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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:40pm

    Yeah, I don't get how she got caught, either. Did she sneeze and queef out a nug?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:45pm

    How on earth do you get caught with weed in your vagina?

  • 91 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:08pm

    Lol. Wtf. This is my text. To my friend. Hahaha. WIN.

  • 94 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:55pm

    her magic mormon underpants didn't protect her from this...

  • 83 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:44pm

    oh if i had a nickle.

  • 71 56
    Submitted by Bulletproof432 on Nov 17, 10 at 10:54pm

    That's kinda fucked up. Y'all shouldn't be posting who actually did it. That's a real bitch move. I feel bad for both girls.

  • 71 62
    Submitted by arrison on Jun 28, 10 at 1:16pm

    Yah it's a "no no" but pigs will do anything they want anyway.

  • 71 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 2:56am

    Are yall retarded.. You get caught with weed in your vag by a drug dog.. They can smell weed

  • 80 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:48pm

    why did the Mormon put weed in Olivia's vagina?

  • 59 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:20am

    In her vagina?!?!?!?! Hahahahahahahaha.

  • 67 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 7:48pm

    ummmm i'd like to know who found the weed in there and how....hahaha

  • 70 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:52pm

    how do you get "caught" with weed in your vagina?

  • 63 68
    Submitted by laidiesman on Jun 23, 10 at 12:25am

    There is sooooooooooo much right with this...

  • 52 49
    Submitted by onelov33 on Dec 25, 10 at 2:22pm

    Dam I would've wanted to search her, aloneeeeee....

  • 61 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 11:26pm

    ahh I live in the 904. What school was this at? Bolles?

  • 62 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 8:22pm

    hey 2:42. it's "vagina".... not "virgina"

  • 68 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:43pm

    i hope your vagaygay gets high

  • 68 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 1:46am

    I'm Mormon and this doesn't happen often....wow what a retard!

  • 67 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:10pm

    8:22. I'm pretty sure the police would more likely play with her pussythen fondle your friends balls

  • 74 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:43pm

    don't put that there

  • 57 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 5:41am

    ha ha ha she's a dumb ass

  • 58 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 8:37pm

    I live in the 904

  • 65 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:00pm

    LOL. This is my school. This is epic. Oh yes please.

  • 63 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 2:50am

    Someone should tell her that is not the way to smoke it

  • 56 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 1:42am

    I'm just surprised this text doesn't have a 801 area code!

  • 60 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 6:59pm

    One of my bitches used to do that, the I put a stop to it -Tyrone the crack addict

  • 66 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 8:17pm

    4:55 that's rubbbishh... Maybe with other more extreme drugs but not with weed... In college most of my teachers know when I'm high and just laugh at me

  • 52 64
    Submitted by Manupbeotch on Oct 13, 10 at 12:57am

    Apparently, the verb form of "purse" is called "pursing", to store things inside a vagina, preferably your own if youre a female. I really hope she only pursed a little baggie of weed and not a kilo of that stuff. Grody.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:49pm

    Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks. ~Miguel

  • 58 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 1:05am

    Ha I'm from 904 I want to know what school too.it's gotta be bolles.

  • 63 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 12:13pm

    hahah im mormon! let me tell you, we're not all perfect children of God like we'd like you to believe!!!

  • 56 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 12:02am

    anyone ever think of of drug dogs? if a dog is all up in her snatch then the police will probably ask her to take whatever she has out of her pants, and if she doesnt, then they would search her

  • 64 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:55pm

    If the school has reasonable evidence, they can request a police officer to do a strip search with a female witness, like the school nurse. Or they could have violated the law and their own privacy policy by doing it themselves.

  • 52 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 12:03am

    this is funny I go to Bolles, live in pv, and this did NOT happen. I know the Olivia girl too. We called her liv after she transferred. She's the retard. Hahah sorry Olivia.. And not everybody at Bolles does drugs! You just hate us because you ain't us. Haha wow...

    • 58 55
      Submitted by sdgm92 on Jan 14, 10 at 8:14pm

      morman girl goes to paxon .

  • 58 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:50pm

    is that particular strain of marijuana known as Hair Pie?

  • 63 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 8:44pm

    2:42 haha virgina.. twice... retard haha yay for smelly pussy mormon weed

  • 49 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:51pm

    how do you get caught with weed in your vagina?

  • 64 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:49pm

    haha.... this mormon boy here smokes LOTS OF WEED, good for her!!! exploring her snatch and smoking weed... love it!!! : D

  • 59 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 4:05am

    I don't get what her religion has to do with it? Whats the difference between a mormon getting caught with weed and a catholic, or a baptist? Lameeee.

  • 57 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 8:13am

    any video of the search available?

  • 42 59
    Submitted by onelov33 on Dec 25, 10 at 2:22pm

    Dam I would've wanted to search her, aloneeeeee....

  • 55 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 8:45pm

    her magic mormon marijuana muff is 'mazin. and blazin.

  • 56 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 1:14pm

    Wait, as in inside an inch or so, or just laying there, rubbing it through the underwear?

  • 60 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 5:43pm

    Hahaha. I'm Mormon and I smoke weed, I always have it on me, so this wasn't funny till I read the last part. I've never stuck it in my vajayjay. Lmao.

  • 48 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:29pm

    School can't search your vag. Only way they would know is if you told them and took it out. Tard.

  • 49 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 5:05pm

    I'm Mormon. This is hilarious

  • 53 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 12:37pm

    OH YEAH, im definitely jealous of Bolles kids. ive always wanted to be stuck up and a coke addict!

  • 59 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 8:59pm

    It was definately Yulee High! And the Mormon girl is Brianna Peterson. I asked her in class and she denied the whole thing. But it did happen. Haha

  • 57 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:03pm

    8:22 it's legal to do a strip search if you are 18 and the police have a probable cause to search you

  • 51 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 2:42pm

    How the fuck did they have the right to search a virgina. If someone at my school said we reserve the right to search ur virgina for weed I would pepper spray that sick fuck then and there!!!!

  • 49 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 4:03am

    Dude, fuck that. if you where raised mormon, and started doing shit that's against the church teachings, reounce the god damn church cuz you obviously dont believe in it. That's what I did, yo. Ain't gonna have anybody thinking of me as mormon cuz I'm fucking not. She's a fucking ho and deserved to get caught if she's gonna be stupid enough to try to stay mormon and be a stoner at the same time. Shit doesn't mix. Gotta pick one or the other, bitch.

  • 52 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:52pm

    Then that text should have been sent to this site and not this one!

  • 51 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 12:51am

    so let's stop debating whether it's real or not. questioning the validity of this text how's u have less of a life than whoever came up with it. point is that it's clever. so laugh and then move on

  • 52 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 8:22pm

    Bull. My friends have been searched for weed before and they've hidden it under their ballz The police know they can't go there And especially reaching inside. That's a no go

  • 45 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 1:30am

    i REALLY hope this is true.

  • 40 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 2:08am

    mormon girl only got caught because her all-in-one teacher/father/cousin was going for some 'afternoon delight' and found it, just not the kind of afternoon delight he/it/retard wanted. ...yeah, i'm going to hell for that one.

  • 38 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 12:34am

    Horrah! for Mormons smoking weed! :D

  • 38 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 1:23am

    hahahaha im in the 904, and i think i know this olivia girl xD