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  • Amazing. Absolutely amazing. LOL. I'm an English Major and those are some of my biggest pet peeves. Absolutely fantastic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 10:40am
  • Actually, I'm a journalism major and I know that punctuation marks should always go inside quote marks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 10:42am
  • I am not an english major, however I am a guy that is fucking annoyed with dumb ass girls(or people in general)...I correct them constantly on spelling and grammar....if you can't spell, you cant have my dick inside you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 10:42am
  • "you're" is a contraction. . . as is "herpes"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:01am
  • I'm an English major too. And I think I love you, 919. That was fantastic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 10:47am
  • 11:17....no, hahahah grammer is just plain wrong....its grammar...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:19am
  • It's context dependent, 10:42. Also, some styles require different grammatical structure, like MLA, APA, etc.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 10:49am
  • Thank you. Your/you're errors irk me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 6:41pm
  • 11:09....it is actually spelled "grammar"....not "grammer"...jesus tap dancing christ

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:15am
  • 11:01(1) admit it, you're not a real mexico

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:13am
  • BITCH!!.... No I am actually kidding that was really awesome! Good work!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 10:48pm
  • I'm a grammar Nazi and I'm a double major in history and math. I'm also vp of my fraternity and a student athlete. So fuck you 11:40.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:43am
  • marry me. even if you're a dude

    Submitted by StyrofoamBoots on Apr 1, 11 at 10:05pm
  • "Keep refreshing the screen(,) guys(;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:32am
  • OP, where in the 919 are you located? I'm just curious. From one 919 grammar nazi to another, I salute you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 12:46pm
  • Harumph harumph harumph....hey I didn't get a harumph outta that guy!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:50am
  • The National Enquirer... Wrong... No!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:24am
  • Thank God someone has said something about this. I'm only a sophmore in highschool and this annoys me to no end. I spell out words and punctuate even in text messages. Seriously, how hard is it to move your pinky finger over a key and push that little button. Don't even get me started on the correct use of the word "you." I live in Virginia, and if i hear one more person say "ya'll" and then proceed to argue with me that the correct form is simply "you," I am going to scream!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 10:55pm
  • Yes, I am an English major as well, and I am constantly correcting people's grammar and spelling... major headache/turnoff. It really pisses me off when I find really obvious screwups when workshopping other people's essays. Makes me annoyed and flaccid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 10:53am
  • The (number) yar plan is the number of years it will take to graduate. College is 4 years long but some folks take 5, 6, and even 7 year plan and stretch it out.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:59am
  • No, 10:56 does not win. 10:56 is an idiot. It's "other people's essays."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:08am
  • Another English major who appreciates this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 8:32pm
  • I thoughts that I were a only grammar nazi. You peoples' corrects every thing. Even I: who is from Mexican: learnt english. Its the sham when even whites can not figure it,

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:01am
  • Thank you! Someone finally made that distinction

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 5:07pm
  • want to know what would go great with this pie. some cool wHip. wait...say that again. what? cool wHip? are you trying to say cool whip? yes, cool wHip. say cool. cool. now say whip. wHip. cool whip. cool wHip. you're eating hair.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:55am
  • Giving english lessons over text messaging is pretty lame. true statement, but lame.

    Submitted by dudeyousuck on Oct 16, 10 at 8:17pm
  • greatness exist at the top of this page.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 2:10pm
  • 2.25 You represent what is wrong with the world.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 6:57pm
  • rabble rabble rabble...took our jobs...rabble rabble rabble

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:49am
  • THANK YOU NORTH CAROLINA!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 8:54pm
  • Whoever wrote this. I love you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 2:23pm
  • There is no pain, you are receding A distant ship smoke on the horizon

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 12:32pm
  • Okay, I understand that. But what lazy English department style allows incorrect use of punctuation? Because it's not MLA, APA or AP style.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 10:54am
  • Fucking.classic. :)

