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  • salad is for sure the worst thing to puke up. this same thing has happened to me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:49pm
  • the worst thing to throw up is stomach acid...after you've thrown up everything else

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:46pm
  • once my friend made me eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich before taking shots of stoli because i hadn't eaten anything that day worst.puking.ever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 12:35pm
  • Peanut Butter is by far the worst thing to spew

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 11:43pm
  • LOL! That was freaking funny. Sounds like something I would say

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 7:27pm
  • hahah ahh i laughed for a while on this one

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:23pm
  • This is my second most favorite textfromlastnight Ever, second only to the guy who was tripped out on ambien.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:48am
  • 4:52PM There's a dude fucking you in the ass??!!??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:55pm
  • 4:55 I think I love you. Hilarious response to 4:52...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 3:45pm
  • peanuts are the worst thing to throw up. the sharp peanut shards cut up your throat and get stuck and you start choking and it just sucks. also, goldfish crackers are pretty unpleasant. and orange. ew.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:24pm
  • just cracked the fuck up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:53pm
  • HAHHAHAHAHAHA LITERALLY LAUGHED SO HARD

    Submitted by jessssss15 on Jul 31, 11 at 10:33pm
  • duuuuude please tell me who you are. im from hampton. btw this is epic

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 6:12pm
  • as i told you on facebook. im in love with you for this!!! EPIC. you are epic my dear!

    Submitted by asstrologist on Sep 23, 10 at 11:00pm
  • ahhhh Virginia.............i peed a lil when i read this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:43pm
  • hahaa ! i love this. .. except i have to disagree that salad is the worst to throw up... poutine STILL gives me nightmares.. the chunky kind you get from harvey's.. ugggh!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:20pm
  • I say spaghetti !! shoots out your mafackin nose

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:48pm
  • LOL I've had to say that to people for sure... "I don't want you to be worried. You ate salad." Right there next to, "no you're not puking up blood, that's Jello."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:45pm
  • I bet this b%^&* goes to Regents! Moron!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:11am
  • Salad is definitely one of the worst things to throw up. Although I recently threw up tuna salad and crackers for the first (and hopefully last) time. By far my worst puke ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 7:55pm
  • Oh yeah. This has happened to me. Not fun. Especially salad paired with yoohoo.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 6:24pm
  • that is so fucking funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 6:25am
  • this totally sounds like something i would sayyy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 5:23pm
  • Hahahahahahahaha. I love this one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 9:19pm
  • HAHA. Something that I would say.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 6:10pm
  • lol!!! but whatever happened to chewing?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 6:49pm
  • oh god laughed so hard i cried. and i'm still laughing. that's just so fucking funny!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 6:01pm
  • mafackin!?!! hahahahaha holy shit thats funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:03pm
  • This is great! PRICELESS

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:45pm
  • what's with all these weird posts like 3:11

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:15pm
  • In soviet Russia, leaves throw up you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 6:54pm
  • wow i feel like i am in the mens room at a truck stop

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:52pm
  • Um, no, that is not what "tossing salad" means. Though knowing what it means might result in the same set of circumstances as the OP.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:59pm
  • this is the funniest thing ive read!! haha great job

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 7:10pm
  • I want to be friends with this person.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:47pm
  • that is virginia for youu, i'm going to have to say vabreezy though. haha and the worst to puke up is jalapenos. omg. ughhhhh i can still taste..bleeeghhhhh...k i'mma stop.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:32am
  • I guess she was puking Tobacco leaves

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:19pm
  • ha ha ha ha this is awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:16pm
  • HAHAHAH omg the best I've read by far

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:15pm
  • My friend did this at a party once and it clogged my sink for days. Worst moment of my life. But bad ass party.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 4:12am
  • this is my favorite one to date... I'm sitting by my self laughing so hard I have tears running down my face.... as for bad things to puke.... indian food redbull (tastes EXACTLY the same) anything with jalepenos popcorn....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:57pm
  • haha this is amazing i laughed so much

