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  • 136 57
    Submitted by woopigsooie on Feb 9, 12 at 7:02pm
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    here's to the stork who brings the good babies, the crow that brings the bad babies, and the swallow who brings no babies at all

  • 80 38
    Submitted by WesPip on Feb 9, 12 at 6:58pm
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    Engorge his emu? Bang his budgie? Rile up his robin? Gaze at his goose? Drain his duckie? Oral his owl? Slurp his swan then swallow his...swallow?

    • 30 32
      Submitted by nunubeest on Feb 9, 12 at 8:01pm
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      emus have been known to screw people

  • 75 35
    Submitted by Psychonextdoor on Feb 9, 12 at 7:16pm
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    Don't you know about the bird?

  • 58 35
    Submitted by wxmanify on Feb 9, 12 at 8:57pm
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    So TAKE these broken wiiinngs, and learn to fuck again, learn to love so freee.

  • 45 31
    Submitted by somebody_020202 on Feb 9, 12 at 11:54pm
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    As a woman I can't attest to the occasional delight of dominance.

  • 50 43
    Submitted by AtlantisXX on Feb 9, 12 at 6:45pm
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    That's classic, bashful guy, girl feels superior, then wants him...

  • 44 38
    Submitted by dmoney1234 on Feb 9, 12 at 10:19pm
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    Everybody knows that the bird is the word!

  • 46 44
    Submitted by woopigsooie on Feb 9, 12 at 6:37pm
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    gonna choke his chicken? pickle his pigeon? tongue his turkey?

  • 38 32
    Submitted by W_T_F on Feb 9, 12 at 9:06pm
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    BBILF!!!!

  • 40 37
    Submitted by yumyum05 on Feb 9, 12 at 5:10pm
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    nothing like a good ole fashioned bird f*@! lol...weirdo

  • 41 40
    Submitted by IAmWhiteBoy on Feb 10, 12 at 2:06am
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    I've got two broken wings. Pull rank?

  • 38 35
    Submitted by herpaderpin on Feb 10, 12 at 6:11am
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    Shots fired

  • 38 37
    Submitted by BrosambaBinLaden on Feb 10, 12 at 3:09am
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    Hahahahaha WestPip.

  • 44 52
    Submitted by nunubeest on Feb 9, 12 at 9:10pm
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    as harry Potter famously said "I'm a stick my fuckin dick in the owl"

  • 28 29
    Submitted by getoutofhere on Feb 10, 12 at 11:25am
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    Looks like the fake cast worked again!

  • 28 50
    Submitted by haynay23 on Feb 9, 12 at 10:40pm
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    Amazing...god bless TFLN!!!