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  • Submitted by FistedSister on Jun 15, 10 at 11:11am

    I'm not sure where you got that recipe, but I usually just add triple sec and lemon to make my margarita mix.

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    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jun 15, 10 at 10:15am

    Miss lohan?

  • 75 68
    Submitted by whiteknave on Jun 15, 10 at 9:57am

    Cocktail anyone?

  • 62 54
    Submitted by janeplaysdirty01 on Jun 15, 10 at 10:17am

    i'll consider myself lucky then.

  • 70 72
    Submitted by LynnZee on Jun 15, 10 at 10:05am

    I'm sorry, Paris. It must be hard being you...

  • 66 65
    Submitted by Nikayy on Jun 15, 10 at 10:38am

    Ahhh I'm so proud of my area code.

  • 66 69
    Submitted by gottapeesuzy on Jun 15, 10 at 10:50am

    Who says its a chick??? Ewwwww

  • 62 61
    Submitted by yoursougly on Jun 15, 10 at 10:04am

    I hate it when I do a puke, and a poop at the same time...

  • 64 67
    Submitted by underagehangover on Jun 15, 10 at 2:29pm

    and the winner of the most whorish text ever sent goes tooooo...

  • 55 59
    Submitted by kayla_b on Jun 17, 10 at 12:45am

    Mom? Is that you?

  • 62 75
    Submitted by JJdoggie on Jun 15, 10 at 9:48am

    Classy lady

  • 51 57
    Submitted by idio8808 on Jun 15, 10 at 10:04am

    Woww

  • 60 76
    Submitted by britney09 on Jun 16, 10 at 5:48pm

    Lol awesome!

  • 53 63
    Submitted by flukelicious on Jun 15, 10 at 9:20am

    Literally

  • 50 63
    Submitted by musicman11 on Jun 15, 10 at 9:29am

    Lol!

  • 56 77
    Submitted by Ninjavitis on Jun 16, 10 at 3:27pm

    You are my new hero

  • 61 87
    Submitted by mybizzy on Jun 16, 10 at 12:27am

    Why is anyone even tryin to empathize with this whore?

  • 58 83
    Submitted by babyimanarchy on Jun 15, 10 at 10:31am

    I feel your pain

    • 40 57
      Submitted by Cpt_Underpants on Jun 15, 10 at 10:48am

      ...That's really unfortunate.

  • 51 72
    Submitted by igocode on Jun 16, 10 at 6:42pm

    I need to meet u

  • 50 70
    Submitted by evolwayz on Jun 15, 10 at 1:23pm

    Who are all the puritans givin this good egg thumbs down?? U keep gettin fall down drunk and swallowing nut

  • 50 80
    Submitted by rinazor on Aug 16, 10 at 12:02am

    Vodka semen isn't nice either

  • 44 70
    Submitted by ukdk78 on Jun 15, 10 at 8:16pm

    Hot girl. Work it oit

  • 45 72
    Submitted by Bored0ne on Jun 15, 10 at 9:51am

    I'll help her find out what it feels like

  • 51 86
    Submitted by ryno24 on Jun 15, 10 at 9:20am

    vvvv oh she sucked to get into this situation! Hahaha

  • 45 76
    Submitted by yoink999 on Jun 15, 10 at 4:09pm

    Lol if your a gurl then you rock and I wanna party with you.

  • 46 80
    Submitted by pooponthedog on Jun 15, 10 at 9:19am

    That would totally suck!

  • 50 99
    Submitted by SirTerrythe3rd on Jun 15, 10 at 10:34am

    This has to be a troll! Please God let it be a troll. :-(.