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  • you should have had him stick it in your ass then. im sure it would also protect him against your herp

    Submitted by anonymousme on Jan 24, 10 at 11:02pm
  • You should have given him a "pinky swear"

    Submitted by tokenmetalhead on Jan 25, 10 at 3:07am
  • I have a small penis and I'm not ashamed !

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 10:48pm
  • Hey guys...we been treating girls like they're nothing but pussy and tits...nothing else. Turn-about sucks but we brought it on ourselves. Guy with average dicks--learn how to eat pussy like a champ and you'll get all the sex you can stand!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 7:43am
  • It looks like we have a situation -the situation

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:21pm
  • Lmao.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 10:22pm
  • Fuck everyone

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 1:59am
  • it literally was a pinky finger ... he thought you were ugly and tricked you into leaving. lol

    Submitted by takeitslow on Jan 24, 10 at 10:42pm
  • Been tried to do that...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 12:53am
  • But... everything is bigger in Texas...

    Submitted by elizasaurustex on Jan 25, 10 at 4:38pm
  • Hahaha fyl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 2:40am
  • ......it's a big pinky.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 1:51am
  • Why would you laugh at someone for that reason? I don't get it. I mean, if it's not for you then just don't get with him again, but why would you laugh at someone bc of something physical? Something they can't help? Covering your own insecurities or just plain a horrible person I'd guess.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 1:29pm
  • It sucks when that happens!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 10:54pm
  • Was his name Rich?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 9:11pm
  • He must have been visiting from Jersey Shore...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 9:34am
  • Don't be ashamed, but know that girls won't feel anything. So you better have game with other parts

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 10:59pm
  • HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAA TOO FUNNY

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 10:32pm
  • Hahahaaahahahahahah!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 10:24pm
  • So you really must have liked him to start, you shallow slut

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 10:56pm
  • Haha this happened to me with a guy. Behind his back we call him millimeter Peter ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 9:27am
  • First!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 1:57am
  • I learned that if you and eat her out like a pro, it can make up for having an avg to below avg size.

    Submitted by bant on Oct 12, 10 at 10:12pm
  • If these texts are real, why don't the OPs ever post comments?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 12:25am
  • Aw poor guy...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 10:43pm
  • I love 0743.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 12:29pm
  • Ouch...

    Submitted by PGG on Jan 24, 10 at 10:30pm
  • Oriental micropenis

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:50pm
  • hah jesus, i know how that goes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 10:18pm
  • 3:07 nice!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 9:59am
  • Oh damn that's cold. Should have just smack him in the face it would have been less painful.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:42pm
  • Aw poor guy...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 10:42pm
  • It's hard not to laugh when it's a small penis...you literally do think "where is the rest of it?" I only encountered one stubby penis...nice guy but I couldn't see making it work sexually. I did try...twice. I felt bad for him...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 12:48am
  • Fuckkkkkk ya reppppin the ATX

    Submitted by duke1122 on Mar 9, 10 at 10:17pm
  • Man this should be mine lol. Same thing happened to me a couple years ago. It was sad. I tried twice with the poor guy. And I'm from the 512 and the guy was in north Austin

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 12:16pm
  • i dated a guy who will now forever be known as "Vienna sausage"

    Submitted by WTFisKiwiTaken on Jan 25, 10 at 12:13am
  • For real...once I fucked an Asian, and it's like, is this really it???

    Submitted by leahhhhh on Jan 24, 10 at 10:16pm
  • Hahaha! Ive been there. Luckily i was drunk out of my mind so i just pretended to pass out.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 1:47am
  • Who Dat ?! ~ Premeau

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 6:04am
  • <- soviet russian

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 10:29pm
  • 512!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 2:06am
  • I have a BIG sausage in my pants

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:22pm
  • The comment below this must have a pinky sized dick since he is freaking out..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 3:11pm
  • 303 n I got a man with a baby leg n so happy for that!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 5:10pm
    • That's creepy. Lol\nShoulda just said huge dong instead of a babys leg.

      Submitted by aphroditee69 on Sep 23, 10 at 4:06pm
  • In soviet Russia we have legs in our pants

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 10:24pm
  • you should just tell people from the get go that u have a small penis - it will either save time and energy or put u in the "just friends" category.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 2:50am
  • I lick beer from girls tight assholes :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 1:03am
  • Was his ping, pong, tang or jiang?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:42pm
  • I have a big cock mail me if you want to see it samp258atyahoodotcom

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 8:58am
  • FUCK YOU SARAH!

    Submitted by nathan_arizona on Jan 30, 10 at 5:08pm
  • Whats with everyone saying stuff bout sovoet rusdo?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 10:36pm
  • I'm from 319

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 5:08pm
  • Tell him that he'll gain some dick if he sheds some weight, meanwhile find some other guy to sleep with.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 9:53am
  • Lmao. Been there before. It's really quite sad.. Poor fellas.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 1:54am
  • 3:11 ur right je must feel like the post is about him

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 4:13pm
  • I love ATX!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:41pm
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