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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 8:28pm

    YOU SPELLED MARIJUANA WRONG YOU DUMB SHIT

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      Submitted by NerdyVE on Feb 10, 11 at 11:33pm

      he's most definitely high, man. make joints, not flame war.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 3:59am

    U should go follow ur dog next time to see where he go it

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    Submitted by kushsmoke on Dec 26, 10 at 11:38pm

    The same thing lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 1:40am

    A mans best friend!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 1:47am

    12:39, you are a retard, he spelled it marajuana, its spelt marijuana, so he mixed up an I and an A, dumbass

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 12:39am

    Who cares if he can't spell it. Has nobody realized that the u is right next to the i on a keyboard? i'm not saying it's not fake but it's easy to misspell things and not realize it.

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      Submitted by michaelafogle on Dec 12, 10 at 12:53am

      they replaced 'i' with 'a' and those two arent even close to eachother so...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 8:38pm

    But if it were real...ahhhhhhh best night ever.

  • Submitted by mc16 on Apr 27, 10 at 6:28pm

    Im BAR

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 12:28am

    I love your dog.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 8:41pm

    why does everyone assume everything is fake

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 2:19pm

    6:35, love how you cant even spell suffolk. Nassau rapes eastern

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 2:16pm

    Smoke ur dog up and ur dogg

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 5:32pm

    4:11 people don't grow pot in the suburbs?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 12:34pm

    I use to work at an over night Christian camp over the summer and pot plants grew all over the woods. Seeing as though they are a plant and that's where most plants grow. Even though i doubt someones dog would bring back a plant. Whoever thought pot only grew indoors is dumb.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 9:16pm

    Good boy!!!! Heres a treat. Actually take all the treats. You earned it bud. Truly mans best friend. And 8:48 (1) we like them cause they are warm, soft, wet, and (hopefully) tight.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 7:49pm

    9:13 where else are you supposed to grow them? Last time I checked they were a plant and plants grow outside....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 8:52pm

    Dude if i was blasted i wouldnt be able to spell marijuana

  • Submitted by peterteamrowski on Jul 5, 10 at 8:49pm

    well if that happened to me I would never keep my dog on a leash.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 2:13am

    What a bunch of bitches responding to this. "fake." you weren't there so you don't know. And who the fuck cares anyway? It's supposed to be an entertaining site. You dumbfucks are out to ruin it...and it's probably because you have lame lives and you're jealous of the ppl posting.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 3:08pm

    10:09 - its winter, so even if you could grow pot in nassau county, you couldnt do it now.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 8:54pm

    Lmfao! Can I borrow your dog???

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    Submitted by bornhaili on Oct 28, 10 at 12:43am

    best dog ever, it deserves a reward.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 8:33am

    7:49 have you ever heard of hydroponics?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:02am

    Since this is 516, and I live in 516, I can attest to the fact that this is probably not fake. Nassau county is filled with pot, and my town is actually known as "Pot Washington," and is nationally known as the most weed-filled town in NY (even though it is also one of the most expensive to live in). Seriously, we have weed growing in the woods next to our school, and most of the teachers like toking up too. So yeah, I doubt this is fake.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 3:00am

    Apperently smoking a joint with my new best buddie! :)

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 8:39pm

    It's not real so if it were real doesn't fucking matter!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 3:32am

    Apparently dogs ARE a mans best friend!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 4:11pm

    This is the first post on this website that i immediately knew was fake. i especially knew this was fake considering thats my area code and i live in the suburbs of long island. umm...no. not gonna fly.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 8:43pm

    It could be real someone could be growing it close to where this person who can't spell marijuana right lives.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 8:26pm

    WHAT A LIE...some of these bullshit stories make me want to delete the app.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 5:32am

    haha i think saying my dog ran away and came back with a pot plant is kind of like saying, this pot plant just walked in my front door. obviously it's not real. it's just an ice breaker. and i happen to think this text is hilarious.

