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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 10:37am

    haha, priceless (now get those fucking hipster underwear ads away from me!)

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 12:25pm

    you're right 12:03, its also about college football

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 12:03pm

    Leave him the hell alone! At least there is one person on here who knows that college isn't just about drinking and fucking.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 11:50am

    I had sex in the library this weekend.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 2:22pm

    this is an amazing text to get........wow......i think i would fall in love if a chick texted that to me

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 1:32pm

    This text is even better if it came from his girlfriend.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 3:26pm

    i am so going to use that line.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 11:06am

    This text is perfect for some people... I had a friend in college that would study all weekend while we partied and I still did just as well in the classes/ in the job market... I'm actually doing a little better in the job market because I know how to have fun with my coworkers outside of work too... nobody loves the smarty pants loser at work who corrects everyone and never cracks a joke or drinks a beer with his/her peers

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 11:03pm

    Saving this one to my Phone for future use :)

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 10:59am

    Ha ha, damn friends and their pressure.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 12:24pm

    12:03 have a strong opinion on this matter eh? but the txt sounds exactly like something my roommate said to me last semester

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 10:35am

    HAHAHA, Peer pressure is awesome!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 2:59pm

    144 is trying to justify not gettin laid and being "that one douchebag"

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 1:44pm

    12:03, i feel ya. the rest of these bitches will be pumpin' your gas and fetching your coffee, its all gooood.

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    Submitted by Squarewheel on Oct 1, 10 at 12:39pm

    Aug 28 11:08, not all of us can be business majors. But yeah no one likes an asshole.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 12:35pm

    This one is really good. I can just picture it being sent

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 10:29pm

    I wouldn't let them fetch my coffee...I don't want to drink loser spit. However I will let them clean out my executive shitter.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 1:08pm

    11:52, no, it's true. Not brave enough to try it in the stacks yet, but in one of the study rooms off to the side.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 12:23pm

    12:03 FAIL. Text Message WIN!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 1:10pm

    that's what friends are for.

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    Submitted by Naim on Nov 1, 10 at 8:33am

    Could always be fucking in the library, far better use of the place than studying

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 6:28pm

    amaaaaaaaaaazingg!! jajajajajjaja..im gona start using that shit:P

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 1:12pm

    you all smell of anal leakage

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 1:05pm

    12:03 get a life, its work hard play hard for a reason

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 10:39am

    you should not be playing pocket pool in the library mister!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 11:10am

    At least someone told him to Man Up.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 11:18pm

    haaa this is fabulous

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 10:41pm

    lmao this is awesome

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 1:25pm

    This baby back bitch needs to man the fuck up and drink!