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  • Submitted by maskedman on May 8, 10 at 2:25pm

    Just split the cost and the next time you decide to have sex, graduate from middle school first.

  • Submitted by leahhhhh on May 8, 10 at 2:08pm

    I hope you're ready to pay thousands of dollars a year until the child's 18 then

  • Submitted by pike1346 on May 8, 10 at 2:52pm

    Fuck pride. Man up cause a kid is no joke

  • Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on May 8, 10 at 2:52pm

    Plan B: it's cheaper than child support. Also, obviously, you lack the maturity to be a father.

  • Submitted by dancerox9008 on May 8, 10 at 2:44pm

    ummm.....this is a major fail. just suck it up dude, and try going to planned parenthood. its usually cheaper there.

  • Submitted by kissmyasss on May 8, 10 at 2:38pm

    you've got your pride, and now she's got a baby daddy...way to go!

  • Submitted by citizenkane on May 8, 10 at 3:39pm

    If only they had Plan B when your parents decided to knock boots. You serve no purpose in society but as fodder for the argument against evolution.

  • Submitted by sarahjay on May 8, 10 at 2:59pm

    Stop with the fucking plan b texts. It should be called plan b from last night now

  • Submitted by LynnZee on May 8, 10 at 2:53pm

    Both of you are fucking morons. Stop relying on Plan B. Good luck being a parent

  • Submitted by massgirl88 on May 8, 10 at 4:08pm

    plan b should be exactly what its name describes, your back up plan. you should e using protection and she should be on the pill, so this text should only pertain to you having to buy it one time. so get the fuck over it and buy the drug or else stop having sex, your choice

  • Submitted by specks88 on May 8, 10 at 2:20pm

    Maybe I should invest in THAT company...

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      Submitted by AbortParasites on May 12, 10 at 5:55pm

      Damn it! That's brilliant! With the number of texts about plan b the price can only go up! *runs to invest as well*

  • Submitted by squibkick on May 8, 10 at 3:46pm

    I hope your pride can pay the bills. You both sound like grade "A" parent material.

  • Submitted by Anonymous012 on May 8, 10 at 3:05pm

    will you still have your pride when you have to go to court for not paying child support?

  • Submitted by evolwayz on May 8, 10 at 3:09pm

    Moron

  • Submitted by mybizzy on May 8, 10 at 3:41pm

    Stupid douche... Pay for the plan b or an abortion, which is more expensive. Or you couldve just been smart and used a condom! You both are assholes!

  • Submitted by jessica173 on May 8, 10 at 2:35pm

    Plan wire hanger

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    Submitted by GoldenMe on May 8, 10 at 6:22pm

    wow you are both idiots. Hey maybe if you had used protection in the first place you wouldn't be involved in this dumbass game of chicken.

  • Submitted by wonkie on May 8, 10 at 2:48pm

    Ya it's a dangerous " game " for u so called " adults " but hey u are talking about a child here a real child!!!!!!! WTF I hate ppl like u !!!! If u don't want kids get ur nuts clipped n for girls get ur dam tubes tied !!!! That way kids aren't brought into our already messed up world by sorry ass ppl !!!! N u know ur not gonna pay child support so go buy the damn thing retard

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      Submitted by bananastand on May 8, 10 at 3:25pm

      I only gave this a thumbs down because you can't write English. I do agree with your sentiment.

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    Submitted by mitchell on May 8, 10 at 7:17pm

    youre both gonna pay

  • Submitted by RussiaSovietsYou on May 8, 10 at 6:24pm

    Try paying for a condom next time.

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    Submitted by Zombehhh on May 8, 10 at 2:08pm

    55 is the average; more or less depending on where you go

  • Submitted by turbopanzer on May 8, 10 at 3:18pm

    You're an idiot. The end.

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    Submitted by philelias on May 8, 10 at 10:47pm

    hahahahahaha @ maskedman

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    Submitted by Corekth on May 8, 10 at 11:07pm

    Leave her, either she wants a baby, or she is as immature as you.

