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  • 54 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 12:36am
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    LMAO : you should record him and ask for a raise

  • 54 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 11:04pm
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    Don't look for a new job imagine all the other interesting texts you would be missing out on

  • 59 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 7:32pm
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    This is awesome! It'd be better if "I love makin' poop" was in the tune of "I Love Rock n' Roll."

    • 29 29
      Submitted by NerdyVE on Feb 8, 11 at 10:49pm
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      I was just thinking that!\n\nI love making poop!\ndropped another deuce\nin the crapper baby!

  • 51 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 5:25pm
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    i love making poop tooooo!!

  • 50 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 5:53pm
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    why not tell him how much you love making poop too.. brown nosing in such an ironic way.

  • 51 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 12:21pm
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    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAIL!!1 JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJOBFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAIL!!!

  • 47 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 9:00am
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    8:59 here again...sorry 12:36, I swear I wasn't copying your idea...I just scrolled to the end to post mine before reading all of them. Guess I better take the time to read all next time.

  • 56 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 8:16pm
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    It's like you work at Dunder Mifflin...

  • 45 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 6:55pm
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    ahaha i cant tell if this is a good night or a bad one

  • 37 29
    Submitted by kickit1 on Aug 26, 10 at 11:34pm
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    There is so much fucking win going on here.

  • 43 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 5:19pm
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    Time to start looking for a new job ...

  • 41 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 12:51pm
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    look up Make Poop by Mr. Safety on YouTube and email it to him

  • 42 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 9:12pm
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    That's incredibly awesome.

  • 43 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 8:13pm
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    i think i just fell in love..

  • 42 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 4:32pm
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    Wow 4:28, your an idiot. Texter that's one od the most hilarious things I've heard all day, thanks!

  • 40 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 8:05pm
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    This could easily be on FML. I really hope you're in the position to look for a new job.

  • 37 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 8:59am
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    Start following him in there with a digital voice recorder...then black mail him for a promotion and big fat raise.

  • 37 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 4:39am
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    Hands down the BEST text I've ever read