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  • Submitted by The_Jester on Nov 22, 10 at 2:28pm

    Have you seen your labia? Worse.

  • Submitted by dreez on Nov 22, 10 at 3:11pm

    wait, what? he had pubic hair on his penis? you know how girls get lazy and don't shave all the time...goes both ways woman. make me a sandwich.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 10 at 4:05pm

    Sigh. Life is hard for us with shaft hair

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      Submitted by grnltrn5 on Nov 22, 10 at 4:12pm

      So true. So true.

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      Submitted by ttesroD on Nov 23, 10 at 2:03am

      Agreed fellow sufferer...agreed

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      Submitted by a_mayo_packet on Nov 23, 10 at 10:06am

      and us with penises smaller than 4 inches.. dam. as long as its bigger than her finger right

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      Submitted by Akaysha95 on Nov 24, 10 at 2:47pm

      Shave?

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      Submitted by DirtyHarry69 on Nov 25, 10 at 11:40am

      oh yes, so hard......thinking about investing in a electric shaver

  • Submitted by margottenenbaum on Nov 22, 10 at 2:36pm

    My dick pink and big, Your dick stinks like shit, My dick got a caesar doo, Your dick needs a tweezer dude

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      Submitted by Saibot on Nov 22, 10 at 6:55pm

      My dick bigger than a bridge, yo dick look like a lil kids. My dick more mass than the Earth, yo dick half staff -- it needs work.

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      Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Nov 22, 10 at 10:04pm

      My dick big like bull. Your dick won't get pull. My dick plunder Rome. Your dick cry all the way home.

  • Submitted by theBiff on Nov 22, 10 at 5:30pm

    Can't be scientifically impossible because I am looking at mine right now.

  • Submitted by IMe on Nov 22, 10 at 7:21pm

    I don't know man, I'm assuming since it is common knowledge that both men and women have pubic hair, that in this case perhaps there is hair where normally there is not. You know, like farther up the shaft than what the OP is used to

  • Submitted by IMGr8NU on Nov 23, 10 at 10:43am

    I was gonna do hair transplants on my dick, too.... Bad idea I guess?

  • Submitted by carmencita on Nov 22, 10 at 10:53pm

    ...my dick, rumble in the jungle. Your dick got touched by your uncle.

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    Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Nov 22, 10 at 10:54pm

    Settle down. It has been long known that the pubic region is festooned with hair. Surprising on the shaft, maybe, but certainly not shocking. However, one's junk must be well groomed. As a quid pro quo, ladies, a glabrous Yoni is essential.

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    Submitted by Togglebunny on Nov 22, 10 at 11:52pm

    Pretty common. Glad you finally saw a dick. Always beast muff for the the fur factor ;)

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    Submitted by ClevelandSteamer on Nov 22, 10 at 9:24pm

    5th grade health.

  • Submitted by hogfish on Nov 22, 10 at 2:28pm

    Tie him up, get him aroused, then yank them one at a time...

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    Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Dec 11, 10 at 9:21pm

    Does he have hair on his face too? Or in his armpits? I imagine those'd also be new for you. Amateur.

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    Submitted by jennyftb on Nov 22, 10 at 8:11pm

    Way to quote Mickey Avalon.

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    Submitted by bradsabeast on Nov 22, 10 at 4:25pm

    @tsoptsrif so your saying you enjoy fucking mens asses?

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    Submitted by em_ben22 on Nov 22, 10 at 9:27pm

    no no, everyone should keep their shit clean

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    Submitted by NataSept on Nov 23, 10 at 3:05am

    grim news.

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    Submitted by H8torade on Nov 23, 10 at 2:28am

    must be a 13 year old sender

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    Submitted by Reikage_Sanshi on Dec 3, 10 at 3:07am

    Yah learn something new everyday. Unfortunate for others...

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    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Nov 23, 10 at 2:28pm

    maybe... no nevermind, she's dumb

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Nov 22, 10 at 4:34pm

    Like that is a bad thing?

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    Submitted by MaryJanesSnatch on Nov 23, 10 at 5:31am

    Great story.

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    Submitted by mustkillmoewee on Nov 23, 10 at 12:49am

    Dreez your awesome

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    Submitted by oneear on Dec 2, 10 at 6:12pm

    and your vagina gets fuzz in it from your underwear if you get wet before theyre off

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    Submitted by noble_sunny on Nov 26, 10 at 8:29pm

    Growin it just for the ladies >:)

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 10 at 9:50am

    i know that shit it hella gross

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    Submitted by juicycute on Jan 26, 12 at 12:11pm

    In my mind I thought the OP meant a hair growing out of the tip of the penis lol

  • Submitted by margottenenbaum on Nov 22, 10 at 2:35pm

    My dick pink and big \nYour dick stinks like shit \nMy dick got a caesar doo, \nYour dick needs a tweezer dude

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      Submitted by tsoptsrif on Nov 22, 10 at 2:58pm

      My dick only smells like shit because it was in your dads ass.

  • Submitted by rick_scott on Nov 22, 10 at 2:29pm

    Jesus Christ, how far down the shaft are we talking about exactly? Fired.

  • Submitted by canonymous on Nov 22, 10 at 2:36pm

    OMG SCIENTIFICALLY IMPOSSIBLE.SCIENTIFICALLY IMPOSSIBLE AS IN SCIENTIFICALLY IMPOSSIBLE.IMPOSSIBLE.

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      Submitted by anonymous420 on Nov 22, 10 at 7:22pm

      Dude, have you looked down (or, if you're a chick, have you ever seen a penis)? Tons of guys have it. I know, because I've slept with tons of guys, and they all have it.

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        Submitted by said8ED on Nov 22, 10 at 8:35pm

        So....you tally them by weight. Different.

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      Submitted by StanSitwell on Nov 23, 10 at 8:15am

      scientifically impossible to not know that hair grows on the shaft. Maybe she's never seen a dick post puberty before, they do make the whores younger and younger these days

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      Submitted by ttesroD on Nov 23, 10 at 9:30am

      I personally have hair on mine. So I guess I'm scientifically impossible. Fucking idiot.

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        Submitted by full4u on Nov 25, 10 at 6:30am

        dont know if thats the best thing to be proud of.