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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 10:40am

    Amazing. Absolutely amazing. LOL. I'm an English Major and those are some of my biggest pet peeves. Absolutely fantastic.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 10:42am

    Actually, I'm a journalism major and I know that punctuation marks should always go inside quote marks.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 10:42am

    I am not an english major, however I am a guy that is fucking annoyed with dumb ass girls(or people in general)...I correct them constantly on spelling and grammar....if you can't spell, you cant have my dick inside you

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:01am

    "you're" is a contraction. . . as is "herpes"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 10:47am

    I'm an English major too. And I think I love you, 919. That was fantastic.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:19am

    11:17....no, hahahah grammer is just plain wrong....its grammar...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 10:49am

    It's context dependent, 10:42. Also, some styles require different grammatical structure, like MLA, APA, etc.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:15am

    11:09....it is actually spelled "grammar"....not "grammer"...jesus tap dancing christ

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 10:48pm

    BITCH!!.... No I am actually kidding that was really awesome! Good work!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 10:53am

    Yes, I am an English major as well, and I am constantly correcting people's grammar and spelling... major headache/turnoff. It really pisses me off when I find really obvious screwups when workshopping other people's essays. Makes me annoyed and flaccid.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 12:46pm

    OP, where in the 919 are you located? I'm just curious. From one 919 grammar nazi to another, I salute you.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 9:49pm

    I teach remedial high school English. I fight this battle every day with my kids who are low-functioning. If the person to whom you are referring is not slow and just effin' stupid, rock on OP.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:32am

    "Keep refreshing the screen(,) guys(;)

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 12:07pm

    12:03, I don't like standed motorists; they are usually poor and I don't like the poor. Also, proofread your posts so you don't look like an ass as you attempt to call others out.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:08am

    No, 10:56 does not win. 10:56 is an idiot. It's "other people's essays."

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:43am

    I'm a grammar Nazi and I'm a double major in history and math. I'm also vp of my fraternity and a student athlete. So fuck you 11:40.

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    Submitted by StyrofoamBoots on Apr 1, 11 at 10:05pm

    marry me. even if you're a dude

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:13am

    11:01(1) admit it, you're not a real mexico

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:55am

    want to know what would go great with this pie. some cool wHip. wait...say that again. what? cool wHip? are you trying to say cool whip? yes, cool wHip. say cool. cool. now say whip. wHip. cool whip. cool wHip. you're eating hair.

  • 83 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:23am

    The national enquirer is wrong. Bitch.

  • 86 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 1:54pm

    Your examples suck! Take a grammar class asshole!

  • 78 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:59am

    The (number) yar plan is the number of years it will take to graduate. College is 4 years long but some folks take 5, 6, and even 7 year plan and stretch it out.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:24am

    The National Enquirer... Wrong... No!!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:01am

    I thoughts that I were a only grammar nazi. You peoples' corrects every thing. Even I: who is from Mexican: learnt english. Its the sham when even whites can not figure it,

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 2:23pm

    Whoever wrote this. I love you.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 1:55pm

    I agree 1:53!! Whole heartedly!

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    Submitted by dudeyousuck on Oct 16, 10 at 8:17pm

    Giving english lessons over text messaging is pretty lame. true statement, but lame.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 12:11pm

    12:07, I graduated in four years with a good gpa and partied my ass off. Burbif you'd rather sit around and smoke dope do your damn thing, but don't criticize me for not being lazy.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:20am

    Grammar = proper syntax, punctuation, etc. Grammer = your grandmother, as in: "boy where's yer grammer at" (envision it said by a dumb hick and it makes sense).

  • 61 56
    Submitted by hollywood16 on Apr 22, 11 at 12:11am

    Fucking.classic. :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 6:41pm

    Thank you. Your/you're errors irk me.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:50am

    Harumph harumph harumph....hey I didn't get a harumph outta that guy!

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    Submitted by kpb123 on Feb 7, 11 at 6:44pm

    Awesomely epic.

  • 80 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:46pm

    Epic fucking win. Kudos to OP.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 2:00pm

    It's about time someone shouted, "I'm mad as hell, and I'm not going to take it any more!" about the incorrect grammar and the butchering of the English language! My pet peeve is saying, "me and blah blah". Blah blah is first, moron! and it's not "me" it's "I". sheesh!

  • 78 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:56am

    Just reslised that probably sounded retarded, I'm not from and have never been to the US so I don't get your crazy college shit.

  • 78 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:09am

    Who's the grammer freak?

