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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 10:23am

    How do you know she's not high-fiving her girlfriends about the episode and making fun of him for A. making him help without paying him B. making him flip the bill for the alcohol.....like 10:13 said, get rid of the daddy issues....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 10:03am

    ha ha I miss college so much, we use to set up chairs on the front porch of our dorm to watch girls do the walk of shame on sat. mornings.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 12:24pm

    the only thing that got raped is both of their mouths. i know you're in college, but $10 vodka is fucking nasty...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 11:55am

    Let's take a moment here to think about the real victim here. The guy. He voluntarily spent 2 hours doing back-breaking labor to kindly help out this freshman scholar. Then, likely with his own money, he buys a bottle of Vodka. The wench-scholar then usurps some of his alcoholic goodies, and takes advantage of our hard-working knight in shining armor. To top it off, she leaves in the morning, likely without even cooking breakfast, or an offer of a morning blow job. Let us all bow our heads in silence.

  • 91 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 11:12am

    the sex sounds fine. It's the walk of shame that bothers me. It shouldn't be shameful, why can't people just have sex and enjoy it? Why do we have to feel bad about it in the morning? Wny can't two adults have consensual sex and be adults about it?

  • 98 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 10:20am

    Alright i'm a woman and I find this hilarious. Some twats need to seriously untwist their underwear. Just because alcohol was involved doesn't mean she didn't want it either. He couldve helped her move and nothing wouldve came of it. Damn. Wish I had some hot boy to help me move my things into my dorm a couple days ago...

  • 96 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 10:20am

    10:09 GET A LIFE!!! The girl is atleast 18 and old enough to make grown-up decisions. SHE drank the alcohol, SHE spread her legs and then SHE walk-of-shamed her ass home. That's basically how 65% of college girls start their morning lol

  • 84 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 10:10am

    Moot point, he had the alcohol, and got it.

  • 72 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 11:04am

    wow... I did the college thing once... it's my perspective that alot of freshman girls want the sex as much as the guys... aren't we being a little sexist if we assume that she didn't want it?

  • 69 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 9:51am

    oh how i love college

  • 72 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 11:34am

    I love the people who try to preach morals on a website that is clearly about highlighting how hilarious our drunk/bad/juvenile decisions are... it's the equivalent of watching the Miss America pageant on how they answer the questions

  • 71 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 10:25am

    bitches need to stfu i bet they both had a great time and got what they wanted from it.

  • 82 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 10:29am

    Why do people assume that women who stand up for themselves don't have sex? Christ almighty, I have more sex than you, I have no doubt about that.That's why I can say I have a problem with guys taking advantage of girls. Obviously he had this planned. It's just a scumbag thing to do to plan on getting a girl buttered up, then liquored up, and then seduce her. There's not chivalry in that.

  • 71 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 11:36am

    why is everyone blaming the guy?? she is the one that stayed over. doesnt matter what happened, she could have gone to her room at anytime.

  • 72 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 12:37pm

    So fake, it's not even funny.

  • 71 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 11:57am

    I'm a guy, senior in college, and I agree w/ 10:29, sex with honesty is always better than a hook up like this... there's nothing honest about this walk of shame shit. 10:20 sounds like the one with daddy issues who spreads her legs a lot and defends it to feel better about herself. I bet she used to cry about what she does and now she's just used to it.

  • 65 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 12:00pm

    I say FTW for everyone invlolved, the girl got her stuff moved, some vodka, and got laid. The guy got laid too! Souonds like innocent random college sex.. haha Nothing wrong with that!

  • 59 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 5:07pm

    Hmmm.. this is most likely my first night at college, guaranteed. Being a freshman isn't all bad if you get to suck some.

  • 65 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 12:41pm

    Somebody should send THAT one to Mastercard... Remember when they were doing there promition???? BUT Women choose to do what they want and they know the consequences. Unless someone here wants to say women are just plain stupid. I know what I'm getting myself into so I can't imagine they don't!

  • 70 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 12:01pm

    Before reading 11.07, I thought, "Woah, lucky guy!" After reading 11.07, I thought, "Shit, that guy got used!"

