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  • 42 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 6:17pm

    That would be a permanent solution

  • 42 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 7:12pm

    that's why I do my wide stand squats in the morning. Fixes that problem right up and I get to have children later in life.

  • 51 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 8:24pm

    ZOMBIE MAYS HERE, AND I braaaaaains WANNA TELL YOU ABOUT braaaaaains A REVOLUTIONARY PRODUCT TO END YOUR braaaaaains NOCTURNAL STICKY braaaaaains BALLS! I CALL IT ... braaaaaains THE BALLDOZER braaaaaains!

  • 37 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:48pm

    4:49 Ball Dozer (doze as in sleep)

  • 43 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 12:04pm

    men who think this is a good idea, should do it.. great way to filter out the gene pool

  • 40 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 7:52pm

    Too bad Billy Mays is dead....you could have made MILLIONS!

  • 35 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 6:12pm

    y'know they castrate sheep by putting rubber bands around their balls

  • 34 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 5:09am

    im depressed to be from the same area code

  • 44 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:11am

    I miss Billy Mays the most too :(

  • 35 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:44am

    Or you could just sprinkle a little talcum powder on the boys right before you go to bed. And it has less potential to cut off circulation in such a vital area!

  • 33 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 1:04am

    eh, a loosely tied hankey works better. so does falling asleep in some vag.

  • 35 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 11:51pm

    You can do a bundle deal with the cockbib and advertise it to men who haven't grown the fuck up yet.

  • 32 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 6:59pm

    Every guy scratches their balls when they wake up. Jim Lehrer wakes up, scratches his balls. Siddhartha Guatama woke up, scratched his balls. Dan Aykroyd wakes up, scratches his balls. If you still haven't figured out how to use this to roll 'em off your thigh to avoid that painful bandaid-peeling-skin feeling, apparently yours dropped quite recently.

  • 35 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 6:12pm

    Men everywhere owe you a great deal

  • 34 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:01pm

    why wouldn't you just put a sock over it?

  • 34 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 6:33pm

    This is a terrible invention.

  • 32 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 8:28pm

    i dont get it = ( -yes i am a girl lol

  • 28 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 7:08pm

    Couldn't that cut off your circulation? Not a genius idea.

  • 29 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 7:15pm

    I think he's using the term "genius" VERY loosely...

  • 37 50
    Submitted by undergrnd20 on Apr 25, 10 at 6:47pm

    May I get in on that?

  • 30 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 11:48pm

    more like asshole alert.....what an idiot....figures a guy would do that.....thank god i'm a chick who likes chicks.....a big lesbian...HAHAHAHAHA

  • 32 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 6:25pm

    hey, the world needs more eunuchs... they're hot in that androgynous way and they can't get you pregnant

  • 30 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 5:46pm

    yep 5:43 has it right; there's an invention been around awhile called soap and water! use it you scrote!!

  • 28 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 7:28pm

    The name, however, is great. But it sounds more like a teabagging technique.

  • 31 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:08am

    soon to be called the ball decapator!

  • 30 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 8:49pm

    8:24 is made of win. Of all the famous people that have died I miss Billy Mays the most.

  • 27 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 8:41pm

    it's a horrible idea, but it's a fucking awesome name!

  • 28 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 10:02pm

    it feels like a bandaid being ripped from your skin???

  • 29 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 1:34am

    wow, i love the name of the invention

  • 31 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:43pm

    wow you fuckin tard... nothing with the words "balls" "rubber band" and "sleep" can ever be good... i hope you're ready to be an amputee. PS remove your genes from the pool please. Poster = Darwin Award Contestant.

  • 26 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:04pm

    Be careful, you could cut off blood flow and cause damage. Maybe next time use a sock..

  • 27 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 11:35pm

    I just sprayed all over my keyboard once I got to the name. Tooooo fucking funny.

  • 19 26
    Submitted by missfidycool on Feb 24, 12 at 9:05am

    Hmm. Try talcum powder instead eh

  • 25 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 6:15pm

    i guess you're looking to castrate yourself...?

  • 13 18
    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Oct 20, 12 at 11:04pm

    It's like putting your balls in a sleeper hold.

  • 32 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 3:56pm

    hahaha actually works, just make sure the bands arent too tight...

  • 28 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 10:41pm

    No it doesn't. I've never in my life had an issue with my balls sticking to my leg. Not looking like a prepubescent girl and having a little body hair is a plus.

  • 24 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:49pm

    so you're naming your new-found product with a heavyweight machine designed to tear and push around tons (as in weight) of dirt/trash/scrap metal/whateverthefuckisheavyandneedspushing to the most fragile part of our body? product-name fail... ballcozy however is great haha

  • 29 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 8:22pm

    Marry me!!!!! This is the best

  • 25 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 6:22pm

    How does that even work.... has to be painful.