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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 6:25pm

    I once made a cop promise he wouldn't call my mom if I came back and talked to him (long story) but he kept his promise!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 1:48am

    a nice rack can get you out of so much it's unreal. I've gotten out of so many speeding tickets

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    Submitted by unknown_chicky on Jan 5, 11 at 2:32am

    Gotta remember to do this, but make sure I have someone else in the car

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 7:44pm

    maybe if you gave him a BJ??

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 12:25am

    Did it work

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 2:26am

    26 years old never had a speeding ticket (and i do bout 80 everywhere i go)....god i love my boobs :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 7:09pm

    A cop would definitely do something like this. Something similar has happened with me. If you're a hot girl or even a decent looking girl with a nice rack you can get out of pretty much everything!

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      Submitted by mir00 on Oct 24, 11 at 11:50pm

      I find it a strange coincidence that I seem to always be in skanky clubwear and I've never gotten a ticket.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 3:16am

    you need to double pinky promise that shit!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 3:42pm

    226 do u want to show me them

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 3:08pm

    I woulda bent that ass over the car, turned on the siren and made her scream so loud to drown out the siren.... Fuck the pinky swear shit

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 6:21pm

    She didn't say she was driving I had a breathalyzer in a country mart parkin lot didn't drive at all

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 12:12am

    Where in Miami! I live in N Miami Bch, this is awesome!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 7:22pm

    it was a girl. she is my friend I was in the car. she has a nice rack. and we live in aventura! TRUE STORY GUYS. this is a not fuck-the-police story lmao

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 2:47am

    @ 9:57 you're a dick, drunk driving KILLS you fucking inbred.

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    Submitted by dudeyousuck on Oct 16, 10 at 8:13pm

    dumb....fu......whatever hope the cop got some...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 12:02am

    Who said it was drunk driving?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 1:23am

    I hope he bent you over as payment.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 2:50am

    I wanna be a cop so damn bad. I would pull over sexy ass girls for no reason just to see how far they would go to get out of a ticket

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 6:06pm

    You can't make this shit up :DDD

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    Submitted by Khutch636 on Mar 18, 10 at 11:02pm

    hahah this is GREAT!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 7:28pm

    drunk driving is a serious crime, not a joke. idiots.

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    Submitted by badgebunnyhuny on May 10, 11 at 1:36am

    Miami bitch! I use to date a cop who intentionally gave tickets to hot girls trying to get out of them cause he said they've probably gotten enough breaks lol! Miss that guy..,

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 6:26pm

    if it worked... that's awesome...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 5:51pm

    No justice no peace, Don't trust tha po-lice Oh yeah, First.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 1:31am

    2:50, you should never speak again.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 9:08am

    That's pretty effing funny!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 6:24pm

    6:12 Are you sure cops can lie? Usually cops just sideswipe things to make it seem like they answered, rather than out and out lie. The cops I've talked to anyway.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 5:55pm

    this is fucking hilarious

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 11:41am

    I love it how some people are screaming "FAKE!!!!" How so? Just because he pinky promised doesn't mean he kept it... he was probably just trying to get the OP to take the damn test. I'm gonna call "not fake" on this one... dumbasses.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 8:14pm

    this actually happened i drover her ass home!!! lmao <3 u

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    Submitted by bamaboy90 on Oct 20, 11 at 12:13pm

    That don't work down here

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 1:46am

    YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 6:07pm

    I made the cop pinkie promise to pinky my Asshole and he did it I called him a pig

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 6:18pm

    Gotta throw s bullshit flag on that one

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    Submitted by Dannynickpags789 on Dec 13, 11 at 8:35pm

    I've done this!!

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    Submitted by boostitorjunkit on May 25, 10 at 8:01pm

    haha the cops here are dicks!! im glad i got one in the family =) otherwise i would be a fellon haha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 6:42pm

    If you are a girl then yes a cop will do that...some cops can let things slide...I've seen it b4

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 9:15pm

    Ahh!! This sounds like a friend of mine who lives down there with me. Casey? Is that you?? ;)) <3Key West

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    Submitted by Bored0ne on May 17, 10 at 9:46pm

    2:50 ur a douche

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    Submitted by miniman27 on May 31, 11 at 12:44am

    LMFAO!!! did he keep it?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 6:05pm

    I have a hard time believing this one is not fake but its funny regardless

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    Submitted by missaudi12 on Jan 5, 11 at 10:44am

    haha! this is hilarious!! my boobs have gotten me out of 4 speeding tickets! and they got me a date with one of the officers who pulled me over! he was HOT!! :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 3:42am

    2:50 needs to get a life........and a gf

  • Submitted by hellokitty69 on Jan 29, 10 at 11:22pm

    NICELYYY DONEEE :)

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    Submitted by bahaha1234321 on Dec 3, 11 at 9:10pm

    Typical dade county corruption. Lmao.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 5:57pm

    Mm I'm a girl and love pussy I'm wet and fingering myself

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    Submitted by frost2121 on Sep 18, 11 at 2:49pm

    Number one. Yes cops can absolutely lie about anything they want and they do\nNumber two. All you haters shut up just cause your not cute enough to get out of tickets and trouble with cops it's not our fault we can!

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    Submitted by mizzcharmz on Sep 1, 12 at 12:06pm

    Ahhh Miami

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 5:54pm

    Mm I just ate out my girlfriends pussy

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    Submitted by ashton131 on Jul 23, 12 at 2:24am

    Ive gotten pulled over by the same cop about 6 or 7 times because he just wants to talk, but I still ask to see his badge and make sure it's real every time lol