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  • Submitted by pichu180 on May 18, 10 at 11:27am

    Win.

  • Submitted by carmencita on May 18, 10 at 11:59am

    As someone who just graduated college not 2 weeks ago, I can say they do allow you to pick the name they announce. This is probably true, so to Tyler-- stop being a jackass.

  • Submitted by Anonymous012 on May 19, 10 at 12:06am

    i want to fuck and/or marry this person

  • 98 80
    Submitted by klangford on May 18, 10 at 12:07pm

    One does not simply walk into Mordor.

    • 67 86
      Submitted by smilesandsoap on May 18, 10 at 12:14pm

      Michael Jackson simply moonwalks into Mordor.

    • 74 78
      Submitted by Anonymous012 on May 19, 10 at 12:07am

      chuck norris simply walks into mordor and roundhouse kicks the eye of sauron

      • 69 76
        Submitted by Anonymous012 on May 19, 10 at 12:09am

        sauron*

        • 67 55
          Submitted by purpleispretty on May 19, 10 at 8:48am

          Why did you correct something to the same spelling?

          • Submitted by Anonymous012 on May 20, 10 at 11:20am

            oh i guess my browser cut off a letter for some reason that is weird. it looks like it says sauror

  • 88 63
    Submitted by Crash_Underride on May 20, 10 at 2:37am

    EPIC!!

  • 89 88
    Submitted by RachaelHehe69 on May 18, 10 at 11:28am

    Ahah that's fuuuunny(:

  • 78 67
    Submitted by sexybitch123 on May 18, 10 at 4:31pm

    Stfu allen001 no one cares about you spamming

  • 78 74
    Submitted by koric573 on May 18, 10 at 2:51pm

    I should have done this

  • 86 92
    Submitted by anony123 on May 18, 10 at 2:30pm

    You could have made this so funny but killed it with that name

  • 75 73
    Submitted by sexybitch123 on May 18, 10 at 4:30pm

    Amazing period.

  • 71 70
    Submitted by defense on May 19, 10 at 7:05am

    my hero

  • 73 95
    Submitted by purpleispretty on May 18, 10 at 1:39pm

    Hahaha I love this even if it's fake

  • Submitted by tyler2014 on May 18, 10 at 11:30am

    This is so fake

    • 90 62
      Submitted by Scorpio82 on May 18, 10 at 9:48pm

      No it's not... When you graduate college there are so many graduates that when your row lines up before going on stage you write down the name you want to be called, and they call it when you walk across...this is because you do not get a real diploma at that time.