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  • Submitted by regalbeagle on May 8, 10 at 1:04pm

    Anyone who marks this as "bad night" is obviously a terrorist.

  • Submitted by auna85 on May 8, 10 at 1:05pm

    A group of unicorns is called a blessing.

  • Submitted by ClevelandSteamer on May 8, 10 at 8:23pm

    I have always thought of myself as a lone unicorn. but tonight, I am sure I have added three more unicorns to my unicorn pack

  • Submitted by unknown_sender on May 8, 10 at 12:37pm

    Robot Unicorn Attack!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 10 at 3:51pm

    I'll have what you are having

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      Submitted by CannonPop on Jun 1, 10 at 4:52am

      This reminds me of a scene from "When Harry Met Sally".

  • Submitted by cfreymarc on May 8, 10 at 8:47pm

    Unicorns don't fly but a Pegasus does. And yes, that is a non-geek girl cockblock line.

  • Submitted by bamf86 on May 8, 10 at 2:43pm

    I love lamp.

  • Submitted by insurednotoriety on May 13, 10 at 5:00pm

    I killed a unicorn once.

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    Submitted by YoungDk on May 9, 10 at 10:26am

    Haha...sounds like Allen in the movie hangover on the "pack of wolves" scene

  • 91 74
    Submitted by Hiphoppopodemus on May 8, 10 at 3:02pm

    i think more than one person has to vote 'yes' on a text for it to show up, otherwise there would be a lot of garbage on this site..

  • 94 91
    Submitted by GoldenMe on May 8, 10 at 6:46pm

    Dude I want some of what this person is on, cause it sounds like a good time. Oh and wherever there are unicorns there is happiness

  • 89 82
    Submitted by kspace on May 20, 10 at 10:45pm

    Ya Colorado representin unicorns

  • 92 89
    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on May 8, 10 at 8:51pm

    i would rather be a llamacorn. llama with a horn.

  • 82 71
    Submitted by cat_man on May 10, 10 at 9:27pm

    Genious

  • 84 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 10 at 12:37pm

    i believe they're called pegasus.

  • 84 81
    Submitted by dancerox9008 on May 8, 10 at 4:01pm

    this could not make me happier :)

  • 90 95
    Submitted by catreadsmydiary4 on May 9, 10 at 6:10am

    a unicorn army would be so BA it hurts.

  • 76 71
    Submitted by claudiahhxx on Jun 18, 10 at 7:11am

    This comment is all kinds of epic

  • 82 87
    Submitted by mybizzy on May 8, 10 at 3:43pm

    Yay be some good weed.

  • 72 71
    Submitted by emily4ever on May 9, 10 at 2:47pm

    What ever ur having.. I'll take two of those

  • 80 87
    Submitted by charlesdickins on May 8, 10 at 12:34pm

    Don't anyone waste a dollar to moderate cause when you vote YES it dosent even show up, it's just a cash grab.

  • 84 97
    Submitted by hammer1316 on May 9, 10 at 4:50am

    I want whatever he was on

  • Submitted by RussiaSovietsYou on May 9, 10 at 12:06am

    @8:51\nI wanna be a llamacorn too now...

  • 77 85
    Submitted by PalmTree7104 on May 8, 10 at 9:19pm

    THEN IM NOT A TERRORIST!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 80 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 10 at 5:06pm

    ...my dumb what?

  • Submitted by SashaLuhvsYuh on May 8, 10 at 12:26pm

    First? :D

  • 62 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 10 at 1:51am

    Nobody likes a wise ass 11:37

  • 75 82
    Submitted by iksworezsam55 on May 9, 10 at 6:32am

    @ Clevelandsteamer- friggin hilarious what you just said! Hangover quote with a twist

  • 80 92
    Submitted by kyui13 on May 8, 10 at 9:33pm

    Always~

  • 73 78
    Submitted by evolwayz on May 8, 10 at 3:12pm

    High as fuck

  • 81 98
    Submitted by NinjaDinoShark on May 8, 10 at 7:48pm

    Unicorns don't fly, Pegasus and Pegacorns fly, Natgeo says so.

  • 67 72
    Submitted by ninjaman181 on Jun 7, 10 at 9:48pm

    This is a result of a texying plan and too much weed

  • 73 86
    Submitted by shotsEVERYBODY on May 9, 10 at 12:02am

    I likes flying unicorns. Very muchh

  • 71 84
    Submitted by Trina on May 9, 10 at 5:31am

    Uh... Unicorns don't fly, I thought the ones that did are called Pegasus. Just sayin. Funny tx though

  • 71 86
    Submitted by cbtango on May 8, 10 at 3:34pm

    Believe in the invisable pink unicorn!

  • 60 68
    Submitted by lmaomt on May 9, 10 at 1:23am

    How high where u. how many diffrent drugs did u take

  • Submitted by caelcaeldace on May 8, 10 at 12:42pm

    Unicorns don't fly tardo.

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    Submitted by BREE_pig_squeal on Jun 17, 11 at 9:54pm

    Wouldn't that be a Pegasus??

  • 64 83
    Submitted by bannahhbearr on Jul 5, 10 at 11:37pm

    Pegasis' fly, not unicorns.

  • 66 89
    Submitted by loolapalooza on May 12, 10 at 8:55am

    Genius.

  • 61 80
    Submitted by tycoon184 on May 9, 10 at 8:16pm

    Dam that's my worst nightmear.....

  • 66 93
    Submitted by spokebender8 on May 14, 10 at 9:11pm

    twerrqdwgqtrutooiioo

  • Submitted by pimpman on May 8, 10 at 12:26pm

    This is sooooo fake it's not even funny

    • 82 67
      Submitted by chipsahoy44 on May 8, 10 at 5:00pm

      your dumb, shut up and enjoy it

  • 59 82
    Submitted by hentailover on May 14, 10 at 1:15am

    Your fucking mom is spam, tfln

  • 47 59
    Submitted by Alexia85 on Aug 16, 11 at 1:11am

    I love unicorns!

  • Submitted by janikaye on May 8, 10 at 1:43pm

    Charlesdickens is right! I can't tell you how many comments I've moderated that have never shown up on here!!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 10 at 6:41pm

    Planet Unicorn Hey!

  • Submitted by zhree1 on May 9, 10 at 10:54pm

    And if bird poo is good luck when it lands on you just imagine how lucky flying unicorn nuggets would be. 'cept ouch!!

  • 46 80
    Submitted by skoliro on Apr 12, 11 at 11:03pm

    Dude what r u on?