Texts From Last Night · Hende's Favorites

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(925): View more from California

All I want is tacobeell and your body

(1-925): View more from California

that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....

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(303): View more from Colorado

doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea

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(580): View more from Oklahoma

the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.

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(214): View more from Texas

I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.

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(630): View more from Illinois

Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."

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