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    Submitted by bettycakes on May 19, 10 at 3:45am

    Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 10:43pm

    @7:49 its called indoor plants, hydroponics obviously you dont smoke weed....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 10:09pm

    Lmfao lol I live like in thy area coad and one of my friends grows pot outside in the summer lol and dude Nassau county has urban spots too it's not all suburbs

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 2:18am

    Um9:34, it's not freezing everywhere dumbass...and these glorious new inventions called cell phones would allow a person with say, an area code in Alaska to be texting in Hawaii. He could be just as retarded as you and not realize the shit needs to be dried first either.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 6:07pm

    no, 5:32. not on long island they don't. haha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 5:42am

    (916): I just took a bong hit through my asshole it was epic now I'm so high I'm eating cereal with a fork lol is that classy

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 9:15pm

    the fact that 516 is new york, proves its fakeness, i highly doubt anyone would be growing outside in new york, in december, where your dog could get to it. fake fake fake

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 10:21pm

    9:36 I'm sure he's fully aware. But that doesn't make it any less of a great night, he still found free weed.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 9:18pm

    700 like this...wow a bunch of fucking morons this world has

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 8:53pm

    Blasted? Don't be a fuck

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 12:14pm

    Seriously people stop posting fake sh*t, the point is real text messages, I don't want to log on and read about people trying to be funny!

  • Submitted by mr_juggabear on Apr 20, 10 at 2:36am

    I hope you gave him some brownies

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 4:49am

    That would be awesome. I would love it if my dig did that. I have found weed on a couple of occasions (and once or twice found my own that I'd lost) and it's a good feeling. I don't think this is too impossible, someone could have just dropped it, but it's unlikely. The ganja gods do move in mysterious ways though! Good dog!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 12:33am

    Hell yea long island

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    Submitted by purpleispretty on Apr 15, 10 at 7:01pm

    Ahhhhh you wish

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 1:50pm

    I would have said good dog.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 2:10am

    i blaze but i didnt no you had to dry it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 9:52pm

    sounds like yu gotta dry it first kiddo

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    Submitted by MyKillah on Sep 26, 11 at 4:05am

    I need that dog.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 3:35pm

    Ya, I'm pretty sure it don't take a week or to to dry, just a few days

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 10:09pm

    maybe the dog is a retired FBI airport drug sniffing dog so it's good at finding pot, you don't know.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 6:07pm

    I fucking taking your dog

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 6:48pm

    I'm stealing your dog.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 8:35pm

    WHO THE HELL PUT THEY LIKE THIS SHIT!?!?! You're as dumb as the OP if you actually put you like this!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 10:01pm

    Best dog ever!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 11:09pm

    I wish this kind of stuff hadppened to me

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 9:36pm

    Fake? Probably. Retarded? Certainly. Pot needs to be dried before it is ready to smoke.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 8:59pm

    8:36. it was originally marihuana. the feds changed it so we would blame the mexicans for its use.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 1:47pm

    You people are being so mean. Who knows if it's true, but maybe this person really texted it to someone... Relax.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 9:13am

    Oh my goodness so much anger. (obviously fake... mostly because who the hell would grow a marijuana plant outside... nobody.) but seriously, if my dog found marijuana he wouldnt bring it to me... he would eat it... greedy little bastard... :-)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 5:00am

    who the fuck cares if its fake? stop being so serious about everything & take a joke. it doesn't matter whether it actually happened or not. use your imagination, go with the fuckin flow, and laugh. its good for you :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 9:35pm

    Use your damn heads people who think this isn't fake..the dog found it's way home with a marijuana plant that was growing in below freezing weather and didn't chew it up in the process??? FAKE!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 9:04pm

    pics or it didn't happen.

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    Submitted by tayquesha69 on Feb 6, 11 at 9:07pm

    Lucky!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 12:43am

    this is the fakest shit ever , this person should just give up in life in general, first off im from this area and ppl r this dumb, that they would think this is true, and second its the dead of winter right now, weeds not growing in this weather, nor would a dog bring it back they would probally just eat it if this is true, epic fail!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 5:34pm

    9:13 is the dumbest fuck around!! Omg, MANY MANY people grow pot outside. You fucking Retard!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 8:33pm