    Submitted by hollywood16 on Apr 22, 11 at 12:11am
  • I don't know what a six year plan is but good for him, it sounds productive.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:55am
  • OP, the periods go inside of quotation marks at the end of a sentence. Also, don't begin sentences with "and." If you're going to be a grammar Nazi, be a good one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 4:38pm
  • I love love love this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:08am
  • 12:07, I graduated in four years with a good gpa and partied my ass off. Burbif you'd rather sit around and smoke dope do your damn thing, but don't criticize me for not being lazy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 12:11pm
  • The national enquirer is wrong. Bitch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:23am
  • HAHAHA. Chapel hill NC..represent!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 12:29am
  • yeah, in this age of free texts there is no excuse for not using proper spelling, punctuation and grammar.. except perhaps the sorry state of the education system in some cases.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 3:11am
  • 12:03, I don't like standed motorists; they are usually poor and I don't like the poor. Also, proofread your posts so you don't look like an ass as you attempt to call others out.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 12:07pm
  • I am totally sending this message to my ex hahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 3:10am
  • Your rite, peeple needz to speek's moor goodly in America.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 5:41pm
  • Are we in debate class?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 12:09pm
  • There is nothing wrong with taking a little pride in the English language. However there is perhaps a problem with taking too much pride.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:43am
  • A fucking men!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 8:26pm
  • You may hate grammar nazis, but grammar nazis hate retards like you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 10:13pm
  • Hahahahah this is amazing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 10:54pm
  • Grammer always matters.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 12:34am
  • Nice! Love it. I hate bad grammar and text speak. Good work OP. You're a legend. Your post is great.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 12:06am
  • I'm an Archaeology major, and I really don't give a fuck what your major is. Just laugh at the text and move on.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 12:15pm
  • is this a dick measuring contest? You lose, 2 mm is last place^^^

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 12:13pm
  • Agreed! Grammatical error suck donkey balls

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 9:18pm
  • Wow. Was like three insults in one text. Best use of 160 characters ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 2:10pm
  • 11:13(1) Hookd on fonix werkd fer me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:15am
  • Your examples suck! Take a grammar class asshole!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 1:54pm
  • Hell yeah, 919!! Southerners CAN spell/use proper grammar, thankyouverymuch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 1:13am
  • My friend said he could see me saying this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:55pm
  • To 8:47 and 1:37 They're quotes, not parentheses

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 6:49pm
  • To little man who called her a frigid fucking cunt...expected from the possessor of a needle dick who only knows Mrs. Hand and her four daughters! Shithead!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 7:05pm
  • You people need to get a life!! This is a retarded text used to amuse a retarded audience, thanks for playing!! Now that I know your/you're pisses people off so much, I may just switch them to fuck with you all!!! MWHAHAHAHA

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 1:39pm
  • Who's the grammer freak?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:09am
  • OP, you're the man. Even if you're actually female, you're still the man.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:43am
  • This person is a dick! I get the importance of grammar, but it's a fucking text message, not you mid term...relax man

    Submitted by maverk108 on Feb 15, 12 at 11:40am
  • to 9:33 i think YALL have enough grammar problems in texas, missing one letter for "to" or "too" is a simple mistake. chill out

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 3:18am
  • Just reslised that probably sounded retarded, I'm not from and have never been to the US so I don't get your crazy college shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:56am
  • you're all stupid. the example isn't quoting anything. the QUOTATION MARKS are used correctly. learn some punctuation before you become the stupid asshole that fails at correcting someone. go to he'll. or school.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 10:00pm
  • I teach remedial high school English. I fight this battle every day with my kids who are low-functioning. If the person to whom you are referring is not slow and just effin' stupid, rock on OP.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 9:49pm
  • 1:53....even if we did that we'd still have the same president

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 2:22pm
  • It's about time someone shouted, "I'm mad as hell, and I'm not going to take it any more!" about the incorrect grammar and the butchering of the English language! My pet peeve is saying, "me and blah blah". Blah blah is first, moron! and it's not "me" it's "I". sheesh!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 2:00pm
  • masters in mathematics!!!!!! I bet the ladies go wild when you tell them that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:34am
  • You're examples are great!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 1:28am
  • I fkn hate when people don't understand the dif. Fkn americanized education:/

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 9:32am
  • Omg, so funny! My older sister used to get mad at me all the time for texting "your" instead of "you're" and now it's one of my biggest pet peeves. I love the examples you gave though, hilarious!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 3:46am
  • Makes me proud to be a 919.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 3:49pm
  • You're supposed to put punctuation within the quotation marks, for the record.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 2:49pm
  • And 11:10 - try 'impossible to glean your meaning' if you're trying to correct other people's grammar outside your own ability it looks bad if you fuck up...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:28am
  • People should also know the difference between 'who' and 'whom'

    Submitted by bcbski on Apr 5, 10 at 11:57am
  • I must admit, I'm hung over as hell at around 930 in the morning and this is the best thing I've seen in a while. GO GRAMMAR NAZIS!!!!!

