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  • Submitted by FuhQ37 on May 8, 10 at 1:45pm

    In soviet Russia your vag falls out of a condom

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      Submitted by TheNewGuy03 on May 8, 10 at 7:48pm

      probably one of the best "soviet russia" jokes i've heard. it's a bit old these days, though.

  • Submitted by STD on May 8, 10 at 12:18pm

    Who said it wasn't her boyfriend??

  • Submitted by RaCk on May 8, 10 at 6:31pm

    Can I have "Disgusting Images I'd Love To Get Out Of My Head" for $500 Alex?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 10 at 9:10pm

    What else u got up there?

  • Submitted by wrestle614 on May 8, 10 at 12:17pm

    12:16...so just becuase people have sex now makes them a whore?

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      Submitted by RyanM on May 8, 10 at 6:52pm

      If thats the case that insult doesn't hold a whole lot of weight anymore.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 10 at 1:22pm

    Anyone who thinks she's a whore is probably a virgin

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    Submitted by Mouse_Attack on May 8, 10 at 12:35pm

    She needs to get Plan B, stat!

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    Submitted by johnson34 on May 8, 10 at 7:28pm

    She might not\nBe a whore but when an old condom falls outta your vag that's just trashy

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 10 at 11:20pm

    Why is she a whore? Did you ever think the condom could have belonged to a boyfriend? Even husband? This is funny. Even if it's a little gross

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    Submitted by Chalmers15 on May 8, 10 at 2:11pm

    122 is probably a virgin

  • 76 56
    Submitted by samanthaRae on May 8, 10 at 2:54pm

    WTF?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 10 at 12:27pm

    Definitely a whorish comment...

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    Submitted by thetruth13 on May 8, 10 at 5:12pm

    the truth is that's nasty-Cleveland Brown voice

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    Submitted by GoldenMe on May 8, 10 at 6:48pm

    Ok this doesn't make her slut, could have been sex with her bf. so you people need to back off. However how the F did you not know it was in there in first place. I mean i think losing a condom would be something a guy notices

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    Submitted by fd1 on May 8, 10 at 12:37pm

    Lol it's happened to me, sometimes after fucking as you go soft, the condom kinda loosens up and when you pull out it doesn't always go with you. But I've never left one in a girl that long,

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      Submitted by solidsnack on May 8, 10 at 3:13pm

      that's why after u bust, u hold the condom on your dick as you pull out.

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      Submitted by TheNewGuy03 on May 8, 10 at 7:49pm

      sounds like a risk not worth taking

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        Submitted by Broly on May 12, 10 at 2:05pm

        ^ You sir are a genius

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    Submitted by screwhead713 on May 8, 10 at 12:25pm

    Haha that was really funny

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    Submitted by fecalface on May 9, 10 at 11:38am

    Fuck you all for wasting perfectly good oxygen

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    Submitted by beantownsnooks on May 8, 10 at 11:54pm

    that's happened to my whore roomate who also stuck 3 tampons up her nasty snatch cus she kept forgetting claiming she " didn't feel them" ahahaha

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    Submitted by skeezer on May 8, 10 at 2:54pm

    You didn't notice at the time?

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    Submitted by StanSitwell on May 10, 10 at 8:39am

    Yeah this is obviously real, it happened a lot with an ex who had a really really tight slit. If I finished and we laid there for awhile, when I'd pull out she rip the condom right off with her tight snatch. I always noticed and immediately probed her until I grabbed it because she always freaked out. I would think you could feel that inside you but i guess not...

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    Submitted by cackcack on May 9, 10 at 10:53pm

    Idk of this is the girl I had sex with yesterday but if so sorry!!

  • 62 69
    Submitted by charlesdickins on May 8, 10 at 12:29pm

    This is lame and not funny said charlesdickins

  • 61 69
    Submitted by lostinkansass on May 8, 10 at 2:09pm

    Haha, small penis!

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    Submitted by pike1346 on May 8, 10 at 2:53pm

    Marriage material. Well in Russia.

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    Submitted by bienlunee on May 8, 10 at 12:15pm

    Dumb

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    Submitted by tacoheart on May 8, 10 at 2:02pm

    In Soviet Russia, they quit telling these jokes because idiots like you ruined them!

