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  • Submitted by karenina on Jul 21, 10 at 2:08pm

    Don't we all?

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    Submitted by fuzzypurple9 on Jul 21, 10 at 2:12pm

    Trust me, arnica gel. I'm a pole dancer and that bruises you easily.

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      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Sep 5, 13 at 8:15pm

      Arnica is poisonous, so of course it is used in homeopathic medicine. Arnica gel is no more effective than a placebo, so massaging the bruised areas with massage oil is probably more effective.

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    Submitted by bjbetty on Jul 21, 10 at 2:54pm

    I can't turn it down, so I deal with the bruising.

  • 73 59
    Submitted by missbettyb on Jul 21, 10 at 4:48pm

    REAL SHIT, girl after my own heart...

  • 75 63
    Submitted by marsho on Jul 21, 10 at 4:34pm

    Sounds like a personal problem.

  • 68 50
    Submitted by meghannnn on Jul 21, 10 at 2:14pm

    story of my life.

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    Submitted by peytonmanning on Jul 21, 10 at 2:29pm

    Peyton Manning had sex with a dolphin

  • 72 60
    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 22, 10 at 1:21pm

    This is stupid we all don't not dark people

  • 70 61
    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 21, 10 at 4:40pm

    Peyton manning died cuz dumbledore has sex with jesus... What the fuck would a dolphin do??!!! Oh .. Firsty spoiler alert.

    • 55 47
      Submitted by firsty on Jul 21, 10 at 5:32pm

      Well played

  • 64 57
    Submitted by egirl on Jul 21, 10 at 4:34pm

    Haha...I usually bruise the one I'm giving it to!! Grinding action...always with a smile in the the end though.

  • 59 56
    Submitted by i3xxxhot on Jul 21, 10 at 5:37pm

    I feel for you :(

  • 54 48
    Submitted by LittleRed128 on Jul 22, 10 at 10:54am

    I think we all do.

  • 71 82
    Submitted by cocksuck on Jul 21, 10 at 3:15pm

    BRIANNA?!

  • 54 52
    Submitted by blite on Jul 22, 10 at 11:22am

    Maybe u shld hire that engineer student to make u a suit of pillows also

  • 60 64
    Submitted by smartgrrl2 on Jul 21, 10 at 2:31pm

    Honey, you may want to try oil wrestling...plenty of contact with very little bruising. The pole dancin' evolves organically...

  • 53 51
    Submitted by peter3rd on Jul 22, 10 at 1:55am

    Fascinating!!!

  • 58 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 10 at 2:16pm

    Wow

  • 55 57
    Submitted by niceman on Jul 21, 10 at 11:47pm

    Lindsay Lohan, it's JAIL. You will get FUCKED

  • 54 55
    Submitted by whiteknave on Jul 21, 10 at 2:24pm

    Wear pads.

  • 54 56
    Submitted by jetbootsrule on Jul 22, 10 at 2:00am

    try having bruises and bite marks at a family reunion. I love the marks though

  • 51 52
    Submitted by sperman96 on Jul 21, 10 at 4:44pm

    Egirl I want u

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    Submitted by kaaaaaaaaate on Jul 21, 10 at 2:22pm

    iron supplements!

  • 50 52
    Submitted by maykay299 on Jul 22, 10 at 11:26am

    I do too dammit!!!

  • 55 62
    Submitted by tigerpaw on Jul 21, 10 at 7:28pm

    I don't bruise easy and I loooove rough sex, just means I can be even more rough haha fuckerrrsss.

  • 53 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 10 at 5:42pm

    I bruise easily but I like rough sex so I deal wit the bruising it goes away in a few days

  • 55 63
    Submitted by pvgurl16 on Jul 21, 10 at 2:31pm

    Helmet and a mouth guard should work for ya

  • 45 51
    Submitted by kylieeelovesyou on Jul 24, 10 at 3:02am

    ohh, but it's so worth it!

  • 57 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 10 at 3:31pm

    She's prob talking about some hardcore BDSM. Your safe word should be Firsty or pretzers

  • 35 38
    Submitted by courtchronic on Dec 27, 11 at 9:45pm

    I hear that.

  • 54 76
    Submitted by Dumbledore_Died on Jul 21, 10 at 2:23pm

    Spoiler alert: Dumbledore dies.

  • 38 56
    Submitted by thedub08 on Jul 25, 10 at 10:40am

    Your just not committed enough, I'd break up with you.

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    Submitted by wtfwjd on Jul 21, 10 at 3:09pm

    Hmmm...what the fuck would Jesus do in this situation?

  • 43 80
    Submitted by ilovewhores on Jul 22, 10 at 5:24pm

    Keep working @ it. All whores have a training period