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  • 82 45
    Submitted by dmoney1234 on Jan 10, 13 at 3:16pm

    They're shooting a porn.

  • 65 44
    Submitted by okieraider71 on Jan 11, 13 at 8:30am

    Have the dog chase the cop away. The chick and the pizza are mine. Bring them up to me--I'm in your sisters bedroom. With your mom.

  • 64 50
    Submitted by icepick23 on Jan 10, 13 at 3:25pm

    Okay, so this hot girl orders a pizza, takes off her top in order to avoid having to pay for it. While the pizza guy is standing in the doorway thinking, "wow, this is fucking awesome," the girl's dog ran out of the door and she instinctively gave chase

  • 58 42
    Submitted by EvilDucky on Jan 16, 13 at 7:37am

    Okay. So what's the punch line?

  • 53 43
    Submitted by kcs99 on Jan 11, 13 at 12:46am

    Carry on,