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We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
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was it a woodpecker?
Quoth the raven, "Unh! Nnnn... Oooooohhh..."
that was just me in a big bird costume...can't get privacy anywhere these days...
it's like the non-family friendly version of Poke-a-hotness!
Ladies and gentlemen the 21st century Snow White
Then it was perfect
That wasn't birds you were being watched by pervy teen boys!!! Lol
Its a mockingbird....just saying
@Imgr8nu Stop. Just stop.\n@buzzcut You sir get a gold star for comedy.
that wasn't a bird...
Maybe you were mimicking the bird
What was the sound "noo to early"!!!!
Must have been a turkey (gobblegobble)
Where were you, a rainforest?
@sequioa It didn't have to necessarily be a mockingbird, it could have been a mockingjay. Google that shit.
Did the song ticks come to anyone elses mind?
After that the forest had some eerie "ow!" sound
Woodpecker!!!! Hahaha. I love it!
quote the raven, "nevermore"
Mother nature approves
Classic
Hmmmmmmm would sound like beastality if u were Jacob and Bella
Coulda been worse - u could have been having sex near a slaughterhouse and realized u moan like a dying animal while u r having sex
Dude that's horrible but I give u props for having the balls to say such a thing
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