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(240): View more from Maryland

I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me

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(440): View more from Ohio

Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.

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(248): View more from Michigan

They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.

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(706): View more from Georgia

He could stay over, if you'd just ask.

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Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"

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(310): View more from California

What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.

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(931): View more from Tennessee

Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.

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(540): View more from Virginia

I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.

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