    Submitted by TooHotToTrot330 on May 17, 12 at 12:21pm
  • I say this all the time without the herpes analogy of course. Haha hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 2:42am
  • It's txt'n. Grammer doesn't apply ass fuck!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 12:18am
  • I bet that the ppl bitching are the ppl noboby likesto hangout with. English is probably your only disipline and I would like to see you try math or chemistry.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:40am
  • It's grammar not grammer; spelling also matters.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 1:40am
  • Thank you! Also, it's libRary. Not liberry.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 4:01pm
  • Love how this is connected to stds and sex in some way that's how it should be taught in school kids will learn better -future English teacher

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 1:29am
  • I agree 1:53!! Whole heartedly!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 1:55pm
  • Okay... okay... okay Just a little pinprick There'll be no more aaaaaaaah! But you may feel a little sick Now can you stand up... stand up... stand up? I do believe it's working, good That'll keep you going through the show Come on it's time to go

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 12:35pm
  • I don't know about that, but if he's that involved he's definitely on the 6 year plan for graduating.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:52am
  • Seriously it's not that big of a deal people chill out, and smoke a blunt!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 1:40pm
  • i saw this on youtube a couple days ago

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 1:04pm
  • It's actually y'all

    Submitted by Portcityliving on Jul 9, 11 at 4:13pm
  • Epic fucking win. Kudos to OP.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:46pm
  • The National Enquirer said grammer, so I'm gonna go with that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:21am
  • 11:10(1), your syntax is bleeding. Better put a tampon in that asap.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:12am
  • Also a huge pet peeve of mine. However, now that I started teaching English as a foreign language I'm a little more laid back about it. Native speakers have no excuse, but foreigners taking an English class do.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 8:14am
  • Too many fake tfln with herpes in them. Played that out real quick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 11:22pm
  • You're fantastic!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 5:07pm
  • Gotta love the self-important Grammar Police.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:37am
  • That's (short for that is) harsh. I'm pretty sure, even with poor english, he or she got the message. Good Job.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:57am
  • 11:59, why? Seems odd. Where I'm from we all want to finish school...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 12:02pm
  • As if this is the most talked about post on TFLN. Keep refreshing the screen guys, maybe somebody has something new to say about grammar!!! Fucking pathetic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:31am
  • I am in love with the person who sent this text.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 1:11pm
  • I have a racist friend...she enjoyed this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 9:39pm
  • Good Grammar and Spelling is HOT. 919 for the fucking win.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 12:34pm
  • 10:56, you win. Also, don't grammar police a text. They're all rife with "errors" when it's really just laziness and shorthand.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:02am
  • Awesome. Just awesome.

    Submitted by Rasetsu on May 6, 10 at 11:28pm
  • Awesomely epic.

    Submitted by kpb123 on Feb 7, 11 at 6:44pm
  • 'to' and 'too' really? you cant add that extra o? its a three letter fucking word! i let contractions go cause i live in texas, but if you arent smart enough to distinguish between to and too i will shank your ass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 9:33am
  • the herpes analogy makes it! you are my hero!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 2:52am
  • Wow there's actually smart people in Raleigh! :-)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 2:52am
  • Citizens of the US should have to take an intelligence test in order to vote for our President. Including the correct usage of "Your, You're - Their, There, They're -and To, Too." We might be in a better situation right now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 1:53pm
  • You sir, are and idiot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 2:25pm
  • 12:07 is a little rich bitch. But hey they shit on the "poor" and go home to their cheating wives. I wasn't trying to show anyone up. I hope you have a happy atressful life where your wife and kids hate you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 12:11pm
  • I know 11:43(3) wants to play Dungeons and Dragons after school today. weeeeeee!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:50am
  • From the way the text reads, the period does go on the outside of the parentheses, he's ending his sentence, not the quote...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 1:37pm
  • 2:49 who really gives a shit?!? Grammars a bitch anyways! -Lucky

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 7:30pm
  • The comments are great! Spent 20 mins just reading them ha

    Submitted by psaenz on Dec 24, 11 at 8:46am
  • Some folks have to work to pay for it, and others are just that dumb / have poor priorities.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 12:04pm
  • Actually, the one that gets fucked up most often is there, they're and their.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 9:29am
  • Wow... And so many idiots can't fig"you're" that shit out. EFL...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 6:40am
  • this person is my hero

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 1:26am
  • i hate grammar nazis.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 9:41pm
  • people only bitch about "Grammar Police" when they're the ones realizing they can't spell. Get over it, and pick up a damn book. Thank you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 1:46pm
  • Am I in an online english class, or is this TFLN?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:22am
  • Thank you Raleigh, NC for that lovely grammar lesson.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 10:50am
  • 11:43. And you get how much pussy? Your on ass and who fucking cares about other ppl grammar. Your "trying" to show how some ppl in society are "stupid" but seriously. If you really want to help pull off the road and help a stalled car.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 12:03pm
  • Grammar = proper syntax, punctuation, etc. Grammer = your grandmother, as in: "boy where's yer grammer at" (envision it said by a dumb hick and it makes sense).

