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  • Submitted by k8e on Feb 9, 10 at 3:08pm

    i've been looking at this site for months and i JUST created an account so that i could comment on how much i love this.

    • Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Feb 9, 10 at 3:11pm

      Hey buddy, nice to have you here.....Now Sign the Fuck Out!!

      • Submitted by greenbumho on Feb 9, 10 at 5:39pm

        Why do some people capitalize random words in their sentences?

        • Submitted by Herschel on Feb 9, 10 at 5:55pm

          Because they don't actually know how to speak English properly, so they try to look overly proper to make up for it.

      • Submitted by kittenkitten61 on Feb 9, 10 at 6:05pm

        your rude.

        • Submitted by CaptainDickhead on Feb 9, 10 at 7:04pm

          My rude what?

          • Submitted by SoCal on Feb 9, 10 at 8:51pm

            haha soo jokes. "your, you're, there, their, and they're" really need to be taught better.

            • Submitted by KatieMariee on Feb 10, 10 at 9:58pm

              so jokes? nerdfighter?

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              Submitted by Phantasm on Apr 1, 10 at 6:31am

              This is like an adult version of 4chan. I love it!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 3:06pm

    Finding Nemo ftw...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 3:40pm

    This sounds like something I'd say to my bf. At least I'm not the only weird bitch

  • Submitted by alyssaXOnicole on Feb 9, 10 at 5:48pm

    Why do I have a feeling this text would be something sent to Snooki from Jersey Shore?

  • Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Feb 9, 10 at 3:10pm

    LOL! She couldn't get him hard....

    • Submitted by douchemonger on Feb 9, 10 at 4:55pm

      Bazinga.

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        Submitted by toolatenow on Jul 17, 10 at 11:17pm

        I love you forever

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      Submitted by jonathan171 on Feb 9, 10 at 11:28pm

      I don't know about you, but even when I'm hard the head is a little "squishy"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 3:05pm

    Best text ever!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 8:04pm

    You people are idiots, it's because the head of the penis looks like a jellyfish.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 4:01pm

    Finding Nemo. Good stuff haha.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 3:03pm

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Feb 9, 10 at 10:05pm

    fuck yeah finding nemo!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 4:33pm

    Central jersey bitches

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 7:23pm

    This is from finding nemo you idiot

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 5:56pm

    Fuck are you talkin about? That's from finding nemo

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 10:33pm

    feb9 at 455- lol GO SHELDON!!! I freaking love you!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 11:53pm

    Omg that's the funniest shit ever!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 6:20pm

    Finding memo ftmfw

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 7:43pm

    Damn jersey people <3333

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 6:48pm

    Lmao win

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 5:53pm

    Liz?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 7:15pm

    Squishy? What u can't get hard or something. It's better if they name it gigantor or if they just say that they don't know if she can handle it. It's better if she named it something that doesn't sound like it's squishy or limp

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 5:16pm

    Ha! I'm gonna say this to my boyfriend xD

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 3:44pm

    No you're just a bitch

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 8:02pm

    Hahaha my bf calls my vijayjay that!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 12:01am

    Ahahaha!!!!! SQUISHEY!!!!

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    Submitted by bugnme2 on Mar 7, 10 at 9:09pm

    Little brothers say the sweetest things.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 7:31pm

    Jamie?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 5:26pm

    In soviet russia squishy calls you

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 4:38pm

    Thats so funny I've done that to my boyfriend!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 3:34pm

    Hey look it's a "I can't believe you" txt. Haven't seen one of those on here before. Can't these people at least make up a text that sounds like it could have been sent??

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    Submitted by jerseysure on Mar 31, 10 at 11:46am

    I feel like this is something I've definitely done before. And sober.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 3:51pm

    Pass the dutchie by the left hand side

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 7:28am

    jahahhahaahahah

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 3:40pm

    best place for a finding memo refrence ever!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 3:50pm

    And so are you, bitch

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 11:48pm

    NEMO!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 7:19pm

    Is her nam dori?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 7:34pm

    Faedra?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 12:18am

    Just keep swimming, little semen.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 3:16pm

    Squishy dick, eh? Try 20 mg cialis. You will be hard as a rock and have extra long orgasms

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 1:10am

    The quoted part is from buffy

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 8:21pm

    This is hilarious!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 8:18am

    That's what my ex called me too!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 5:31am

    I can't decide if this is good or bad

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 12:33am

    Haha I named my bf's dick that!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 9:59am

    Ahahahahaha @ 3:21 am

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 3:39pm

    Fake.... And STUPID!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 4:14pm

    Pass the dotchie to the left hand side.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 1:40am

    No, I just checked. It was in Buffy first. Long before Nemo was out. If it's in that too... Awesome.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 1:50am

    Haha fuck yeah

  • Submitted by OhSoAle on Feb 9, 10 at 3:14pm

    Oh shit hahahahah

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 5:35pm

    No it's from nemo?. Dumbass

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 2:51pm

    It's Dori you cunt!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 7:21pm

    Jersey hah

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 10:03pm

    Finding Nemo WTF

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    Submitted by MLIA17 on Jan 4, 11 at 12:50am

    Damn.... I've heard this before.... So it either came from here or inspired this to be said, not sure which. Fuck it, I'm just gonna exchange the power to think for beer.

  • Submitted by kgraham21 on Feb 26, 10 at 12:29pm

    There's a Facebook fan page for that. Awkward.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 2:59am

    That's awesome. Thanks for the laugh

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    Submitted by thatdirtyswimmer on Feb 3, 11 at 11:37pm

    lol just shown this to my "friend" ... were watching finding nemo as we speak

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 3:21am

    Did you bang Ellen Degeneris? Sorry for the spelling.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 2:48pm

    Lol omg that is histerical. Who would've thought of quoting Nemo for one's head. Thank you for making my day

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 3:36pm

    This chick ftw

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 8:46pm

    Yeah my x used to say that to me all the time what's up with that lol I didn't care cause I'd say look it's squishy and shed rub it till it was hard n then well u know ....... It didn't work all the time tho it actually only worked like three times damn I suck I should b shot n the face

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    Submitted by Turbovolvojoe on Mar 22, 11 at 12:44am

    You just fucked my ex. Congrats, you should probably get yourself checked now.

  • Submitted by saruhhhh7 on Mar 4, 10 at 12:24am

    Hahahahahah

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 7:20pm

    Hahahahahahahahaha!!!! This is the new definition of AWESOME

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    Submitted by LD83 on Aug 25, 11 at 10:31am

    I have totally done this. Ha!

  • Submitted by alexdw31 on Mar 20, 11 at 4:42am

    Ahahahahahahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 3:08pm

    You don't need to create an account, just a heads up

    • Submitted by Herschel on Feb 9, 10 at 3:10pm

      How do you avoid it? It tells me you can't comment unless you're logged in.

      • Submitted by sdrgdkftfulf on Feb 9, 10 at 3:31pm

        same here!\noh, and A_nonomus is really annoying the fucking hell out of me.\n=]

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    Submitted by baseballbuddy91 on Jan 13, 11 at 9:46pm

    That was amazing! Lol!

  • Submitted by savannahisthesex on Apr 12, 10 at 9:58pm

    I looove it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 11:34am

    Dory!!! Yay

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 8:00pm

    DAMN IT! I used to say that to my ex ALL THE TIME.

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    Submitted by shamelessmami on Jan 24, 11 at 9:47pm

    I've done that before!! And I'm in NJ....should we know eachother?? lol