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  • Submitted by SadieandKismet on Oct 22, 12 at 3:33pm

    You are, in fact, pretty damn cool.

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Oct 22, 12 at 3:47pm

    MILF!!

    • 36 42
      Submitted by ck24 on Oct 22, 12 at 5:20pm

      Lets get the record strait.... Don't throw out the term MILF until you see this chick. She could look like Michelle Obama (Shudders)....

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    Submitted by Binders_of_Women on Oct 22, 12 at 10:16pm

    I'm glad to see the PTA doing more than just bake sales for fundraising

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    Submitted by gadawgs23 on Oct 22, 12 at 3:52pm

    I'm pretty sure it should feel like the worlds coolest mom.

  • 65 29
    Submitted by Malicius on Oct 22, 12 at 4:28pm

    Gotta keep protien count high for feeding the newborn right?

  • 62 26
    Submitted by Linetrash on Oct 22, 12 at 4:00pm

    Den mother: you're doing it wrong

  • 60 28
    Submitted by jltc on Oct 22, 12 at 4:28pm

    ...because giving blowjobs is immoral? I don't get it.

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    Submitted by cocksmith on Oct 22, 12 at 10:40pm

    As long as you swallowed

  • 58 61
    Submitted by Kenya_99 on Oct 22, 12 at 7:43pm

    Ck24...Michelle Obizy over Cathrine Romney or w/e her name is...lol

  • 38 28
    Submitted by squibkick on Oct 22, 12 at 8:47pm

    Depends who you gave it to.

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    Submitted by sords on Oct 22, 12 at 4:31pm

    You should feel proud!!!

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    Submitted by hogfish on Oct 23, 12 at 7:57am

    Cummy?\nA little sticky with a chance of crust?

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    Submitted by SadieandKismet on Oct 23, 12 at 6:50pm

    @Binders: The PTA is crazy cool now huh?

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    Submitted by soccer360 on Oct 22, 12 at 3:38pm

    So, you're the wife that stops having sex when you get married. What does being a mother have to do with having a sex life?

  • 33 47
    Submitted by SuaSponte2_75th on Oct 22, 12 at 8:47pm

    Idk how does your conscience feel when you collect your welfare checks?

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    Submitted by joshua_valentine on Oct 22, 12 at 4:46pm

    Anyone else suspect that she was blowing her son?

    • 35 38
      Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Oct 22, 12 at 7:08pm

      No, it's just you, Sophocles.

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        Submitted by CA_Avocado on Oct 22, 12 at 11:11pm

        LMFAO!! Nice Oedipus reference.

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          Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Oct 23, 12 at 12:20am

          Thank you. My parents would be appalled knowing that this is what they're getting for all the money they spend on my education. :-)

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            Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Oct 23, 12 at 12:21am

            that would be *spent* on my education.

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      Submitted by CA_Avocado on Oct 23, 12 at 12:13am

      Ew. No. Paging Dr. Freud