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  • Submitted by TheRuleBook on Jul 30, 10 at 5:06pm

    Rule: Girls, just tell your man you want sex. Just come out and say it or we might miss the "signs".

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      Submitted by ohdarlingh on Aug 3, 10 at 8:55am

      yeah i do and my guy still doesn't get it some times ¬¬

  • Submitted by maskedman on Jul 30, 10 at 9:12pm

    Because you can't pronounce happiness without penis.

  • Submitted by Keefcurl on Jul 30, 10 at 4:56pm

    A kiss would have shut him up. Which would have progressed to making out, through to your home base which he can slide into. Bazinga.

  • Submitted by karenina on Jul 30, 10 at 4:14pm

    In the ass?

  • Submitted by niceman on Jul 30, 10 at 8:26pm

    This is what sarah palin thought when she met Obama

  • Submitted by orangefrap on Jul 31, 10 at 1:50am

    Classic sign that someone went to an all-girls high school...

  • Submitted by suredid on Jul 31, 10 at 2:46am

    The reason he talks alot when you want to fuck is because you must be a shitty lay or easy fuck!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 10 at 5:28pm

    Hilarious

  • Submitted by TiCkLe_Me_EmO on Jul 30, 10 at 8:54pm

    @kristiiina I spelled aNaLized this way on purpose. Duh! And my phone will spell it the proper way analyze. Can you not see the way I deliberately spelled aNAL? I think it's pretty clear.

  • Submitted by ATXman on Aug 1, 10 at 4:52am

    @TheRuleBook- best rule yet

  • Submitted by gtfo_asshats on Jul 30, 10 at 4:40pm

    Sounds like a therapist. And a sex-hungry woman or dude who is homosexual.

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    Submitted by heavyweight420 on Jul 31, 10 at 2:13am

    @bestwit you are my hero

  • Submitted by guitar_boy on Jul 31, 10 at 12:11pm

    THEN SHOUT IT FROM THE ROOFTOPS!!!

  • Submitted by BrohammedAli on Jul 30, 10 at 9:48pm

    Oh I get it! It's funny because this person thinks in all caps.

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    Submitted by Blaise on Jul 30, 10 at 9:26pm

    Yessss

  • Submitted by smmexxiicat on Jul 30, 10 at 5:32pm

    Haha have totally been there!

  • Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 31, 10 at 12:44am

    @kristiiina how do you correct someone and then you spell shit wrong? Stupid cuntbitchdumbass. Get real. She was making fun of anal dumbasscunt. Guess you never had any. The Grammar Nazi ain't complaining so STFU!

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      Submitted by Dream_big on Jul 31, 10 at 1:57pm

      shouldn't you be drooling over a justin bieber photo?

  • Submitted by holly6986 on Aug 25, 10 at 12:12am

    Maskedman I think I love u

  • Submitted by ilovewhores on Jul 31, 10 at 3:34pm

    why do people say whore like its a bad thing. what you dumbshits dont like to bone whores. sad VERY sad

  • Submitted by wooowduuude12 on Jul 31, 10 at 1:45am

    Maskedman, I love you for that.

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    Submitted by raymond74 on Aug 2, 10 at 4:48am

    I love you

  • Submitted by BayBelle88 on Jul 31, 10 at 3:03pm

    Totally epic.

  • Submitted by amayakittykitty on Jul 30, 10 at 5:27pm

    they're tripping!

  • Submitted by mikekid567 on Aug 14, 10 at 1:17am

    Funny its usually the othr way around

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    Submitted by assmunch on Aug 23, 10 at 2:14am

    My dick...is small

  • Submitted by ofigot on Aug 4, 10 at 3:17am

    If he's smart enough to do so!

  • Submitted by britney09 on Aug 3, 10 at 8:02am

    Shoulda just unzipped him an put his dick in your mouth. Result? He shuts up an takes the hint!!

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    Submitted by Carpebuko on Sep 22, 11 at 3:05am

    all I'm saying is girls in this area don't think like that.