  • 70 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 4:01pm

    Thank you! Also, it's libRary. Not liberry.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 7:05pm

    To little man who called her a frigid fucking cunt...expected from the possessor of a needle dick who only knows Mrs. Hand and her four daughters! Shithead!!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:49am

    rabble rabble rabble...took our jobs...rabble rabble rabble

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      Submitted by hazmat0x0 on Jul 16, 10 at 3:57am

      hahahahahahaha-- love whoever posted this.

  • 75 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 5:07pm

    Thank you! Someone finally made that distinction

  • 71 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 4:23pm

    whoever you are, you are my hero

  • 67 79
    Submitted by maynard on May 28, 10 at 2:40am

    I love it!!! Thank you!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 1:39pm

    You people need to get a life!! This is a retarded text used to amuse a retarded audience, thanks for playing!! Now that I know your/you're pisses people off so much, I may just switch them to fuck with you all!!! MWHAHAHAHA

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 2:10pm

    greatness exist at the top of this page.

  • 76 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 10:38pm

    LOVE THIS! way to go!

  • 76 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 8:54pm

    THANK YOU NORTH CAROLINA!

  • 70 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 10:00pm

    you're all stupid. the example isn't quoting anything. the QUOTATION MARKS are used correctly. learn some punctuation before you become the stupid asshole that fails at correcting someone. go to he'll. or school.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 1:28am

    You're examples are great!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 3:49pm

    Makes me proud to be a 919.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:15am

    11:13(1) Hookd on fonix werkd fer me

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 10:54am

    Okay, I understand that. But what lazy English department style allows incorrect use of punctuation? Because it's not MLA, APA or AP style.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 8:14am

    Also a huge pet peeve of mine. However, now that I started teaching English as a foreign language I'm a little more laid back about it. Native speakers have no excuse, but foreigners taking an English class do.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 12:15pm

    I'm an Archaeology major, and I really don't give a fuck what your major is. Just laugh at the text and move on.

  • 53 56
    Submitted by psaenz on Dec 24, 11 at 8:46am

    The comments are great! Spent 20 mins just reading them ha

  • 66 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 12:32pm

    There is no pain, you are receding A distant ship smoke on the horizon

  • 64 80
    Submitted by bcbski on Apr 5, 10 at 11:57am

    People should also know the difference between 'who' and 'whom'

  • 73 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 4:38pm

    OP, the periods go inside of quotation marks at the end of a sentence. Also, don't begin sentences with "and." If you're going to be a grammar Nazi, be a good one.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 1:04pm

    i saw this on youtube a couple days ago

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 2:22pm

    1:53....even if we did that we'd still have the same president

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:55pm

    My friend said he could see me saying this.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 2:10pm

    Wow. Was like three insults in one text. Best use of 160 characters ever.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:17am

    11:15= "not a real mexico" funniest shit ever...ahahahahah

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 11:22pm

    Too many fake tfln with herpes in them. Played that out real quick.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 6:40am

    Wow... And so many idiots can't fig"you're" that shit out. EFL...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:43am

    OP, you're the man. Even if you're actually female, you're still the man.

  • 63 82
    Submitted by wimpy713 on Feb 6, 11 at 9:19am

    Ummm, I'm pretty sure that "like" should be "as".

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 6:49pm

    To 8:47 and 1:37 They're quotes, not parentheses

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 1:13am

    Hell yeah, 919!! Southerners CAN spell/use proper grammar, thankyouverymuch.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:55am

    I don't know what a six year plan is but good for him, it sounds productive.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 12:29am

    HAHAHA. Chapel hill NC..represent!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 12:18am

    It's txt'n. Grammer doesn't apply ass fuck!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 10:55pm

    Thank God someone has said something about this. I'm only a sophmore in highschool and this annoys me to no end. I spell out words and punctuate even in text messages. Seriously, how hard is it to move your pinky finger over a key and push that little button. Don't even get me started on the correct use of the word "you." I live in Virginia, and if i hear one more person say "ya'll" and then proceed to argue with me that the correct form is simply "you," I am going to scream!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:22am

    Am I in an online english class, or is this TFLN?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:42am

    this may be my favorite text ever.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 9:32am

    I fkn hate when people don't understand the dif. Fkn americanized education:/

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 8:32pm

    Another English major who appreciates this.

  • 69 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 5:41pm

    Your rite, peeple needz to speek's moor goodly in America.