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    Submitted by MercureyMI on May 9, 10 at 1:08am

    Sick, wonder how long it was in there.

  • 48 51
    Submitted by iReKKLeSS on May 9, 10 at 2:17pm

    ...and then the long lost treasure of egypt was found...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 10 at 11:48pm

    Fucking slut i dont think it's that's hard to keep track of a condom. Your vag must be a massive st black hole

  • 53 63
    Submitted by Michguy on May 8, 10 at 12:50pm

    Must have been in you awhile to text that piece of info. You didn't know?

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    Submitted by pie6 on May 10, 10 at 9:58pm

    it's happened to me before. I was all good.

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    Submitted by mguessford on May 9, 10 at 10:51am

    The only determining factors as to whether or not she is a whore are these: does she know who left the condom there? And how long has it been there? If either of these are answered with "no" or "I don't know" she is indeed a whore.

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    Submitted by whointucson on May 9, 10 at 1:20am

    id like to just point out that however funny this is.... anyone with a rudimentary knowledge of the female anatomy should know that a girl would not push said condom out while peeing.... that means it just kinda slipped out.... coulda been stuck to her butt or somethin

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    Submitted by lolcake on May 9, 10 at 9:08am

    ... Your dads penis was too small I guess

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      Submitted by Broly on May 12, 10 at 2:07pm

      lol'd

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    Submitted by PercivalJenkins on May 8, 10 at 3:48pm

    Like....gross.

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    Submitted by meghanlovesscott on May 8, 10 at 12:48pm

    Wow! Hopefully nothing was in it!

  • 43 51
    Submitted by Banged_your_mom on May 8, 10 at 8:38pm

    *barf*

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 10 at 5:08pm

    Girls who say vag.... Bad.

  • 52 70
    Submitted by bigtone on May 9, 10 at 12:03am

    What a slut ! Come on guys if a chick doesn't feel a condom in her and she pisses it out then she's a slut !

  • 47 60
    Submitted by mandaslilsis on May 8, 10 at 5:35pm

    Can we say ewwwwww!

  • 47 61
    Submitted by lolzzatmp3 on May 9, 10 at 2:10am

    Maybe it was a female condom, you can't always assume everyone is a whore.

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    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on May 8, 10 at 8:53pm

    how do you not realized that's in there?

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    Submitted by PercivalJenkins on May 8, 10 at 3:46pm

    Gross

  • 49 69
    Submitted by APromiseToBurn on May 8, 10 at 9:12pm

    Ewww gross

  • 41 55
    Submitted by _party_ on Jun 5, 10 at 3:31am

    Story of my life... And I'm a dude

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    Submitted by rnidenberg on Jul 24, 12 at 2:20pm

    Honey, I feel ya. Happened to me once.

  • 44 67
    Submitted by mae on May 9, 10 at 12:08am

    It makes her a slut because she didn't remember having sex

  • 42 68
    Submitted by ghostov on May 9, 10 at 6:36am

    Siiiiiick! Whoever made this shit up is probably some gross fat waste of life 40 year old "male"

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    Submitted by werechic on May 8, 10 at 6:25pm

    WTF!!! SLUT!!!

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    Submitted by lilbabymarj on Jan 8, 11 at 8:32am

    Your not a whore. If that was your boyfriend... You go girl :)

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 10 at 7:40pm

    EEEEEEEWWW.

  • 48 83
    Submitted by itsbuckyb on May 8, 10 at 4:37pm

    She was a ho, fa shoooo

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    Submitted by Rutherford on May 10, 10 at 12:08am

    A friend once went down on a girl in cancun and as he was tongue kissing her vag he fished out a used condom with his mouth. True story

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    Submitted by dickhurtz on May 9, 10 at 11:07am

    Maybe the cure for cancer is in that gaping vortex you call a vagina

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    Submitted by herpderp6 on Jun 15, 12 at 11:47pm

    Stay classy Ohio Valley!

  • 35 71
    Submitted by Beaglehead on May 8, 10 at 5:40pm

    Carlin Hicks