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:20am
  • LOVE THIS! way to go!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 10:38pm
  • 11:15= "not a real mexico" funniest shit ever...ahahahahah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:17am
  • Whts an area code???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 7:20pm
  • Did 11:50(1) just make a Blazing Saddles reference? If he did, 11:50 FTW

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 12:14pm
  • Ummm, I'm pretty sure that "like" should be "as".

    Submitted by wimpy713 on Feb 6, 11 at 9:19am
  • Though you made some errors, good point! I hate dumb fucks who have no skills in the grammar and spelling department.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 6:58pm
  • The Enquirer is the best source for accurate information, geez. Amateurs

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:25am
  • And "a lot" is two words like "you make me want to fuck you a lot"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 10:36pm
  • this is fucking funny. i enjoy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 9:01pm
  • Way to go, OP, way to go.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:10am
  • I love it!!! Thank you!!!

    Submitted by maynard on May 28, 10 at 2:40am
  • When I was a child I had a fever My hands felt just like two balloons Now I've got that feeling once again

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 12:33pm
  • I'll need some information first Just the basic facts Now can you show me where it hurts

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 12:31pm
  • I have to admit this is my pet peeve as well... that and the their, their, they're misuse.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 1:44pm
  • 11:55--haha cool wHip they're, their, there---another pet peeve of mine

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 12:56pm
  • I'm an English major, too. But seriously.. let it go. You're all just making yourselves look like asses by trying to outsmart one another. Grow up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:47am
  • ^ above me is ignorant.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 2:41pm
  • 3:36, agreed-- in this case, it definitely makes more sense to have the period outside of the quotation marks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 3:52pm
  • 11:32 you're a raging douche

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:40am
  • Fantastic text. Your/you're is one of my biggest pet peeves. How hard is it to add an apostrophe and an "e"?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 1:34pm
  • This should have ended with "you're not sleeping with me because of your herpes."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 12:16pm
  • I journalism, punctuation always goes inside quotation marks. That's not necessarily the case in other forms of writing. It often depends on context.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 12:07pm
  • I'd fuck anything especially stupid chicks...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 7:42pm
  • feel thy weiner - ftw

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 2:52pm
  • Oh and 910 and 919 are the area codes for where I live!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 7:06pm
  • Thank you. Thank you so much. It's about TIME someone told this. Thank you for making such a great text, and sharing it with TFLN

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 10:43pm
  • I'm just gonna type something to see how many people will correct it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 12:07am
  • 12:07 I know not all people want to rush uni/college, just curious about the plans. I have no stick up my arse, doing postgrad to keep living the life

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 12:12pm
  • It's not that others are dumb/ poor priorities; they are just enjoying their young lives. Not all want to rush school and get a "real" job. Sit back, pull that stick out of your ass and watch the sun rise and set with a fatty in your mouth (not a fat person but a blunt)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 12:07pm
  • I LOVE this one, but I'm pissed off by the fact that most people are assuming it is a guy writing to a girl. GUYS ARE STUPID, TOO! A hell of a lot of people, in general, are stupid lately. The world needs to brush up on grammar and general knowledge.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 8:34pm
  • haha that's amazing. Or thats amazing? Not sure. Just kidding. lol. I'm in college and yesterday my English teacher starting teaching us what apostrophes are. Are you kidding me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 3:27am
  • Ah. Same here I guess. We just don't have a name for it. Cheers

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 12:05pm
  • this may be my favorite text ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:42am
  • periods in texts mean pauses in thought or the end of one idea. grow the fuck up october 8th, whatever the hell time you posted that shitty comment

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 10:05pm
  • hey 10:55, nice try with the grammar tirade, but you spelled "sophomore" wrong.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:34pm
  • As if this is the most talked about posting on TFLN. Keep refreshing the screen guys, maybe somebody else has something to say about grammar... pathetic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:29am
  • The OP is my new hero.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 3:45pm
  • i think the world would be better off with a few less english majors.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 8:12pm
  • whoever you are, you are my hero

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 4:23pm
  • Breathe, breathe in the air Don't be afraid to care Leave, but don't leave me Look around Choose your own ground Long you live and high you fly And smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry And all you touch and all you see Is all your life will ever be

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 12:46pm
  • haha 11:10, douchebaguette

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:29am
  • It's pretty hilarious that we have all learned proper English/grammar since the first grade, and people still get there, their, and they're wrong. Also then and than, also to, two and too. \nOh! I absolutely hate it when people say "I seen you today!" it's I saw you today!