  • Submitted by Grammer_Nazi on Aug 1, 10 at 4:58am

    @Im_Twelve\nYou are right I was not complaining, but your use of swear words together was improper. Each should have been seperate and the first letter bolded to give the maximum effect of that, Cunt, Whore, Bitch. :D

  • Submitted by cobra8645 on Jul 31, 10 at 12:47am

    Im_twelve\n\nRemember me? Shut up dumbass, some people don't want to swear so they misspell it on purpose. Stop being an idiot

  • Submitted by soccerchiksix on Jul 31, 10 at 12:20am

    Draw him a map. for a successful life, walk away. for a one night stand that will lead to nothing, enter HERE.

  • Submitted by savannahisthesex on Jul 31, 10 at 5:29pm

    story of my life

  • Submitted by leyyna on Jul 31, 10 at 12:22am

    Desperate?

  • Submitted by 897 on Jul 30, 10 at 5:19pm

    In his pants?

  • Submitted by TiCkLe_Me_EmO on Jul 30, 10 at 5:19pm

    Damnnit auto correct. It's a "GoOd" might to be aNaLized!!! Lol

    • Submitted by kristiiina on Jul 30, 10 at 6:06pm

      obviously, auto correct missed your misspelling of "analYzed" so i doesn't work as well as you thought.

  • Submitted by scorn on Apr 13, 11 at 2:39am

    I don't miss these kinda moments I grab them by the ass and fuck them

  • Submitted by austinonymouss on Jul 30, 10 at 11:40pm

    Whore

  • Submitted by legonut4 on Jul 30, 10 at 4:44pm

    And by gross I mean yummy

  • Submitted by haha3 on Jul 31, 10 at 3:41am

    Excellent

  • Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 31, 10 at 1:58am

    @my old nemesis cobra. How's it hanging? Ok now STFU and Kristina is a douche. Ticklemedumb didn't say nothing to her. Stop being old. Nice raggin on you again.

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    Submitted by Carpebuko on Jul 15, 11 at 7:16pm

    Let me get you number baby!

  • Submitted by TiCkLe_Me_EmO on Jul 30, 10 at 5:21pm

    I give up iPhone. "night"! Burning dinner fighting with my iPhone. Now Ima get smacked with my aNaLysis. Good night to be me! He's home!!!! Yeahhhhhhh

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    Submitted by Zoeym on Aug 15, 12 at 8:56pm

    I've totally been there what happened to men?

  • Submitted by TiCkLe_Me_EmO on Jul 30, 10 at 5:17pm

    @4:14 sometimes that's the best place to put it. To hell with just birthdays and anniversaries. I like aNaLysis more than twice a year. ToNiGhT is a hood night for that. Just cause it's fRiDaY!!!!

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    Submitted by MomWTF on Nov 23, 11 at 9:23pm

    My husband would be happy to help you out with that problem

  • Submitted by thohug on Jul 30, 10 at 4:15pm

    First! And this sounds like my wife...

  • Submitted by afineguy on Jul 31, 10 at 11:54am

    SLUT. YOU ARE A SLUT. I FUCKING HATE THIS TEXT WHORE!!!

    • Submitted by bandkid27 on Jul 31, 10 at 1:37pm

      wow dude. double standard?

  • Submitted by Yourhappiness on Jul 30, 10 at 8:11pm

    The only happiness that matters is your happiness

  • Submitted by legonut4 on Jul 30, 10 at 4:39pm

    It's funny because penis' gross

  • Submitted by legonut4 on Jul 30, 10 at 4:42pm

    And by gross I mean yummy

  • Submitted by jaynebabyyy on Jul 30, 10 at 8:47pm

    ughhh! any time you want a conversation they way sex, and anytime you want sex they want conversation! guys area so stupid.. and they saw WERE complicated!

    • Submitted by SoMuchStupidity on Jul 31, 10 at 8:08am

      :-|

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      Submitted by escapedlunatic on Dec 25, 10 at 10:37pm

      they way sex? guys area so stupid? They saw were complicated? I'm just gonna let your intelligence speak for itself

  • Submitted by psychlove on Jul 11, 11 at 2:55am

    My ex never understood that, he denied me sex on Valentine's Day just so we could cuddle. All I could think was "Really? Not even a quickie? Please hand over your man card."