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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 9:57am

    if i had a nickel for every time the dr pulled something out of my butt... wait...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 8:40am

    what did the note say?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 11:08pm

    couldn't this be considered prostitution?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 8:58am

    At least you got paid for the surprise buttsechs...?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 8:43am

    man....I'm usually the person that says that this is just a message board....who cares if the texts are fake or don't make sense. This, however, is just reaching way too damn far. MESSAGE = FAIL

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 10:24am

    I want to know what the note said and what kind of coin it was. -The quiet girl in the corner.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 3:46pm

    it's too bad 13 year olds who watch jackass ruin this site for people who actually get fucked up and do stupid things. but this is also admins fault for letting this get through and throwing out ones that are funnier and more legit

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 2:03pm

    if your gonna stick a bag with coins in a dudes butt,, whats so hard to belive about putting a note in the bag too??

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 2:46pm

    Why would anyone make this up? Who would make this up?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 2:52pm

    some kid who just watched jackass

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 1:50am

    holyyyyyy shit !!!! WTF

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 11:59pm

    You need to find new friends or leave your pants on. Strangely enough, at all the parties I've been to, and as drunk as I've been, no one has ever inserted anything in my ass ever.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 2:22am

    "ihope this covers it.... here's a penny for your thouhts...."

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 8:42pm

    That's a retarded note and a quarter...damn how drunk were u LOL ~giggles~

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 11:15pm

    Sounds like jackass. Still hilarious.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 9:52am

    *facepalm* way to be 802.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 5:49am

    Hahahahahahahahahhha brillaint

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 12:22pm

    i dont believe this one bit! sorrry, just doesnt seem realistic

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 9:10am

    It was a quarter. And the note said "you said u wanted to go to micky d's but u didn't have any money. Have fun! -802

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 8:20pm

    25 cents for anal is not a good deal girl

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    Submitted by noahochoa on Nov 12, 10 at 11:20pm

    message in a bottle, sendin out an S.O.S, sendin out an S.O.S

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 2:31pm

    3:04 - I say go big or go home. I'm hoping it was a fifty-cent peice.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 2:37am

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 6:06pm

    3:46...go fuck a horse, you rancid piece of shit...there is nothing wrong with this being here. Fuck Off!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 11:05am

    9:57 FTW! well played sir!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 11:32am

    Worst. Night. Ever.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 9:20am

    (big tone strikes again)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 6:08pm

    all right so normally I thumbs down when someone says "fake", but really? Is this send random shit to tfln?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 10:22am

    mine pulls out dead gerbils

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 6:05pm

    Dude, if your roommate is leaving notes up your ass, you need a new room!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 8:53am

    843 - no no you have to think about it as if its a small xiplock bag, the kind for dimes or something - it would work!

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      Submitted by FuckTheDumbShit on May 11, 10 at 12:23am

      u could get a fucking plastic bag up in there if you tried, the asshole stretches when relaxed... it's to push out huge turds but it works the other way too

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 10:44am

    LoL, 9:57 - very nice. Glad somebody said it.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 2:01pm

    who actually goes to the doctor hungover (i'm assuming since the sender doesn't remember) because their ass hurts the day after a party? i never say this, but FAKE.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 5:56pm

    haha i dont care if its fake or not... still funny.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 3:58pm

    Damn them Jackasses!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 11:01am

    The only thing a Doctor has ever pulled out of my ass was his cock. lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 10:01am

    Not only do drs pull things out of my butt on a regular basis but there's usually a note attached to it too

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 8:14am

    O man this sucks. If this sender is a girl then it Is outragous, however if this is a guy the senario Is fucking rediculous. :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 3:20am

    This has officially made my day.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 10:34pm

    What did u use to push it in?

  • Submitted by nameinlights25 on Oct 11, 10 at 2:08am

    WHAT DID THE NOTE SAY?!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 3:25am

    Hahahahaha damn what kinda ppl do you hang out with?!

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    Submitted by partykiing123 on Apr 22, 13 at 10:17am

    Obviously they were playing piggy bank

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    Submitted by kb52kb on Jul 22, 11 at 11:50am

    fake

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 3:04pm

    i hope it was a quarter