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 2:55pm
  • I am going to take a shot and say Norfolk...probably someone from ODU

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:22pm
  • hahahha couldn't stop laughing at this one

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 8:22am
  • Throwing up ecstasy rocks though LOL. On second thought, probably more like the 5 hours AFTER throwing up ecstasy rocks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 5:51pm
  • i know this person its my friend in Richmond he ate spinach

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 8:38pm
  • 3:15 IM NOT WIRD YOUR THE WEIRD ONE I HATE YOU DIE!!!!11

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:20pm
  • Only in Virginia Beach would someone be that retarded... Or drunk.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:03am
  • this whore here needs to be boned, renee: 17085675718

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:50pm
  • SO AMAZING SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT NIGHT

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 11:17am
  • hahaha this has happened to me as well. my friend was like "looks like someone ate salad for dinner..." not a fun night haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:34pm
  • ..lmao friends dont let friends...eat leaves.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 6:38pm
  • I actually cried I laughed so hard when I read this.. HAHAA

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 11:18pm
  • This is the funniest thing ever. KUDOS.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:49am
  • I don't think I chew well enough. Last time I puked, it was spaghetti and it looked like rice.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 3:40am
  • ive barfed salad before. its nasty

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:14am
  • lol this was soooooooooo hilarious!! there goes the good ol 7 cities for you!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 7:17pm
  • the best text i've read in a while. I literally laughed out loud

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:26pm
  • olo (only laugh once :p)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:12pm
  • HAHAHAHAHAHAH I just pooped my pants laughing.

    Submitted by riedge41 on Dec 13, 10 at 3:20am
  • OMG! I def did that one night! but damn it was a top night...well up till that point!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 8:33pm
  • lol, I love you. Hmm ok def. not something I should admit but I thought I was shitting blood for a couple of days, but it turns out that my mixer of kool-aid in high enough quantity can do that to you (I know, classy right?)... I almost went to the hospital. I would have been even more horrified if I had.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 7:05pm
  • LMAO hampton roads <3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 3:01am
  • This is THE BEST POST EVER on this site. I have laughed for the last 45 minutes. I think I broke a rib.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:49pm
  • 3:23 what are you saying? You make no sense

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:46pm
  • If anyone I knew was that drunk, I might actually let them go ahead and eat the leaves

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:45pm
  • chili dogs are bad. looks the same, tastes totally different.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 5:08pm
  • Only if you are serving leaves LOL.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:03pm
  • Mexican food. Worst thing ever!!! And anything with chili. Ick. But thi post is my fav on the whole site

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 3:02am
  • So this is what "tossing your salad" means. I was wondering.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:57pm
  • this post gave me a HUGE belly laugh! thank you!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 6:42pm
  • haha....reminds me of the time when my friend thought she was puking blood in the toilet, but afterwards realized she drank red mt.dew earlier

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 11:29pm
  • 2:59, are you asking me out on a date?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:01pm
  • ok 1st off, call me. 2nd, i think i love you <3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 11:15pm
  • ive definatly done this.. salad for dinner. then work at 5am. quickly followed by puking up my "leaves".. wondering when the hell i ate leaves? took about an hour to figure it out lol.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 7:48am
  • omfg lmao hahahahahahaha!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 8:45pm
  • Cheese pizza. It looks and tastes exactly the same. Anything with noodles is a close 2nd.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 5:42pm
  • You deffinately just made my day <3

    Submitted by chrystajean on Apr 20, 10 at 7:33am
  • OMG that's effing hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 11:38pm
  • BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:00am
  • This is funnt

    Submitted by dootels14 on Mar 15, 10 at 11:23pm
  • NorVa!!!!!!!!!!! ODU football!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 7:09pm
  • I sat down on the floor and said sweetie we don’t graze.

    Submitted by PandaPapa on Mar 2, 18 at 10:47pm
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