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  • 88 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 2:28pm

    who goes to church, period...?

  • 82 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 6:10pm

    I went to my cousin's baptism hungover. They're Catholic too... lots of standing... ooo it was bad, but I got through it. Thanks be to God!

  • 84 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 11:54pm

    Went to a funeral hungover once. I threw up.

  • 78 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 7, 09 at 11:46pm

    Been there on numerous occassions. One Sunday morning my Dad had to do the readings and after he had walked back to our seats, leans over and says to me, "I could smell you from up there," my Dad brother and friends who were within earshot thought it was pretty funny. Mom however did not.....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 7, 09 at 11:13pm

    Haven't ever been to church drunk or hungover, but me, my brother, and a friend went one Wednesday night stoned as hell. We rode around town for about two hours playing smoke out in my friends car, and then realized it was church time, and decided to go. Hilarity ensued.

  • 85 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 4:19am

    haha deff been there but sadly i couldent hold anything in anymore only got half way to the bathroom but at least i blessed the church next sunday i went back so the priest could bless me lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 3:44am

    i have so done that... actually i have totally done both. legit.

  • 76 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 4:24pm

    I am a firm believer in the idea that a hangover is just God's way of saying "You kicked ass last night".

  • 76 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 1:17am

    went without panties once...of course they were in the pocket of the guy next to me so maybe it's okay....

  • 74 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 2:31am

    I used to go to church every single fucking week hungover as shit (highschool)- worst days ever hands down. Sitting in a pew literally praying you don't puke. I did a couple times.. but I always made it to the bathroom. And I thanked God for it

  • 68 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 9:48pm

    worst experience of ur life? try best. i loooooved walking into sunday school half drunk and still ready to partayyyyyy.... haha, it really added a layer of fun to "bible saturation"

  • 83 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 12:08am

    Church sucks, there's no way you could listen to that bullshit sober.

  • 75 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 5:14am

    Church. Drunk. Sermon on the sin of alcohol. I sat in the back.

  • 74 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 1:19pm

    you want to know who goes to church hungover? my mother. on Easter.

  • 70 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 8:10am

    did that a few times. Solved the problem by not going to church anymore

  • 67 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 8:03pm

    going sober is way better

  • 69 75
    Submitted by ThattallguyXD on Apr 11, 10 at 2:40pm

    this guy right here

  • 73 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 12:15pm

    I once went to church still drunk and ended up puking in the bushes...

  • 66 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 5:31am

    Never went to church high or drunk but i do have a girlfriend that screwed one of the alter boys in the priest chamber shes definitly going to hell lol say hello Jamie..

  • 79 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 10:22pm

    haha i probobly know who sent that.

  • 67 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 5:03pm

    I went once still tripping on acid. The entire sermon was about how our generation is lost and we turn to drugs instead of God. It was all I could do to keep from running out of there screaming. I totally thought I was going to burst into flames.

  • 74 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 10:20pm

    going to church drunk = fun going to church hungover = hell

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 1:32am

    hell yeah 717 Harrisburg-Lancaster area PA

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 2:13am

    Sounds like my Easter....only I was lucky.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 10:12am

    I really want to do that someday. But in a mosque...

  • 65 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:47pm

    it sucks going to church hungover but somehow it happens every single time... all of the two days i attend every year.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 4:54am

    yeah i was hungover at church and couldnt wash off the stamp on my hand that said "SEXY", the Y was the only letter that came off. FML

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:50pm

    who the fuck goes to church anyway? religion with the epic fails

  • 63 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 9:20am

    Stay classy, Delaware!

  • 70 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 10:09pm

    Jesus on the Nile...this is the Word. the texted Word.

  • 62 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 10:34am

    So drunk and hungover holidays are my thing. Christmas eve, pretty drunk, fell asleep during the homily. I woke up, and screamed "WHAT!" and then the glares started coming.

  • 57 75
    Submitted by zwuang on May 26, 10 at 1:37am

    Who goes to church, not me!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 4:18pm

    i do it every sunday haha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 5:57pm

    The bar is my church...

  • 66 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 6:27pm

    i fell over saying the sacrament prayer because i still had a whole bottle of jd in my system from a party the night before

  • 59 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 7:05pm

    Who hasn't been to church hungover? But seriously, it's probably the worst experience of your life.

  • 66 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 12:28am

    actually, as horrible as this sounds.. i can somewhat relate.. me and my friend once went to church with waterbottles filled with orange soda and vodka;; keep in mind that we were already shitfaced. i began to uncontrollably laugh in the middle of mass so we had to sit in the sound proof child room. it will do down in history, and i am going to hell. shit happens. :)

  • 60 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 5:39pm

    I've been to church drunk...best time EVER!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 11:12am

    I help out with children's Sunday school, so I have to be there every Sunday morning. So one Sunday, I woke up in my ex-boyfriend's bed, still half-drunk and about 10 minutes to get church...so I went to church in clothes from the night before, still kinda drunk, and looking like I was on a walk of shame, but it was worth it!

  • 47 67
    Submitted by countryhottie921 on Sep 8, 11 at 12:46am

    i actually did this haha fun day

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 1:57am

    hahaha i did until the church called the cops on me... so now i just dont go.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 2:32am

    The second texter is the winner!