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  • 172 105
    Submitted by RiotxBaby on Jun 30, 10 at 2:28pm
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    Your dentist knows you're a whore, hah.

  • 157 109
    Submitted by BlackSheepParty on Jun 30, 10 at 2:44pm
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    there goes your night job...

  • 148 97
    Submitted by anonymouse1 on Jun 30, 10 at 4:44pm
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    Then take it in the ass until you can resume polishing knobs

  • 133 102
    Submitted by Thom on Jun 30, 10 at 2:55pm
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    Well technically she didn't say you couldn't BLOW anything.

    • 127 80
      Submitted by bigman on Jun 30, 10 at 7:02pm
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      if you actually BLOW...\nyour doing it wrong

  • 128 106
    Submitted by arthurlux on Jun 30, 10 at 2:28pm
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    I think she's learned to give that warning from experience.

  • 120 101
    Submitted by laf24 on Jun 30, 10 at 3:32pm
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    should have 'misunderstood' and thought she said EVERYTHING

  • 119 109
    Submitted by orangecrush24 on Jun 30, 10 at 2:31pm
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    sounds like you've earned the title of being the town whore...good job

    • 97 98
      Submitted by arthurlux on Jun 30, 10 at 9:09pm
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      Honestly it was an honor simply being nominated.

  • 108 88
    Submitted by noah13 on Jul 1, 10 at 10:28am
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    Yea.,.. That's a sign that you need to set your priorities differently

  • 109 98
    Submitted by alleykat on Jun 30, 10 at 7:02pm
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    Does tea-bagging qualify as sucking??

  • 105 97
    Submitted by pichu180 on Jun 30, 10 at 8:50pm
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    And the dentist has been your "patient" how many times?

  • 104 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 10 at 8:17pm
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    Wow, OP sounds like a really gross person. Lmao how embarrassing to be such a sad whore

  • 119 129
    Submitted by ImKeithStone on Jun 30, 10 at 4:05pm
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    These Pretzels are making me thirsty!

  • 101 100
    Submitted by daynalareyna on Jun 30, 10 at 9:57pm
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    you are all assuming the op is a girl... what if it was a guy? that would be way funnier I think ;)

  • 99 99
    Submitted by bblloonnddiiee on Jun 30, 10 at 2:48pm
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    What defines a "good blow job"

  • 95 97
    Submitted by ou8one2 on Jul 11, 10 at 4:01am
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    Mayb op had a tooth pulled? U can't suck anything...not even a drink thru a straw or else u can get a dry socket ....so how does that make the op a whore?

  • 93 94
    Submitted by kelligirl83 on Jul 4, 10 at 5:42am
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    Haha I love green lights!!

  • 99 106
    Submitted by kcsc6 on Jun 30, 10 at 2:27pm
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    Hahha!

  • 102 122
    Submitted by hentailover on Jun 30, 10 at 2:58pm
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    NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOEEEEEESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 97 126
    Submitted by imnotkidding on Jun 30, 10 at 2:30pm
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    This is so funny; Im going to pee myself. \nHa... Ha...