  • 61 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 10:00pm

    iPhone autocorrects when I try to say 'hell' so don't even try to use that you dumb fuck

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 1:46pm

    people only bitch about "Grammar Police" when they're the ones realizing they can't spell. Get over it, and pick up a damn book. Thank you.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 12:02pm

    11:59, why? Seems odd. Where I'm from we all want to finish school...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:23am

    Your mom has more to do with my cock, what a co inky dink. Beeeotch

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 2:41pm

    ^ above me is ignorant.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 12:09pm

    Are we in debate class?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 10:13pm

    You may hate grammar nazis, but grammar nazis hate retards like you.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 7:42pm

    I'd fuck anything especially stupid chicks...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 12:14pm

    Did 11:50(1) just make a Blazing Saddles reference? If he did, 11:50 FTW

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:31am

    As if this is the most talked about post on TFLN. Keep refreshing the screen guys, maybe somebody has something new to say about grammar!!! Fucking pathetic.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:08am

    I love love love this.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 6:58pm

    Though you made some errors, good point! I hate dumb fucks who have no skills in the grammar and spelling department.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 2:52am

    the herpes analogy makes it! you are my hero!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 3:10am

    I am totally sending this message to my ex hahahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 1:40am

    It's grammar not grammer; spelling also matters.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 2:49pm

    You're supposed to put punctuation within the quotation marks, for the record.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 12:56pm

    11:55--haha cool wHip they're, their, there---another pet peeve of mine

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 12:35pm

    Okay... okay... okay Just a little pinprick There'll be no more aaaaaaaah! But you may feel a little sick Now can you stand up... stand up... stand up? I do believe it's working, good That'll keep you going through the show Come on it's time to go

  • 65 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 12:13pm

    is this a dick measuring contest? You lose, 2 mm is last place^^^

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:51am

    11:49, it's robble robble robble, hamburglar

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:34am

    masters in mathematics!!!!!! I bet the ladies go wild when you tell them that.

  • 48 63
    Submitted by maverk108 on Feb 15, 12 at 11:40am

    This person is a dick! I get the importance of grammar, but it's a fucking text message, not you mid term...relax man

  • 45 57
    Submitted by Portcityliving on Jul 9, 11 at 4:13pm

    It's actually y'all

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 12:31pm

    I'll need some information first Just the basic facts Now can you show me where it hurts

  • 64 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 10:55pm

    This made my day. There's still hope for the world!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 5:07pm

    You're fantastic!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 3:45pm

    The OP is my new hero.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 1:34pm

    Fantastic text. Your/you're is one of my biggest pet peeves. How hard is it to add an apostrophe and an "e"?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:43am

    There is nothing wrong with taking a little pride in the English language. However there is perhaps a problem with taking too much pride.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:32am

    11:20 I talk like that and I'm working on a masters in mathematics. Hick, yes, dumb, I think not. Asshole.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 12:06am

    Nice! Love it. I hate bad grammar and text speak. Good work OP. You're a legend. Your post is great.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 2:25pm

    You sir, are and idiot.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:57am

    That's (short for that is) harsh. I'm pretty sure, even with poor english, he or she got the message. Good Job.

  • 63 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 10:05pm

    periods in texts mean pauses in thought or the end of one idea. grow the fuck up october 8th, whatever the hell time you posted that shitty comment

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 12:11pm

    12:07 is a little rich bitch. But hey they shit on the "poor" and go home to their cheating wives. I wasn't trying to show anyone up. I hope you have a happy atressful life where your wife and kids hate you.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 1:53pm

    Citizens of the US should have to take an intelligence test in order to vote for our President. Including the correct usage of "Your, You're - Their, There, They're -and To, Too." We might be in a better situation right now.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:02am

    10:56, you win. Also, don't grammar police a text. They're all rife with "errors" when it's really just laziness and shorthand.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 12:04pm

    Some folks have to work to pay for it, and others are just that dumb / have poor priorities.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 3:18am

    to 9:33 i think YALL have enough grammar problems in texas, missing one letter for "to" or "too" is a simple mistake. chill out

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 12:34am

    Grammer always matters.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 2:12pm

    Funny but you need to put the periods inside quotations

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 12:33pm

    When I was a child I had a fever My hands felt just like two balloons Now I've got that feeling once again

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 3:46am

    Omg, so funny! My older sister used to get mad at me all the time for texting "your" instead of "you're" and now it's one of my biggest pet peeves. I love the examples you gave though, hilarious!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 2:42am

    I say this all the time without the herpes analogy of course. Haha hilarious.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 1:11pm

    I am in love with the person who sent this text.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 7:30pm

    2:49 who really gives a shit?!? Grammars a bitch anyways! -Lucky

  • 56 89
    Submitted by Rasetsu on May 6, 10 at 11:28pm

    Awesome. Just awesome.

