Texts From Last Night · deadkenn8's Favorites

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

deadkenn8's Favorites Texts:

Sort By: Date Favorited / Date Posted / Good Night / Bad Night

ADVERTISEMENT

(919): View more from North Carolina

I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.

Fav 25 5401 4082
share tweet
(510): View more from California

Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay

Fav 65 21682 2536
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(817): View more from Texas

I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.

Fav 27 1230 5983
share tweet
(919): View more from North Carolina

Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.

Fav 64 9189 1137
share tweet
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Read it at the TFLN blog
(412): View more from Pennsylvania

woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.

Fav 28 11394 1159
share tweet
(718): View more from New York

you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...

Fav 43 1752 6871
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(843): View more from South Carolina

I think im pregnant

(803): View more from South Carolina

I think you have the wrong number

Fav 67 1573 5864
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(478): View more from Georgia

I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell

Fav 29 6689 1000
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT