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  • 95 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 6:54pm

    In soviet Russia, leaves throw up you!

  • 90 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 7:27pm

    LOL! That was freaking funny. Sounds like something I would say

  • 76 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:46pm

    the worst thing to throw up is stomach acid...after you've thrown up everything else

  • 76 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:20pm

    3:15 IM NOT WIRD YOUR THE WEIRD ONE I HATE YOU DIE!!!!11

  • 84 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 5:23pm

    this totally sounds like something i would sayyy

  • 73 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:48am

    This is my second most favorite textfromlastnight Ever, second only to the guy who was tripped out on ambien.

  • 76 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:20pm

    hahaa ! i love this. .. except i have to disagree that salad is the worst to throw up... poutine STILL gives me nightmares.. the chunky kind you get from harvey's.. ugggh!

  • 82 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 3:01am

    LMAO hampton roads <3

  • 75 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 6:49pm

    lol!!! but whatever happened to chewing?

  • 73 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:34pm

    hahaha this has happened to me as well. my friend was like "looks like someone ate salad for dinner..." not a fun night haha

  • 74 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 11:43pm

    Peanut Butter is by far the worst thing to spew

  • 70 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 12:35pm

    once my friend made me eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich before taking shots of stoli because i hadn't eaten anything that day worst.puking.ever

  • 70 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 6:10pm

    HAHA. Something that I would say.

  • 78 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 11:15pm

    ok 1st off, call me. 2nd, i think i love you <3

  • 76 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 11:18pm

    I actually cried I laughed so hard when I read this.. HAHAA

  • 66 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:16pm

    ha ha ha ha this is awesome

  • 74 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:03pm

    Only if you are serving leaves LOL.

  • 80 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 8:45pm

    omfg lmao hahahahahahaha!

  • 66 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 6:24pm

    Oh yeah. This has happened to me. Not fun. Especially salad paired with yoohoo.

  • 71 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:23pm

    hahah ahh i laughed for a while on this one

  • 73 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:32am

    that is virginia for youu, i'm going to have to say vabreezy though. haha and the worst to puke up is jalapenos. omg. ughhhhh i can still taste..bleeeghhhhh...k i'mma stop.

  • 69 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:48pm

    I say spaghetti !! shoots out your mafackin nose

  • 60 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 6:12pm

    duuuuude please tell me who you are. im from hampton. btw this is epic

  • 66 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:24pm

    peanuts are the worst thing to throw up. the sharp peanut shards cut up your throat and get stuck and you start choking and it just sucks. also, goldfish crackers are pretty unpleasant. and orange. ew.

  • 67 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:55pm

    4:52PM There's a dude fucking you in the ass??!!??

  • 67 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 6:25am

    that is so fucking funny

  • 78 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:11am

    I bet this b%^&* goes to Regents! Moron!

  • 73 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 9:19pm

    Hahahahahahahaha. I love this one.

  • 64 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:52pm

    wow i feel like i am in the mens room at a truck stop

  • 68 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:53pm

    just cracked the fuck up

  • 65 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 3:45pm

    4:55 I think I love you. Hilarious response to 4:52...

  • 54 49
    Submitted by jessssss15 on Jul 31, 11 at 10:33pm

    HAHHAHAHAHAHA LITERALLY LAUGHED SO HARD

  • 62 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:15pm

    HAHAHAH omg the best I've read by far

  • 66 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:45pm

    LOL I've had to say that to people for sure... "I don't want you to be worried. You ate salad." Right there next to, "no you're not puking up blood, that's Jello."

  • 68 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:59pm

    Um, no, that is not what "tossing salad" means. Though knowing what it means might result in the same set of circumstances as the OP.

  • 62 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:43pm

    ahhhh Virginia.............i peed a lil when i read this

  • 73 91
    Submitted by chrystajean on Apr 20, 10 at 7:33am

    You deffinately just made my day <3

  • 62 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 6:38pm

    ..lmao friends dont let friends...eat leaves.

  • 63 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:50pm

    this whore here needs to be boned, renee: 17085675718

  • 63 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 7:17pm

    lol this was soooooooooo hilarious!! there goes the good ol 7 cities for you!!

  • 64 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:57pm

    this is my favorite one to date... I'm sitting by my self laughing so hard I have tears running down my face.... as for bad things to puke.... indian food redbull (tastes EXACTLY the same) anything with jalepenos popcorn....

