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  • Submitted by icanfly303 on Aug 7, 10 at 8:35pm

    You sir have found a way to convince me into donating blood. Well played

  • Submitted by CreeperMagnet22 on Aug 7, 10 at 9:02pm

    Plus, you know whoever you pick is straight since homosexual people can't donate.

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      Submitted by blueyaa on Aug 7, 10 at 11:25pm

      how has this gotten so many down ratings? this literally made me laugh a lot.

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        Submitted by barfbagbeauty on Aug 8, 10 at 5:45am

        I gave it a thumbs down merely for the fact that homosexuals cannot donate. Several people that want to donate are not allowed based on their lifestyle that is essentially irrelevant.

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          Submitted by doublemint_xo on Aug 8, 10 at 1:16pm

          it is relevant because they are at a higher risk for becoming HIV positive and the blood tests are not always 100% accurate. The slightest trace could severly impact the person who is receiving the blood.

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          Submitted by woodsmd on Aug 13, 10 at 1:22am

          Very relevant. It's a risk factor right up there with recent travel to Africa

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      Submitted by Anonymousssss on Aug 9, 10 at 1:12pm

      homosexual girls and homosexual guy virgins can donate. you're only not able to donate if you're a man who's had sex with a man or woman who's had sex with a man who's had sex with a man.

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    Submitted by CynicalWit on Aug 7, 10 at 8:24pm

    That's the safest sex of all

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    Submitted by ilovebreast on Aug 7, 10 at 10:10pm

    This is great!

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    Submitted by carrot_flowers on Aug 8, 10 at 1:17am

    They don't test on the spot for the HIV! I hope s/he wasn't a first time donor.

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      Submitted by Obviously on Aug 9, 10 at 9:16am

      some places do, but yes, the majority don't.

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    Submitted by hapnsallthetime on Aug 7, 10 at 9:16pm

    @bedtimesockthief...obviously you don't understand this tfln

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 10 at 8:46pm

    Sounds like blue cross blue shield needs to start making their red and blue condoms again. With blood colored lube. No joke, -the original anonymous

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    Submitted by IhateFrance on Aug 7, 10 at 10:59pm

    He brings up a good point

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    Submitted by ntothe3rd on Aug 7, 10 at 8:26pm

    amazing

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    Submitted by bedtimesockthief on Aug 7, 10 at 8:03pm

    dont have sex near the blood or needles.. or you could end up with aids

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    Submitted by enjoy420 on Aug 7, 10 at 10:05pm

    Ya since they tell u that when u give blood.. Tfln is going down hill

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 10 at 8:53am

    Uh no it's because their rate of infection is disproportionate in relation to their numbers

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    Submitted by bedtimesockthief on Aug 7, 10 at 9:31pm

    @happensallthe time - why be so mean :/

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    Submitted by archer79 on Aug 8, 10 at 6:51am

    Awesome. Such a giving mentality makes it like Christmas all year long, now where the hell is the red cross van when you need it?

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    Submitted by nannyny on Aug 7, 10 at 9:29pm

    I was at this blood drive in westchester, ny! Lol.

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    Submitted by ripple68 on Aug 8, 10 at 1:55am

    They can't tell if you have aids that fast dumb ass!

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    Submitted by Smartastic on Aug 7, 10 at 8:35pm

    horrible idea, probably has herpes.

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    Submitted by photorobert on May 15, 12 at 12:48am

    ^WIN

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    Submitted by WTCsn on Aug 8, 10 at 2:01pm

    You don't get your results that fast! \nHIV blood testing is like another blood testing, you have wait at least a week dumb asses. \nAnd um straight people get HIV as well people. \nActually it's likely found in straight women according to the medical research a few years ago.

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    Submitted by faceguy on Aug 7, 10 at 9:52pm

    Spent all night coming up with this one.

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    Submitted by jcdyer94 on Aug 7, 10 at 8:48pm

    best idea ever? or almost, cuz you might faint but w/e

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    Submitted by staticfusion on Aug 7, 10 at 11:17pm

    You are a genius.

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    Submitted by Anonymousssss on Aug 9, 10 at 1:04pm

    you're an idiot. no hiv test is instant, you don't find that shit out for like two weeks.

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    Submitted by hapnsallthetime on Aug 7, 10 at 10:46pm

    sorry lol it's just maybe ya shouldve thought that one out a little more. apologies :-*

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    Submitted by adriancoul on Aug 8, 10 at 2:41am

    I used to think the mods of this site gave a crap about what gets published.. This is lame and fake

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    Submitted by joenphx on Aug 8, 10 at 11:26am

    Straight people have it so easy...

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    Submitted by gimme_emmey on Aug 9, 10 at 4:23am

    This is why I donate! Just kidding. Sex even a day after donating is a bad idea.

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    Submitted by wooowduuude12 on Aug 8, 10 at 2:01am

    Wow... Life has a new meaning!