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  • 125 25
    Submitted by Yeep on Oct 25, 12 at 2:34pm
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    Double penetration, you're doing it wrong.

  • 96 29
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Oct 25, 12 at 7:38pm
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    Hooray for aural sex! But watch out, you could get hearing AIDS.

  • 64 28
    Submitted by porksword on Oct 25, 12 at 5:09pm
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    Otherwise you'll never hear it cumming.

  • 49 25
    Submitted by vanbarbecue on Oct 25, 12 at 3:05pm
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    At least it wasn't the other way around....

  • 43 20
    Submitted by Micholder on Oct 25, 12 at 5:36pm
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    Not the best time for a "Wet Willie"

  • 36 29
    Submitted by hitlerection on Oct 25, 12 at 8:38pm
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    You must have a huge mouth if you were able to say all that while still sucking his dick.

  • 33 29
    Submitted by Binders_of_Women on Oct 25, 12 at 3:05pm
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    He made a promise to God to wait till marriage.

  • 36 36
    Submitted by SadieandKismet on Oct 25, 12 at 4:54pm
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    I would've rather had his dick in my ear, but I'm kinky like that.

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      Submitted by vicious_vamp on Oct 26, 12 at 6:07pm
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      Once you go black you go deaf :-D

  • 25 26
    Submitted by Mactastic on Oct 26, 12 at 1:06am
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    Weird. The last thing I expected to say was "Shit, the chute didn't open."

  • 25 26
    Submitted by plygtr85 on Oct 25, 12 at 10:50pm
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    Jesus. my sister needs not to use tfln. my brother in law just told me about this. the scars....

  • 18 26
    Submitted by SadieandKismet on Oct 28, 12 at 5:09pm
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    @Vamp: Awesome. It took a sec, then I remembered where I heard it. Great one!!

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    Submitted by planbplus on Nov 18, 12 at 9:57pm
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    Lol funny punny @getoffmylawn