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  • Submitted by ChemBrat54 on Jul 3, 10 at 11:25am

    'Contrary to popular belief' is the term, if you are stupid enough to need to scrub peanut butter off your balls, don't try to sound smart when letting the whole world know it.

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      Submitted by Anthraxbomb on Jul 3, 10 at 2:39pm

      You phrased that so much more eloquently that I ever could have.

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      Submitted by CaribouMegs on Jul 4, 10 at 12:56am

      It is not the phrase as you know it, but it is grammatically correct. Contrary and contradict have the same roots, so he basically means "despite belief that is to the contrary." Just because it's not the completely cliched phrase that YOU know doesn't mean it's wrong! ;)\n\nTo the OP: ...Go get the dog!!

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    Submitted by thehoodie on Jul 3, 10 at 11:14am

    What the fuck is "contrary belief?"

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    Submitted by clast71 on Jul 3, 10 at 10:35am

    That's what dogs are for.

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    Submitted by feetspace on Jul 3, 10 at 1:23pm

    I love road trip.

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    Submitted by Beaglehead on Jul 3, 10 at 11:07am

    And this is why fat people shouldn't be allowed to have sex

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    Submitted by smurphette on Jul 3, 10 at 10:26am

    You need a better girlfriend.

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    Submitted by Clockwork on Jul 3, 10 at 10:26am

    Whoever said it was? Those bad boys will be greasy for days!

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    Submitted by austinonymouss on Jul 3, 10 at 12:36pm

    I know right

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    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 3, 10 at 11:39pm

    Crunchy or smooth?

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    Submitted by anonanon123 on Jul 3, 10 at 4:49pm

    ChemBrat pretty much nailed it man. I find irony in the fact that this dumbass didn't realize that "contrary" and "popular" are not synonymous, but "contrary" and "despite" most definitely are.

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    Submitted by tumes on Jul 3, 10 at 1:33pm

    While not standard usage, "despite contrary belief" makes perfect sense people.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 10 at 2:49pm

    He said it perfectly fine. Gtfo grammar police

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    Submitted by flaunn on Jul 3, 10 at 12:05pm

    "Get it? 'Cause it's your dog!"

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      Submitted by Patrick on Jul 6, 10 at 3:50am

      "Yeah, yeah, we got it."

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    Submitted by fyizzle on Jul 3, 10 at 10:37am

    Yes well it for those people who don't shower regularly

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    Submitted by jthenailer on Jul 3, 10 at 5:18pm

    what contrary belief supports that?....and flaunn yes! you took the words right out of my mouth!

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    Submitted by chitowngrl on Jul 4, 10 at 8:01am

    @beaglehead- hahaha

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    Submitted by jjscantland on Jul 3, 10 at 4:27pm

    as long as u have a dog it's rlly not that hard. they love the stuff

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    Submitted by TheDude on Jul 4, 10 at 3:53pm

    Duh dipshit. Thats the whole point.

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    Submitted by mda4675 on Jul 5, 10 at 1:51pm

    treat it as shaving cream and you can kill two birds with one stone

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    Submitted by wizdiz on Jul 3, 10 at 10:35am

    Get a dog then it's simple

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    Submitted by nickbro on Jul 5, 10 at 1:05am

    What he didn't tell you is that he put peanut butter on his balls so that his dog would come lick it off.

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    Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jul 3, 10 at 12:02pm

    Bump chicka wamp whammm....

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    Submitted by austinonymouss on Jul 3, 10 at 12:37pm

    Oh contrare

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    Submitted by ccook27 on Jul 4, 10 at 12:47pm

    Why is there peanut butter on your balls???

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    Submitted by IMGr8NU on Jul 3, 10 at 11:28pm

    If she won't eat ur balls without u first having to put peanut butter on them, u need to find a different girlfriend. Take notes on ur expression, as already mentioned by other posters - "contrary to popular belief"