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(+86): View more from China

Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far

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(210): View more from Texas

OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.

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(630): View more from Illinois

The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....

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(218): View more from Minnesota

Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?

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(310): View more from California

While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.

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