    FAIL.FAIL.FAIL.FAIL.FAIL.FAIL.FAIL.FAIL.FAIL.FAIL.FAIL.FAIL.FAIL.FAIL.FAIL.FAIL.FAIL.FAIL.FAIL.FAIL.FAIL.FAIL.FAIL.FAIL. FAIL.FAIL.FAIL.FAIL.FAIL.FAIL.FAIL.FAIL.FAIL.FAIL.FAIL.FAIL.FAIL.FAIL.FAIL.FAIL.FAIL.FAIL.FAIL.FAIL.FAIL.FAIL.FAIL.FAIL. FAIL.FAIL.FAIL.FAIL.FAIL.FAIL.FAIL.FAIL.FAIL.FAIL.FAIL.FAIL.FAIL.FAIL.FAIL.FAIL.FAIL.FAIL.FAIL.FAIL.FAIL.FAIL.FAIL.FAIL.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 8:32pm

    seeing as you don't know how to spell it, youi probably won't know how to use it. would be sick if this actually happened to a deserving person :@

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 2:45am

    it's hilarious because everyone is saying he spelled it wrong and they are as well. marihuana is originally spelled with an H instead of a J, but when nancy reagan started her war on drugs they changed the spelling so that people would associate it with hispanics.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 8:48pm

    Dude why do men like vaginas

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    Submitted by CrawfordS on Aug 14, 11 at 2:20pm

    For real 8:28, chill the fuck out and smoke a bowl

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 6:45am

    People that blame other people for believing this are the biggest morons to believe they really thin it's tru

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 9:23pm

    Why does everyone always think stuff is fake dude?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 8:59pm

    To the second 8:45...this is the fakest shit ever and you're probably the dumbass bitch that posted it trying to be funny...FAIIIIILLLLLLL!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 12:22am

    IF YOU SWALLOW PUT "2" IF YOU SPIT PUT "3"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 10:33pm

    omg, i cant believe people believe this. It makes me sick how STUPID people really are.

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    Submitted by Edaddy916 on Jun 27, 11 at 9:23pm

    best. dog. ever.

  • Submitted by JayTheWolf on Sep 12, 10 at 2:44pm

    Who cares if any of this stuff is real? It's fucking awesome.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 2:01am

    lol @ nassau county..stay classy

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 1:41am

    Fake. Anyone who smokes knows you have to dry it first.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 8:31pm

    This site is getting very fake...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 9:07am

    I will rip apart 5:00's asshole. this text is fake and not funny at all. I would punch this kid in the col if he texted me that

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 3:44am

    all u ppl that seriously get mad over the contemplation of a text being real or fake-----GET A LIFE! IT REALLY DOESNT MATTER!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 12:26am

    Make it legal Obama

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 8:45pm

    Haha nice and good point 8:42

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    Submitted by CreepyNevadans on Jul 22, 11 at 5:46pm

    ... Can I steal your dog?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 10:26pm

    He really is mans best friend. God I'm so jealous

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 10:42pm

    How much for the dog?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 10:20pm

    Omfg best night ever.

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    Submitted by pdemarco on Apr 24, 12 at 5:33pm

    Best dog ever!

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    Submitted by monicaluv on Feb 6, 11 at 1:08am

    Best dog ever...

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    Submitted by sophia3394 on Aug 31, 13 at 10:40pm

    Good doggy!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 11:14pm

    Pickup pine of the century. FACE.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 8:42pm

    Fake. Fakey McFaker.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 12:51pm

    Wow. What a lying tool.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 11:03pm

    Hmmmmmmmmmmm ya mean marijuana?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 6:35pm

    Hahaha...nassau u scums...here in suffolf we do straight heroin

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 10:37pm

    Your stupid for thinking they believe it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 8:36pm

    Is that a Mexican word? Hince Juana?

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    Submitted by d0p3r_N3gr0 on Oct 17, 13 at 1:56am

    first you fucks. chkachkaPOWPOW!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 3:30pm

    Yeah bro like I'm pretty sure like you need to dry it first yeahhhh I think that's what you do. You guys are all fucking idiots go look up in a rainstorm and drown yourselves

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    Submitted by d0p3r_N3gr0 on Oct 17, 13 at 1:57am

    i like to make big stinky POOP.

  • Submitted by sebakasam on Mar 11, 10 at 11:39pm

    can you train my dog to do that?

  • Submitted by lernington on Jan 21, 10 at 6:58am

    best day ever

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 8:50pm

    it would be an epic night and all know it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 8:42pm

    OP is just trying to copy the other tfln the other day about "i just found $100, etc..." FAIL.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 8:51pm

    Roll tide! Roll tide! Roll tide!