  • 60 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 11:11am

    She raped him!!!! lol

  • 66 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 10:42am

    Fresh meat is the best meat

  • 56 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 1:52pm

    FOR THE LAST TIME ALCOHOL DOES NOT ELIMINATE CONSENT. IF THE PERSON CAN FUNCTION IE. NOT UNCONSCIOUS THEY CAN LEGALLY GIVE CONSENT. LEARN THE FUCKING LAW IF YOU ARE GOING TO TALK SO DAMN EDUCATED ABOUT IT

  • 57 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 12:20am

    9:16 Yeah, you scream virgin. Beat off to whatever it is 13 year olds beat off to.

  • 60 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 4:20pm

    your daughter has a loose pussy and no tits

  • 58 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 9:03pm

    I just find it funny that so many women are bansheeing about the guy being untrue in his intentions and taking advantage of her, when so many proclaimed so adamantly that there is nothing wrong with a girl using a guy for his money and/or drinks. Prolly should think about that ladies

  • 64 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 11:00am

    oh, other 10:20, she wasn't necessarily 18. I was 17 when I started college, freshmen are sometimes undeerage.

  • 63 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 10:07am

    FUCK, people taking this far too seriously.

  • 61 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 12:35am

    You are disgusting and subhuman. An example of the evil male entitlement, turning you all into emotionless despots with no resource for any repercussions. I hope one day you realize what a disgusting piece of filth you are, and all the evil you've done haunts you for eternity.

  • 60 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 3:46pm

    most women have nothing to offer men except their pussy. They sell the pussy to a man who will marry them, support therm and the litter. Then they get all righteous and offended about how men objectify women and take advatnage of them just to get the pussy. But in the end they still got nothing we need except the pussy

  • 61 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 3:42am

    If he helped her move wouldn't he be doing the walk of shame?

  • 56 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 9:55pm

    Hope your future daughter meets someone just like you when she goes off to college.

  • 52 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 5:25pm

    4:20, no matter what you do they'll still be able to find some DNA, and I'm guessing your daughter will be the first in your family to be educated right

  • 62 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 3:52pm

    If I ever catch any of you fucking scumbag, perverts around MY daughter...let's just say that even CSI won't be able to figure out who in the fuck you were!!!

  • 58 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 7:00pm

    Making the 812 proud. (: haha.

  • 55 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 9:48pm

    This is one of the greatest ones I have seen in a while! AHHH HAAHAHAHHAAAA! What a great way to start college, and hopefully she has many mornings like this in the future!

  • 58 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 4:53pm

    @ 10:23 How do you know she's not high-fiving her girlfriends about the episode and making fun of him for A. making him help without paying him B. making him flip the bill for the alcohol.....like 10:13 said, get rid of the daddy issues.... perfectly said. i'm a girl, and i would TOTALLY be high-fiving my friends about that.... girls like to get laid every once in a while too you know. walk of shames suck, but whatever...make us cum and who cares.

  • 57 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 10:49pm

    The litter? what are we cats? And I hope your dick falls off in some freak accident... just saying

  • 54 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 3:56am

    why dont people fuck in the girls room and let the guys do the march of shame. oh wait, they'll probably be proud. win win

  • 57 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 12:39am

    10:20- why should the girl have to "walk of shame" if she has sex, and the guy is applauded? When he was the one who couldn't get laid without taking advantage of someone at best, and raping her at worst. That doesn't reek of a MAJOR gender politics issue to you? It's the definition of abuse and evil.

  • 57 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 10:45am

    10:20AM, Usually when people have to claim "I don't have a stick up my ass" They usually do. Stop looking at everything as a glass half full with your personnal issues.

  • 54 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 12:50am

    11:07AM- you raise a valid point that if the girl had sent a text, the reception might have been different. But a girl wouldn't feel proud about "shaming" a guy for being liquored up and seduced.

  • 55 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 2:02pm

    im a senior (female) in college and i love this. who even says it was pre-planned? it sounds to me like it was written the next day. you can help me move in anytime :-)

  • 60 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 1:21pm

    not something to be proud of if you ask me... pig.

  • 55 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 9:50pm

    9:16 You haven't fucked anything but your dog 9:39 You need to learn how to write so that it actually makes sense? I can't tell who's side you're on.

  • 54 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 3:30pm

    10:20 not all states have a drinking age of 21, so her drinking my not have even been illegal

  • 57 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 5:47pm

    the only thing i find messed up is the walk of shame. 11:12 is right.

  • 50 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 1:36pm

    You got a girl drunkand had sex. your parents must be so proud

  • 55 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 4:10pm

    if the op helped her move in then why did she have to walk home? wouldn't she have already been home?

