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  • 80 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 11:07am

    What if it was a chick masterbating? I can shit, masterbate, smoke weed and eat a 3 course meal at the same time while on the toilet.

  • 83 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 10:17am

    wasn't holding your dick in your hand some sort of clue? Or the vib buzzing in your stupid moronic ass?

  • 78 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 9:56am

    ... so it wasn't a glazed cookie.

  • 72 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 4:19pm

    3:45 where do you live and how do I move there?

  • 82 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 2:51pm

    @ 10:23 and 10:28-- not every stoner is a hippie, and vice versa.

  • 60 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 2:38am

    much <3 7:49 I feel you, my summer job is working at the Canadian Embassy overseas for $16 an hour for a $7 dollars an hour job 36.5 hrs a week for ao 20 hour a week work. I love my life.

  • 72 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 9:58am

    I'm guessing it was an oreo, cream filled deliciousness!

  • 71 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 9:57am

    Hope you didn't walk over to starbucks...

  • 68 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 1:05pm

    10:07 def. owns this cuz hell yeah Subway cookies r the BOMB esp when ur high~

  • 75 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 10:07am

    Subway has the BEST cookies for the "munchies"

  • 59 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 7:49pm

    that is fucking awesome! i am not a hippie...definitely a person...and I too love subway cookies when I'm stoned...then again...what don't I love when I'm stoned? ANd guess what all you haters of weed...i have a very good job...na nana na na naaaaa

  • 52 52
    Submitted by the_game on Jun 25, 10 at 12:23am

    The game

  • 70 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 10:41am

    Yes there is asswipe

  • 60 70
    Submitted by frankiesnites on Apr 7, 10 at 8:31pm

    omg been there done that lol and im a girl lol

  • 39 32
    Submitted by Liz90210 on Jul 16, 11 at 5:59am

    Cream filling

  • 64 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:13am

    Subway is hellaaa good, & i think i did this today also

  • 62 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 10:49am

    Hahahaha that's nasty, never been THAT high but hope to be someday...

  • 54 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 7:55pm

    I didnt realize everyone who smokes weed is a hippie..i guess I have to tell 75% of UNCW that they are hippies..

  • 60 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 3:45pm

    everyone in my fucking town is a god damn retarded stoner.

  • 54 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 9:56am

    Hope no one met you in the kitchen ...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 10:35am

    I agree with 10:31 seriously guys calm the fuck down, I don't tell you how to live your life, unless you count when I said "calm the fuck down" I meant it as purely rhetorical to call attention to your overreaction, not as a directive. Sorry for the confusion

  • 52 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 12:28am

    I bet u a girl did text this. As a female I can relate to this. Less women then men masturbate- probably cause it takes freaken ages to finish as a female. Sometimes you gotta take a cookie break ;)

  • 53 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 1:09pm

    You can never Jack off on an empty stomach

  • 48 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 10:57pm

    The funny part is it was a girl.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 11:06pm

    i was a hippie last night but im not anymore