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  • 79 46
    Submitted by dogeatdog on Jul 11, 10 at 10:26am

    Whoever Emily is, she isn't a whore just because she's having a baby. And whoever the guy is, he's not a douchebag for thinking weird shit about how children are created. People need to stop jumping to name calling...

  • 74 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:39pm

    Poor kid. Has a douchebag for a dad and a whore for a mother.

  • 70 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:59am

    What if that is Dave Chapelle....

  • 76 71
    Submitted by fubar21 on Feb 26, 10 at 5:36am

    I wanna live in balls

  • 64 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:17am

    man, i love dave chapelle

  • 71 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 9:29am

    doesn't mean he can't think it. I mean really, that is crazy.

  • 70 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 10:42am

    lol someone doesn't understand what really happens. too bad he will soon have a child.

  • 63 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 3:25pm

    and that's stupid because that kid is only half of what lived in your balls.

  • 67 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 1:29pm

    totally dave chapelle

  • 62 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 3:46am

    Lee Terry is that you?

  • 69 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:27pm

    I'd say I know this Emily but her baby daddy doesn't speak English...

  • 69 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 10:59am

    & i mean, that sperm didn't even live in your balls that long.

  • 67 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 6:00am

    2:23am cz Emily was a totally popular OVERRATED name for a long ass time and most(sorry) I know are total hobags:)

  • 66 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:14am

    Nope I think its from William Bagbt and Emily Brownfield.. def. she just had a baby and this is something he would totally say

  • 58 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 7:55pm

    omg i never thought about it that way. now im scared forever

  • 69 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 6:02am

    cheap rip of dave chapelle... unimpressed.

  • 62 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 12:42am

    umm dumbass? this is not even possible unless he has ovaries in his balls.

  • 60 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 3:00pm

    emily is a slutty name.

  • 54 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:36am

    dave chapelle is great, however, two people can independently have the same thought, you fat cocks. eat dick

  • 58 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 9:28am

    rip off of some Dave Chapelle stand up

    • 63 48
      Submitted by ehbraovfgk on Mar 31, 10 at 2:47am

      yeah they plant these all the time

  • 52 54
    Submitted by ehbraovfgk on Mar 31, 10 at 2:46am

    Hahaha, life's pretty overwhelming isn't it?\n\nAhh, to some previous comments, no one is ever entirely ready to have a child. There's no way to be completely mature and prepared(and if you claim to be, good luck raising that kid with ease). It is absolutely healthy to be stunned by the intensity of life and birth.

  • 51 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:29pm

    i think this is about my friend emily...maybe

  • 54 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 3:21pm

    yeah you ripped off Dave Chappelle

  • 52 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:54pm

    It isDave Chappelle thus not worthy to be posted on TFLN

  • 56 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 7:17pm

    Is it bad that i believe i know who this was just from the stupidity, the name and the area code??

  • 53 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:01am

    I know I judge people's parenting ability by whether or not random strange thoughts pop into their head.

  • 54 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 10:18am

    well it sounds like you're totally ready for fatherhood... fantastic!

  • 55 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 1:58pm

    i might know him too

  • 59 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 1:59pm

    John Nettleton and Emlily Lund.

  • 56 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 2:32am

    why is every girl mentioned on this site named EMILY?? wtf, how many emilys can there possibly be, and why are they constantly being talked about via text msg?

  • 49 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 1:37pm

    Actually, I think it's my neighbor.

  • 46 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 4:16am

    ...is this a text from Mark Sexton?

  • 49 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 10:29am

    dave Chapelle is amazing.

  • 49 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 5:15pm

    10:18 am, TOTALLY agree. This is why you shouldn't have kids until you're mature enough to handle it.

  • 45 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 9:17pm

    i'm thinking you probably shouldnt have a child...

  • 52 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:59pm

    i'm so tired of people posting non-original content on here. i'm surprised people havent posted dane cook jokes by now with all the douche-baggery posting on this website

  • 46 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 5:21pm

    i hate this post! i think my ego is prego. someone kick my tummy real hard plzzzzzz