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    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on May 8, 10 at 8:48pm

    just split it. it's both of your responsibility.

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    Submitted by sequioa on May 8, 10 at 3:53pm

    With parents like these its no wonder our generations is so messed up

  • Submitted by mclovin2010 on May 8, 10 at 2:45pm

    Plan B isn't that damn expensive... 20 bucks!!!\n\nYou may have your pride but you may have retarded baby on the way

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    Submitted by 607 on May 10, 10 at 4:34pm

    Why's everyone so self-righteous on this site? Learn to laugh and be glad it's not you.

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    Submitted by Bella_Kai on May 9, 10 at 12:53am

    That pride is going to get you a child and 18 years of child support not to mention having her around for the rest of your life!!!

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    Submitted by drakenkaiser on May 8, 10 at 5:14pm

    Have fun being a daddy!

  • Submitted by mackboy21 on May 8, 10 at 7:17pm

    Somtimes no pride is better than a raging fat bitch making "exuses"

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    Submitted by tyleza on May 8, 10 at 3:17pm

    This is the stupidist text I've seen.

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    Submitted by mayp_mnm90 on May 9, 10 at 2:55am

    Any body seen idiocracy? Cuz this definitely proves that the movie was predicting the future.

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      Submitted by AbortParasites on May 12, 10 at 5:58pm

      The movie bombed because too many people self identified with it.

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    Submitted by theriseofcolin on May 8, 10 at 11:24pm

    you people have no sense of humor. fucking laugh and quit trying to lecture people on how to live their lives goddamn. and plan B is $60 fuck that tell her to take birth control

    • Submitted by mk33 on May 11, 10 at 12:20pm

      tell her to take birth control? there are two sides of sex, shithead. you sound like a sexist piece of shit.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 10 at 11:17pm

    Where the hell do u ppl live that plan b is free at planned parenthood?!?!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 10 at 10:20pm

    3:41 -- how many girls have you seen that are the sole reason a couple decides to have sex? there are some, but from the characterization of this text I doubt that's the case here. the girl should never be expected to pay for everything regarding sex, just because it's her body. you sound dumb.

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    Submitted by jade_ on Jun 2, 10 at 6:06am

    Planned parent gives it free

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    Submitted by lg1275 on May 9, 10 at 7:26am

    Wow. Not enough of man to be responsible. What a pussy. Do yourself and the world a favor and grow some balls. And no, you don't have "pride," it's called stupidity and ignorance.

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    Submitted by supacutiee on May 9, 10 at 6:27pm

    And soon, you'll have a baby.\n\nMan up, idiot.

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    Submitted by sammijo77 on May 9, 10 at 5:04am

    This is so hilarious.

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    Submitted by Indefinitive on May 9, 10 at 1:31am

    Are you honestly visiting this site so you can tell people what they're doing wrong in their lives? I don't know about you, but I come here to point and laugh. Y'all need to get a sense of humor. Just sayin'.

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    Submitted by CDNguy on May 8, 10 at 4:02pm

    Dumbest thing I have read on here yet.

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    Submitted by cutemau5 on May 8, 10 at 2:16pm

    you have to pay to play! if your that cheap

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    Submitted by clinbri on May 10, 10 at 1:44pm

    She will buy it. You don't HAVE to deal with a baby but since it would be in her uterus she can't run away from that. She will cave and buy it

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 10 at 10:31pm

    Yr fucking retarded. PLAN B IS NOT FREE AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD.

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      Submitted by marieeeee on May 8, 10 at 10:34pm

      uhm yeah it is. i've never had to pay for it before. walk in, show them id saying you're over 18 and they hand it right on over.

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        Submitted by AbortParasites on May 12, 10 at 5:57pm

        It depends on the Planned parenthood.

