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  • 95 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 2:14pm

    North chuck

  • 93 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 2:30pm

    Cool story bro. Not

  • 85 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 2:25pm

    Lame

  • 79 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 9:41am

    Gee how original...I woke up (insert akward situation)....something (insert random item) is in my fridge/toilet/sink/tub....like I haven't seen 1256 "texts" just like this before, way to go captain originality.

  • 89 85
    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Jan 19, 10 at 2:25pm

    You forgot the College reference.....Homo....

  • 90 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 4:58pm

    No you didn't. Glad TFLN can tell the difference between fake ass shit like this and actual funny stuff that happens

  • 86 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 10:10pm

    Stop trying to be like the hangover. Not funny losaaa!

  • 74 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 2:20pm

    Fake

  • 87 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 1:11am

    Ni88er

  • 79 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 4:50pm

    Lame made up texts

  • 88 88
    Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Jan 19, 10 at 2:08pm

    Well this couldn't sound any more fake.

  • 81 78
    Submitted by Dreydur on Jan 22, 10 at 2:19am

    this sounds very familiar...

  • 84 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 3:14pm

    bwahahahahahahaha!!

  • 77 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 2:17am

    Spelling the word correctly might help y'all.

  • 72 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 6:49pm

    non sequitur is Latin, means does not follow. English usage means random shit, I believe

  • 85 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 2:55pm

    And your name is Jon and u have an orange cat.

  • 74 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 10:15pm

    Lol that's awesome  doesn't sound fake to me, sounds like you had a damn good night!!! Lmao

  • 75 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 6:05pm

    Too bad I did go look up sequitur, ands it's not even a word. WTF??

  • 75 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 4:29pm

    2:55-- go go Garfield?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 5:04pm

    To all of the people saying that this is fake and lame, please locate the nearest dictionary and educate yourselves on the definition of "non sequitur" so you can stop calling bullshit on something because you don't want to look ignorant for not understanding this text.

    • 74 83
      Submitted by michaelgaryscott on Jan 19, 10 at 11:46pm

      Just because they threw in "non sequitur" doesn't make the text not fake...retard. So fake.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 2:17pm

    I agree. Dumbass.

  • 46 43
    Submitted by Seriously44 on Aug 18, 11 at 12:57pm

    Fucktard.

  • 56 66
    Submitted by kassyhaviloved on May 18, 10 at 12:29am

    if you use your brain cells at all for anything other than breathing, eating, etc...you would find the humor in this.

  • 59 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 7:43pm

    Non sequitor is also used it debate...

  • 60 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 4:47pm

    Fake

  • 26 32
    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 11, 12 at 9:44pm

    Goddamn, all of you faketards can go straight to FML.