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  • 192 52
    Submitted by regalbeagle on May 8, 10 at 1:04pm
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    Anyone who marks this as "bad night" is obviously a terrorist.

  • 170 63
    Submitted by auna85 on May 8, 10 at 1:05pm
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    A group of unicorns is called a blessing.

  • 167 61
    Submitted by ClevelandSteamer on May 8, 10 at 8:23pm
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    I have always thought of myself as a lone unicorn. but tonight, I am sure I have added three more unicorns to my unicorn pack

  • 104 57
    Submitted by unknown_sender on May 8, 10 at 12:37pm
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    Robot Unicorn Attack!

  • 105 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 10 at 3:51pm
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    I'll have what you are having

    • 48 51
      Submitted by CannonPop on Jun 1, 10 at 4:52am
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      This reminds me of a scene from "When Harry Met Sally".

  • 90 62
    Submitted by bamf86 on May 8, 10 at 2:43pm
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    I love lamp.

  • 89 64
    Submitted by cfreymarc on May 8, 10 at 8:47pm
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    Unicorns don't fly but a Pegasus does. And yes, that is a non-geek girl cockblock line.

  • 78 57
    Submitted by YoungDk on May 9, 10 at 10:26am
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    Haha...sounds like Allen in the movie hangover on the "pack of wolves" scene

  • 76 56
    Submitted by insurednotoriety on May 13, 10 at 5:00pm
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    I killed a unicorn once.

  • 72 56
    Submitted by Hiphoppopodemus on May 8, 10 at 3:02pm
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    i think more than one person has to vote 'yes' on a text for it to show up, otherwise there would be a lot of garbage on this site..

  • 68 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 10 at 12:37pm
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    i believe they're called pegasus.

  • 68 54
    Submitted by dancerox9008 on May 8, 10 at 4:01pm
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    this could not make me happier :)

  • 76 72
    Submitted by GoldenMe on May 8, 10 at 6:46pm
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    Dude I want some of what this person is on, cause it sounds like a good time. Oh and wherever there are unicorns there is happiness

  • 74 69
    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on May 8, 10 at 8:51pm
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    i would rather be a llamacorn. llama with a horn.

  • 62 51
    Submitted by cat_man on May 10, 10 at 9:27pm
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    Genious

  • 68 63
    Submitted by mybizzy on May 8, 10 at 3:43pm
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    Yay be some good weed.

  • 68 64
    Submitted by kyui13 on May 8, 10 at 9:33pm
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    Always~

  • 64 58
    Submitted by PalmTree7104 on May 8, 10 at 9:19pm
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    THEN IM NOT A TERRORIST!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 62 55
    Submitted by kspace on May 20, 10 at 10:45pm
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    Ya Colorado representin unicorns

  • 61 56
    Submitted by iksworezsam55 on May 9, 10 at 6:32am
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    @ Clevelandsteamer- friggin hilarious what you just said! Hangover quote with a twist

  • 63 60
    Submitted by evolwayz on May 8, 10 at 3:12pm
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    High as fuck

  • 65 69
    Submitted by hammer1316 on May 9, 10 at 4:50am
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    I want whatever he was on

  • 64 68
    Submitted by charlesdickins on May 8, 10 at 12:34pm
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    Don't anyone waste a dollar to moderate cause when you vote YES it dosent even show up, it's just a cash grab.

  • 69 79
    Submitted by catreadsmydiary4 on May 9, 10 at 6:10am
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    a unicorn army would be so BA it hurts.

  • 71 85
    Submitted by RussiaSovietsYou on May 9, 10 at 12:06am
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    @8:51\nI wanna be a llamacorn too now...

  • 59 63
    Submitted by shotsEVERYBODY on May 9, 10 at 12:02am
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    I likes flying unicorns. Very muchh

  • 51 49
    Submitted by claudiahhxx on Jun 18, 10 at 7:11am
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    This comment is all kinds of epic

  • 72 91
    Submitted by SashaLuhvsYuh on May 8, 10 at 12:26pm
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    First? :D

  • 46 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 10 at 1:51am
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    Nobody likes a wise ass 11:37

  • 51 52
    Submitted by emily4ever on May 9, 10 at 2:47pm
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    What ever ur having.. I'll take two of those

  • 61 73
    Submitted by NinjaDinoShark on May 8, 10 at 7:48pm
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    Unicorns don't fly, Pegasus and Pegacorns fly, Natgeo says so.

  • 59 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 10 at 5:06pm
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    ...my dumb what?

  • 59 69
    Submitted by cbtango on May 8, 10 at 3:34pm
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    Believe in the invisable pink unicorn!

  • 47 47
    Submitted by lmaomt on May 9, 10 at 1:23am
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    How high where u. how many diffrent drugs did u take

  • 61 75
    Submitted by pimpman on May 8, 10 at 12:26pm
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    This is sooooo fake it's not even funny

    • 64 46
      Submitted by chipsahoy44 on May 8, 10 at 5:00pm
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      your dumb, shut up and enjoy it

  • 52 58
    Submitted by Trina on May 9, 10 at 5:31am
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    Uh... Unicorns don't fly, I thought the ones that did are called Pegasus. Just sayin. Funny tx though

  • 43 46
    Submitted by ninjaman181 on Jun 7, 10 at 9:48pm
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    This is a result of a texying plan and too much weed

  • 66 92
    Submitted by caelcaeldace on May 8, 10 at 12:42pm
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    Unicorns don't fly tardo.

  • 55 74
    Submitted by zhree1 on May 9, 10 at 10:54pm
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    And if bird poo is good luck when it lands on you just imagine how lucky flying unicorn nuggets would be. 'cept ouch!!

  • 50 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 10 at 6:41pm
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    Planet Unicorn Hey!

  • 35 36
    Submitted by BREE_pig_squeal on Jun 17, 11 at 9:54pm
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    Wouldn't that be a Pegasus??

  • 46 59
    Submitted by bannahhbearr on Jul 5, 10 at 11:37pm
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    Pegasis' fly, not unicorns.

  • 45 57
    Submitted by tycoon184 on May 9, 10 at 8:16pm
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    Dam that's my worst nightmear.....

  • 35 43
    Submitted by Alexia85 on Aug 16, 11 at 1:11am
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    I love unicorns!

  • 46 67
    Submitted by loolapalooza on May 12, 10 at 8:55am
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    Genius.

  • 47 70
    Submitted by spokebender8 on May 14, 10 at 9:11pm
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    twerrqdwgqtrutooiioo

  • 39 54
    Submitted by hentailover on May 14, 10 at 1:15am
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    Your fucking mom is spam, tfln

  • 49 78
    Submitted by janikaye on May 8, 10 at 1:43pm
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    Charlesdickens is right! I can't tell you how many comments I've moderated that have never shown up on here!!!

  • 26 58
    Submitted by skoliro on Apr 12, 11 at 11:03pm
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    Dude what r u on?