  • 53 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 11:20am

    beause it's college.... they're barely adults

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 10:02am

    so just because a girl agrees to drink with you, that's an automatic yes for sex? nowhere in here does it say they both got drunk and had consentual sex. it sounds a whole lot like predatory behavior to me.

  • 54 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 1:31am

    Oh how I miss my days @ ole IU!

  • 57 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 1:55pm

    Seriously why is this guy such a demon, is it not the girl's fault for being stupid and letting it happen? Guys get used all the fucking time by girls but htat is socially acceptable? Fuck you dumb broads and your illogical double standard bull shit..

  • 52 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 12:55am

    9:16 "it's ok ladies, we don't think less of you for it......... actually, we do. but we'll still fuck you again." The essence of double standards and misogyny. You force/coerce a girl to have sex with you, then think less of her for it, but only fuck skanks who you think are cheap and easy anyway. I wish there were no straight guys in the world. Just girls and gays.

  • 55 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 12:12am

    you people take this waaaay too seriously. get a life

  • 53 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 8:56am

    Hot boy--haha there's always other chances. -10:20

  • 53 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 12:44pm

    hell yes. 11:07 i love you

  • 47 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 10:36pm

    2:01. leave it to B-Town...

  • 49 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 12:51pm

    because, 11:12, they're not adults. Guys in college are somehow even more immature than guys were in high school. Sometimes true for girls, too.

  • 51 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 1:01pm

    Very true, 12:51, as you can tell from this text.

  • 48 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 7:57pm

    Christ is everyone on here for real?! They fucked and you're jealous because you can't get laid.

  • 55 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 6:45pm

    Gonna have to agree with the fact that at the very least, he took advantage of her. Dude sounds like a creep who needs to trick women into sleeping with him. He's the one with parent issues - I bet his mother didn't hug him enough. I feel bad for the poor girl, I'm sure she was just trying to be cool and fit in as a college student.

  • 48 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 1:12pm

    11:55 made my day =] that was awesome! oh, and i'm a girl and this guy is my hero, wish this would have happened to me freshman year

  • 51 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 6:29pm

    wow does this bitch realize where she is? this isn't a blog for bible camp, sugar tits. its a website about text based bad decisions. your father not pulling out was the first one.

  • 59 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 10:38am

    Ooooh, someone must be really pissed, 10:35. Do a lot of women who know better turn you down? Is that why you're so in love with the idea of seducing freshmen girls?

  • 56 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 10:13am

    Even if it was predatory behavior if the sex was consentual all is good. Anyways it was a text message you dumb broad he's not going to go into detail. P.s. Get rid of your daddy issues

  • 53 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 4:47am

    Every time I read a post from a guy, I wish I were a lesbian....and every time I read a girl's post, I change my mind. It's probably safe to assume that the OP is a dick though. Anyway, enough with this stupid battle of the sex thing. You're all assholes.

  • 52 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 2:01pm

    812-this must be IU bloomington:)

  • 52 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 2:19pm

    He actually used the priceless joke... anyone here honestly believe he has had sex ever, let alone got a hot girl to do a one night stand off of cheap labor and voldka? More likely he saw a hot freshman, and had a daydream he decided to post using an o so hilarious joke from what 7 years ago?

  • 52 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 11:49am

    If women choose to have sex they are called whores, (it's obvious just in this discussion). Alcohol takes away feelings of regret and submission. They can enjoy themselves without feeling shameful. Once you're not drunk out of your mind, you have to deal with the reality of the situation. Can't be fucked up forever in a sober world. It's a bigger issue. As far sexuality goes, men and women are far from being treated equally.

  • 53 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 1:44pm

    why would he tell his parents about it?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 10:04am

    MEAN!!! why is it funny to hurt somebody's feelings? I don't get it. (Yes yes I know in some cases feelings are not hurt, but often times they are and guys seem to think it's funny!) Please don't call me fat, obnoxious, or a slut because I am none of the above. Well maybe a little obnoxious

  • 45 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 6:58pm

    wooo IU, good times

  • 47 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 1:30am

    ohh...okay I was under the impression you were talking about some 14 year old high school freshman who believed you sincerely loved her but just used her for a one night stand. okay that's not as bad..but still kinda fucked up...

  • 47 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 11:36am

    10:20 - i would have helped you move in...signed hot boy

  • 46 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 12:22am

    Way to represent the 812 in style!