  • 60 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 10:36pm

    And "a lot" is two words like "you make me want to fuck you a lot"

  • 57 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 10:43pm

    Thank you. Thank you so much. It's about TIME someone told this. Thank you for making such a great text, and sharing it with TFLN

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 12:16pm

    This should have ended with "you're not sleeping with me because of your herpes."

  • 60 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 3:11am

    yeah, in this age of free texts there is no excuse for not using proper spelling, punctuation and grammar.. except perhaps the sorry state of the education system in some cases.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:25am

    The Enquirer is the best source for accurate information, geez. Amateurs

  • 60 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:21am

    The National Enquirer said grammer, so I'm gonna go with that

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:12am

    11:10(1), your syntax is bleeding. Better put a tampon in that asap.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 10:50am

    Thank you Raleigh, NC for that lovely grammar lesson.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 7:06pm

    Oh and 910 and 919 are the area codes for where I live!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 10:54pm

    Hahahahah this is amazing

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:50am

    I know 11:43(3) wants to play Dungeons and Dragons after school today. weeeeeee!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:25am

    GrammAr. For fuck's sake!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 8:12pm

    i think the world would be better off with a few less english majors.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 12:37pm

    When I was a child I caught a fleeting glimpse Out of the corner of my eye I turned to look but it was gone I cannot put my finger on it now

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:40am

    I bet that the ppl bitching are the ppl noboby likesto hangout with. English is probably your only disipline and I would like to see you try math or chemistry.

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    Submitted by TooHotToTrot330 on May 17, 12 at 12:21pm

    I must admit, I'm hung over as hell at around 930 in the morning and this is the best thing I've seen in a while. GO GRAMMAR NAZIS!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 11:28am

    Fucking frigid cunt.

  • 57 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 12:46pm

    Breathe, breathe in the air Don't be afraid to care Leave, but don't leave me Look around Choose your own ground Long you live and high you fly And smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry And all you touch and all you see Is all your life will ever be

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 9:01pm

    this is fucking funny. i enjoy.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 12:40pm

    This is awesome, my boyfriend is a 24-year-old grammatical moron. I sent him this.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 8:26pm

    A fucking men!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 12:07pm

    I journalism, punctuation always goes inside quotation marks. That's not necessarily the case in other forms of writing. It often depends on context.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 9:39pm

    I have a racist friend...she enjoyed this

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 3:52pm

    3:36, agreed-- in this case, it definitely makes more sense to have the period outside of the quotation marks.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:28am

    And 11:10 - try 'impossible to glean your meaning' if you're trying to correct other people's grammar outside your own ability it looks bad if you fuck up...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 8:47am

    You may wish to exercise proper punctuation when you go off on someone for their grammar. The period goes within the parentheses, as in "you're not correct."

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 9:33am

    'to' and 'too' really? you cant add that extra o? its a three letter fucking word! i let contractions go cause i live in texas, but if you arent smart enough to distinguish between to and too i will shank your ass.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 9:29am

    Actually, the one that gets fucked up most often is there, they're and their.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:29pm

    10 55 . Y'all is a conjunction for you all. Grammar fail. // get called out.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 4:59pm

    hahah i love how all the grammar nazis are correcting eachother.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:37am

    Gotta love the self-important Grammar Police.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 1:37pm

    From the way the text reads, the period does go on the outside of the parentheses, he's ending his sentence, not the quote...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 6:15pm

    I love you so much this is freaking hilarious and sooooo true

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 12:12pm

    12:07 I know not all people want to rush uni/college, just curious about the plans. I have no stick up my arse, doing postgrad to keep living the life

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 12:12pm

    type faster, that way you'll make more mistakes

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 9:18pm

    Agreed! Grammatical error suck donkey balls

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 1:02pm

    I'm so glad 919 finally represented with something good. Ty, whoever you are.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:33am

    So is this write? "I'm going to walk the dog around the neighborhood. I'll be back around the time some diner is ready."