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    Submitted by hubertchosenburg on May 10, 10 at 1:38am

    the longer you wait the less effective it is

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    Submitted by marieeeee on May 8, 10 at 10:26pm

    this is to all you idiots out there. PLAN B IS FREE IF YOU GO TO PLANNED PARENTHOOD. \n\nAND IT IS NOT A FORM OF BIRTH CONTROL.. the more you use it, the lower the chances are of it working. buy condoms and/or go on birth control.

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    Submitted by blueberryluv2010 on May 8, 10 at 3:52pm

    Sarahjay. Shut the fuck up. That made no sense. I love how people take shit so seriously when this entire website/app is devoted to entertainment.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 10 at 3:07pm

    7:26 is a woman. You can tell by how pissy she got.

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    Submitted by Masquerade90 on May 9, 10 at 11:46pm

    I'm sure other people have said it, but Nuvaring is $30-$35 for the month, and you don't have to think about it, or Plan B, $40-$50 a pop, and where continuous use has been shown to be hazardous to your health? Worst come to worst, just use a condom. Save your self some money, and this kind of situation.

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    Submitted by pringlepwner on May 9, 10 at 2:12pm

    Your pride is gonna cost you $20k a year, bro.

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    Submitted by May3rd on May 11, 10 at 3:16am

    rofl

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    Submitted by luskcameron on May 9, 10 at 3:23am

    Does anyone understand that this was a joke?some people are so retarded, I actually laughed out loud when I read this. Everyone who is judging this person for having a sence of humor should go fuck themselves. You are all worthless people.

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    Submitted by WorstTextEver on May 8, 10 at 3:52pm

    It's good the have pride- especially when you're a parent. Good luck!

  • Submitted by steelgoat72 on May 9, 10 at 10:43pm

    You suck. Just pay it. And why the hell don't you people use condoms? You really shouldn't be breeding

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 10 at 4:05pm

    2:45 it's definitely more than that..

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    Submitted by _party_ on Jun 5, 10 at 3:25am

    Dude never cave

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    Submitted by mojas7565 on May 9, 10 at 8:35am

    that is fuckin hilarious

  • Submitted by antrio1 on May 8, 10 at 7:43pm

    What the hell

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    Submitted by gratuity19 on May 10, 10 at 12:55am

    can i tell you that i love you? fuck responsibility. unless you're a pull out failure, then fucking pay.

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    Submitted by savvy340 on May 8, 10 at 7:50pm

    well jackass would you rather pay for the plan b now or the child support till the kid is 18 ?

  • Submitted by marieeeee on May 8, 10 at 10:27pm

    this is to all you idiots out there. PLAN B IS FREE AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. and is not a form of birth control. the more you use it, the lower the chances are of it working. get CONDOMS and/or GO ON BIRTH CONTROL.

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    Submitted by missbhavin on May 8, 10 at 4:42pm

    That's what I call "penny wise

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 10 at 2:05pm

    How much that shit cost theres always posts like this

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      Submitted by steelgoat72 on May 9, 10 at 10:45pm

      It's like $40... way less than an abortion, way more than a condom

  • Submitted by Conor on May 8, 10 at 4:16pm

    Shoot that bitch

  • Submitted by hentailover on May 14, 10 at 1:12am

    Fuck that dude! Hold out for as long as possible, the bitch will give in once she realizes she has to carry that parasite for 9 months...

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    Submitted by hazeddream on Feb 20, 13 at 11:28pm

    Horrible..

  • Submitted by modernb on May 8, 10 at 3:41pm

    Guys should NOT be expected to pay for plan b, or abortions, maybe go halves, but it's the girl's body and she should be responsible for it, if she can decide without the father if they keep the baby or abort it, then she can pay for the baby.

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      Submitted by RaCk on May 8, 10 at 6:28pm

      So guys should not be responsible for ANY of their sexual actions/decisions? How about I don't fucking think so. If 2 people make a conscious decision to have unprotected sex BOTH should be responsible for the outcome or the disastrous fallout that could potentially happen. The end.

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      Submitted by TheNewGuy03 on May 8, 10 at 7:42pm

      fact: kids have two parents. whether or not they're responsible parents is a different animal altogether.