  • 68 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:47pm

    I want to be friends with this person.

    • 73 53
      Submitted by asstrologist on Sep 23, 10 at 10:55pm

      she was my roommate! she's hilarious ALWAYS.

  • 60 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 11:17am

    SO AMAZING SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT NIGHT

  • 62 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:49pm

    salad is for sure the worst thing to puke up. this same thing has happened to me

  • 60 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 8:22am

    hahahha couldn't stop laughing at this one

  • 56 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:03pm

    mafackin!?!! hahahahaha holy shit thats funny

  • 60 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:45pm

    If anyone I knew was that drunk, I might actually let them go ahead and eat the leaves

  • 52 58
    Submitted by asstrologist on Sep 23, 10 at 11:00pm

    as i told you on facebook. im in love with you for this!!! EPIC. you are epic my dear!

  • 60 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 8:38pm

    i know this person its my friend in Richmond he ate spinach

  • 62 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:19pm

    I guess she was puking Tobacco leaves

  • 66 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:15pm

    what's with all these weird posts like 3:11

  • 63 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 7:55pm

    Salad is definitely one of the worst things to throw up. Although I recently threw up tuna salad and crackers for the first (and hopefully last) time. By far my worst puke ever.

  • 65 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:26pm

    the best text i've read in a while. I literally laughed out loud

  • 61 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 7:10pm

    this is the funniest thing ive read!! haha great job

  • 59 77
    Submitted by riedge41 on Dec 13, 10 at 3:20am

    HAHAHAHAHAHAH I just pooped my pants laughing.

  • 55 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 6:01pm

    oh god laughed so hard i cried. and i'm still laughing. that's just so fucking funny!

  • 64 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 5:51pm

    Throwing up ecstasy rocks though LOL. On second thought, probably more like the 5 hours AFTER throwing up ecstasy rocks.

  • 52 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 5:08pm

    chili dogs are bad. looks the same, tastes totally different.

  • 54 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:12pm

    olo (only laugh once :p)

  • 54 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:46pm

    3:23 what are you saying? You make no sense

  • 59 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:01pm

    2:59, are you asking me out on a date?

  • 55 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 2:55pm

    haha this is amazing i laughed so much

  • 53 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:22pm

    I am going to take a shot and say Norfolk...probably someone from ODU

  • 56 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:49am

    This is the funniest thing ever. KUDOS.

  • 57 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 7:09pm

    NorVa!!!!!!!!!!! ODU football!

  • 51 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:45pm

    This is great! PRICELESS

  • 58 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 4:12am

    My friend did this at a party once and it clogged my sink for days. Worst moment of my life. But bad ass party.

  • 56 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 8:33pm

    OMG! I def did that one night! but damn it was a top night...well up till that point!!!!

  • 62 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 3:02am

    Mexican food. Worst thing ever!!! And anything with chili. Ick. But thi post is my fav on the whole site

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:00am

    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

  • 48 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 3:40am

    I don't think I chew well enough. Last time I puked, it was spaghetti and it looked like rice.

  • 51 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 6:42pm

    this post gave me a HUGE belly laugh! thank you!!!

  • 54 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:14am

    ive barfed salad before. its nasty

  • 51 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 5:42pm

    Cheese pizza. It looks and tastes exactly the same. Anything with noodles is a close 2nd.

  • 49 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:57pm

    So this is what "tossing your salad" means. I was wondering.

  • 50 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 7:48am

    ive definatly done this.. salad for dinner. then work at 5am. quickly followed by puking up my "leaves".. wondering when the hell i ate leaves? took about an hour to figure it out lol.

  • 56 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 11:29pm

    haha....reminds me of the time when my friend thought she was puking blood in the toilet, but afterwards realized she drank red mt.dew earlier

  • 58 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 11:38pm

    OMG that's effing hilarious

  • 57 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:49pm

    This is THE BEST POST EVER on this site. I have laughed for the last 45 minutes. I think I broke a rib.

  • 45 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:03am

    Only in Virginia Beach would someone be that retarded... Or drunk.

  • 46 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 7:05pm

    lol, I love you. Hmm ok def. not something I should admit but I thought I was shitting blood for a couple of days, but it turns out that my mixer of kool-aid in high enough quantity can do that to you (I know, classy right?)... I almost went to the hospital. I would have been even more horrified if I had.

  • 48 91
    Submitted by dootels14 on Mar 15, 10 at 11:23pm

    This is funnt