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 12:30pm

    Hello... hello... hello Is there anybody in there Just nod if you can hear me Is there anyone at home

  • 53 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 5:18pm

    One word: AWESOME!!!!! -Dropwar

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 6:57pm

    2.25 You represent what is wrong with the world.

  • 53 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 2:52pm

    feel thy weiner - ftw

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    Submitted by maynard on May 28, 10 at 2:49am

    It's pretty hilarious that we have all learned proper English/grammar since the first grade, and people still get there, their, and they're wrong. Also then and than, also to, two and too. \nOh! I absolutely hate it when people say "I seen you today!" it's I saw you today!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 12:34pm

    Good Grammar and Spelling is HOT. 919 for the fucking win.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 12:07am

    I'm just gonna type something to see how many people will correct it.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 1:44pm

    I have to admit this is my pet peeve as well... that and the their, their, they're misuse.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 1:42pm

    Yes! I can't stand it when people don't know how to use such a simple part of the English language. Go back to school or stop talking to me. YOUR choice!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:40am

    11:32 you're a raging douche

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:29am

    haha 11:10, douchebaguette

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 1:40pm

    Seriously it's not that big of a deal people chill out, and smoke a blunt!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 2:52am

    Wow there's actually smart people in Raleigh! :-)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 12:07pm

    It's not that others are dumb/ poor priorities; they are just enjoying their young lives. Not all want to rush school and get a "real" job. Sit back, pull that stick out of your ass and watch the sun rise and set with a fatty in your mouth (not a fat person but a blunt)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 12:05pm

    Ah. Same here I guess. We just don't have a name for it. Cheers

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:10am

    Way to go, OP, way to go.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 1:29am

    Love how this is connected to stds and sex in some way that's how it should be taught in school kids will learn better -future English teacher

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 3:36pm

    2:49, the British only put punctuation within quotes if it was part of the thing being quoted. I think it makes more sense that way, and apparently the OP does too.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 3:38am

    English majors unite!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 1:03pm

    12:46 (2) you are probably the coolest person ever for posting random floyd lyrics...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:52am

    I don't know about that, but if he's that involved he's definitely on the 6 year plan for graduating.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 12:48am

    I'm 12 and what is this

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 1:48am

    How can u even consider OP to be legend?!? What makes u think he wants to sleep with you after that shit? Personally, if you can't text message someone with abbreviations then WTF do we txt for

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 9:26pm

    this girl is a super bitch

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 5:08pm

    I want to have proper grammar's babies.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 12:03pm

    11:43. And you get how much pussy? Your on ass and who fucking cares about other ppl grammar. Your "trying" to show how some ppl in society are "stupid" but seriously. If you really want to help pull off the road and help a stalled car.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 3:27am

    haha that's amazing. Or thats amazing? Not sure. Just kidding. lol. I'm in college and yesterday my English teacher starting teaching us what apostrophes are. Are you kidding me.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 7:20pm

    Whts an area code???

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 12:29pm

    who cares, you is spelled you not u but, for time, space and convenience sake it is acceptable. If you can understand it through context and is only used in informal conversation I believe it is perfectly fine.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 10:43pm

    The fact is, just as people sometimes judge each other by their appearances in face-to-face interactions, people sometimes judge each other by their use of language (face-to-face or otherwise). I do both, and think the OP kicks butt.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 2:20am

    Facebook status? Check. Done. Awesome. Love you, OP.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:29am

    As if this is the most talked about posting on TFLN. Keep refreshing the screen guys, maybe somebody else has something to say about grammar... pathetic.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:07am

    and a pretty good indicator of your personality, preaching on TFLN^^^

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 1:26am

    this person is my hero

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 8:34pm

    I LOVE this one, but I'm pissed off by the fact that most people are assuming it is a guy writing to a girl. GUYS ARE STUPID, TOO! A hell of a lot of people, in general, are stupid lately. The world needs to brush up on grammar and general knowledge.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 6:35am

    This is ridiculous. Everyone needs to kindly shut the fuck up.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:34pm

    hey 10:55, nice try with the grammar tirade, but you spelled "sophomore" wrong.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 6:02pm

    ewe all our to silly. you're mothers wood bee a shamed too here that your all more aliiterate then uh few nites in a dual.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 12:42pm

    Your not kidding! You're English is excellent!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:59pm

    fuckity fuckity fuck fuck

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:17am

    Grammar is the standard spelling, but grammer is acceptable.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 8:32pm

    marry me! i sent my ex a text that said "if you want YOUR dick in me again, YOU'RE going to have to learn what a fucking contraction is."

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 9:41pm

    i hate grammar nazis.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 2:25pm

    It’s funny how all an English major translates to is a low paying job & a lifetime of acting condescending & cynical to the rest of the world.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 12:12pm

    * but if, not burbif

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:47am

    I'm an English major, too. But seriously.. let it go. You're all just making yourselves look like asses by trying to outsmart one another. Grow up.