for him...

  • 39 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 2:06am

    512!!!!!!

  • Submitted by leahhhhh on Jan 24, 10 at 10:16pm

    For real...once I fucked an Asian, and it's like, is this really it???

  • 36 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 2:50am

    you should just tell people from the get go that u have a small penis - it will either save time and energy or put u in the "just friends" category.

  • 38 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:42pm

    Was his ping, pong, tang or jiang?

  • 36 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:41pm

    I love ATX!

  • 40 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 3:11pm

    The comment below this must have a pinky sized dick since he is freaking out..

  • 34 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 8:58am

    I have a big cock mail me if you want to see it samp258atyahoodotcom

  • 34 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 9:53am

    Tell him that he'll gain some dick if he sheds some weight, meanwhile find some other guy to sleep with.

  • 35 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 1:03am

    I lick beer from girls tight assholes :)

  • 37 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 10:36pm

    Whats with everyone saying stuff bout sovoet rusdo?

  • 33 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 4:13pm

    3:11 ur right je must feel like the post is about him

  • 35 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 5:08pm

    I'm from 319

  • 29 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 1:54am

    Lmao. Been there before. It's really quite sad.. Poor fellas.