  • 49 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 1:19pm

    Yeah, that's right 1:15, she was toootally asking for it. You're an asshole.

  • 44 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 6:07pm

    I want this to happen to me as a freshman....

  • 51 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 1:02pm

    Why can't college students have sex and pretend to be adults about it?

  • 60 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 9:16pm

    every last one of these ladies bitching and moaning about his "game" have probably done the walk of shame more times than theyd like to remember, and this little text makes them realize how stupid they are. it's ok ladies, we don't think less of you for it......... actually, we do. but we'll still fuck you again.

  • 53 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 10:36am

    people take this site way too seriously. just because you voice your opinion on a stupid website like this doesnt mean its gonna change anything so just shut up

  • 45 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 3:19pm

    best text in a long time

  • 50 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 4:32am

    Smug little shit. "Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless" Priceless will be when she's rushing sororities in a month and telling chicks all over campus how small your dick is.

  • 42 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 3:34pm

    11:57 stop trying to make urself look better for the ladies....they'll never meet you and you'll never have a chance. Idiot. I can atleast respect the guy for being honest and having a sense of humor...atleast he's not fake.

  • 46 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 10:01pm

    9:55 well said. Brava.

  • 47 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 2:08pm

    I don't feel sorry for stupid girl but the guy is still a moron.

  • 42 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 2:35pm

    Give me a break... this is 2009 - who here honestly thinks that 18 year old chicks entering college are innocent? If she's giving it up for some labor work and vodka then why not take it... And this is a text - who honestly thinks this dude is going to go into detail...

  • 48 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 11:25am

    the walk of shame is walking across campus in ur clothes from the night before so technically sex didnt have to occur even

  • 45 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 6:49pm

    not all states have a drinking age of 21, so her drinking my not have even been illegal August 24, 2009 3:30PM Um, what? Isn't the drinking age a federally mandated law? It's not like getting your driver's license dumbass.

  • 45 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 6:01pm

    hahaha hell yes! dude you are my hero!

  • 43 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 10:40am

    10:36 i love you. and no homo if you're a guy.

  • 46 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 1:19am

    okay seriously your a fucking jerk! how could you do that to somebody? I seriously hope one day all of you assholes who treat girls like shit get fucked over like a bitch for every girl you do that to.

  • 43 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 6:22pm

    College graduate here. I've done the walk of shame at several colleges that I didn't even attend. There is nothing wrong with getting laid and then waking up in the morning not knowing where you are and having to walk back to your friends place. The worst part is then seeing that person at the breakfast table in the cafeteria later that morning, talk about awkward.

  • 37 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 1:12pm

    god i love drunken sex and walks of shame

  • 52 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 10:16am

    I know what the fuck it sounds like this struck a chord with some of these girls...Kicked out of bed too early this weekend?

  • 49 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 6:52am

    9:50 : you need to learn sarcasm and then you'll be fine. Also if he was also drunk then he could claim that she took advantage of him. Man you bitches are cranky about a guy getting laid. Guys don't force or coerce, the women are whores. If you don't want guys talking about whores, talk to women that are whores and tell them not to be.

  • 42 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 8:20pm

    so youre an upperclassmen still living in the dorms?

  • 43 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 7:42pm

    11:55 you are hilarious

  • 49 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 11:20am

    10.29 perhaps you should try for good sex cause the way I see it your claiming to be a ho but you obviously aren't enjoying yourself otherwise you wouldn't be so uptight. And sure he was chivalrous he helped her move in, bought her drinks and made sure she wasn't alone on her first night away from home

  • 44 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 10:37am

    ? you have no doubt eh? that only makes one assume one thing....Prostitute!!!! How can one make that allegation other wise? But I think we all know the truth, you're lying your ass off. Most first times for couples typically involve alcohol and that is a FACT!

  • 6 12
    Submitted by Beachbum111 on Sep 5, 13 at 7:38am

    Love it!

  • 39 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 12:40am

    If I knew who this poster was, I'd have him arrested for serving alcohol to a minor, and hope someone in jail does the same to him.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 1:09pm

    Fantastic! Gotta break them bitches in right!

  • 20 46
    Submitted by probie38 on Nov 6, 11 at 6:25pm

    WIN!!

  • 24 54
    Submitted by Seriously44 on May 31, 11 at 5:22pm

    Aug 24 10:29 stfu