    Submitted by maynard on May 28, 10 at 2:49am
  • Grammar is the standard spelling, but grammer is acceptable.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:17am
  • type faster, that way you'll make more mistakes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 12:12pm
  • How can u even consider OP to be legend?!? What makes u think he wants to sleep with you after that shit? Personally, if you can't text message someone with abbreviations then WTF do we txt for

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 1:48am
  • This made my day. There's still hope for the world!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 10:55pm
  • I love you so much this is freaking hilarious and sooooo true

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 6:15pm
  • Funny but you need to put the periods inside quotations

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 2:12pm
  • Your mom has more to do with my cock, what a co inky dink. Beeeotch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:23am
  • 11:20 I talk like that and I'm working on a masters in mathematics. Hick, yes, dumb, I think not. Asshole.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:32am
  • GrammAr. For fuck's sake!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:25am
  • Fucking frigid cunt.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 11:28am
  • I want to have proper grammar's babies.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 5:08pm
  • iPhone autocorrects when I try to say 'hell' so don't even try to use that you dumb fuck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 10:00pm
  • I'm so glad 919 finally represented with something good. Ty, whoever you are.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 1:02pm
  • 11:49, it's robble robble robble, hamburglar

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:51am
  • who cares, you is spelled you not u but, for time, space and convenience sake it is acceptable. If you can understand it through context and is only used in informal conversation I believe it is perfectly fine.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 12:29pm
  • ewe all our to silly. you're mothers wood bee a shamed too here that your all more aliiterate then uh few nites in a dual.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 6:02pm
  • 2:49, the British only put punctuation within quotes if it was part of the thing being quoted. I think it makes more sense that way, and apparently the OP does too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 3:36pm
  • Yes! I can't stand it when people don't know how to use such a simple part of the English language. Go back to school or stop talking to me. YOUR choice!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 1:42pm
  • When I was a child I caught a fleeting glimpse Out of the corner of my eye I turned to look but it was gone I cannot put my finger on it now

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 12:37pm
  • This is awesome, my boyfriend is a 24-year-old grammatical moron. I sent him this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 12:40pm
  • I'm 12 and what is this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 12:48am
  • It’s funny how all an English major translates to is a low paying job & a lifetime of acting condescending & cynical to the rest of the world.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 2:25pm
  • 10 55 . Y'all is a conjunction for you all. Grammar fail. // get called out.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:29pm
  • Hello... hello... hello Is there anybody in there Just nod if you can hear me Is there anyone at home

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 12:30pm
  • You may wish to exercise proper punctuation when you go off on someone for their grammar. The period goes within the parentheses, as in "you're not correct."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 8:47am
  • So is this write? "I'm going to walk the dog around the neighborhood. I'll be back around the time some diner is ready."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:33am
  • hahah i love how all the grammar nazis are correcting eachother.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 4:59pm
  • This is ridiculous. Everyone needs to kindly shut the fuck up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 6:35am
  • One word: AWESOME!!!!! -Dropwar

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 5:18pm
  • fuckity fuckity fuck fuck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:59pm
  • this girl is a super bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 9:26pm
  • English majors unite!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 3:38am
  • Facebook status? Check. Done. Awesome. Love you, OP.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 2:20am
  • The fact is, just as people sometimes judge each other by their appearances in face-to-face interactions, people sometimes judge each other by their use of language (face-to-face or otherwise). I do both, and think the OP kicks butt.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 10:43pm
  • 12:46 (2) you are probably the coolest person ever for posting random floyd lyrics...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 1:03pm
  • and a pretty good indicator of your personality, preaching on TFLN^^^

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:07am
  • Your not kidding! You're English is excellent!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 12:42pm
  • * but if, not burbif

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 12:12pm
  • marry me! i sent my ex a text that said "if you want YOUR dick in me again, YOU'RE going to have to learn what a fucking contraction is."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 8:32pm
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