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  • Submitted by DestruKto on Aug 22, 10 at 3:23pm

    Sounds like a future serial killer to me - "Our top story tonight, the man only identified as the killer crustacian is still on the loose in rural..."

  • Submitted by ClevelandSteamer on Aug 22, 10 at 3:27pm

    Wow that just sounds unappealing

  • Submitted by destructo on Aug 23, 10 at 1:10am

    I think this sexual move should be called the Zoidberg!

  • Submitted by cr53104 on Aug 22, 10 at 3:28pm

    wouldn't the tape hurt?

  • Submitted by mjo on Aug 22, 10 at 3:39pm

    The next step is lobster claw up the butt.

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    Submitted by 66stang302 on Aug 22, 10 at 7:09pm

    I'm assuming after that he had to give himself a lobster claw handjob

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    Submitted by fuckitsme on Aug 22, 10 at 8:49pm

    honestly these kinds of conversations scare me...i dont even want to know what the rest of the conversation was...

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    Submitted by fuken on Aug 22, 10 at 3:19pm

    Fucking awesome

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    Submitted by meattastic on Aug 22, 10 at 3:25pm

    Wow... That's a thing?

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    Submitted by heatseeker23 on Aug 22, 10 at 3:37pm

    Lmaoooooo what the hell

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    Submitted by AlexAndHer on Aug 22, 10 at 3:30pm

    Fail

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    Submitted by Xylus on Aug 25, 10 at 3:07am

    What... The... Fuck?

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    Submitted by MrBeej on Aug 23, 10 at 5:44am

    Everybody loves a handjob from ZOIDBERG! Woop woop woop woop!

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    Submitted by DeathbyShatner on Aug 24, 10 at 3:41am

    What the fuck's a Robster Craw

  • 56 58
    Submitted by fierceness on Aug 24, 10 at 2:23am

    He should be boiled alive.

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    Submitted by cbtango on Aug 23, 10 at 1:21am

    roflmoa

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    Submitted by Myles97 on Aug 23, 10 at 4:19am

    My hero.

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    Submitted by jeslisen on Aug 23, 10 at 5:22pm

    hahahaahahahahaajaaja comedy!!!!

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    Submitted by arthurlux on Aug 23, 10 at 12:03am

    I knew a girl in college with only two fingers on one hand. She was hot, and I always wondered what a handjob from that natural lobster claw would be like. Never found out, though.

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    Submitted by grandmasboy on Aug 24, 10 at 11:56am

    Bahahahahahahahahahaha

  • Submitted by thisismytext on Aug 22, 10 at 7:03pm

    Oh my god! This is my text! I did end up giving him a lobster claw handjob, but the tape cut his penis and we had to go to the hospital. the nurse said his penis is really small and he got mad and punched her. HAHAHAHAHA.

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      Submitted by zabeth on Aug 23, 10 at 7:07am

      If this is your text, wouldn't you be the one wanting the handjob? :P

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 10 at 3:16pm

    mm... lobster blow job *drewls* FIRSTY FTW

  • Submitted by ProductPlacemnt on Aug 22, 10 at 3:21pm

    My tfln app is fucking up big time. Won't refresh and I see rhe same 3 texts.