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  • 86 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 7:31am

    Who is this tool? Try Facebook nimrod. It's not sexual unless you get off on Farm-based activites. Anyway. Truffles are better than bacon. MUSHROOOOOOM tip.

  • 80 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 7:02am

    BACON IS GOOD FOR ME

  • 67 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 12:56pm

    Oh I get it, because bacon is made from pigs but farmville doesn't allow slaughtering animals. -Tommy

  • 76 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 10:41am

    Because pigs hunt truffles IRL? Why can't you kill the cow when you want to? Because if farmville had realistic things like this, it would be WAY too much fun, to watch the chicken REALLY run around without his head on :]

  • 71 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 7:31pm

    OMG! Hahahaaha! So funny!

  • 72 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 8:37am

    yeah and I totally expected ivory from the baby elephants too....

  • 61 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 11:47am

    farmville will be the end of america. trust.

  • 74 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 3:43pm

    Cause pigs smell out truffles which is worth a lot more than bacon...if they gave u bacon they would die...

  • 70 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 11:33pm

    hey ummmm 11:21 you do realize that you put "LOLOL" so you basically saying laugh out loud out loud you realize that right???? :^)

  • 59 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 4:46pm

    I want the horse to give glue.

  • 71 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 9:10am

    8:37 me too! It almost made me cry. ELEPHANTS DO NOT GIVE US PEANUTS, WE GIVE PEANUTS TO THEM!!!!!!!

  • 60 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 4:09pm

    Haha sounds like a fat person :L

  • 68 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 11:47am

    Yes I want that too!!!

  • 67 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 7:04am

    Truffles are worth a truffle load you moron. A kilo felches you THOUSANDS! With that kind of mulai, you could buy all the BACON you wanted fat boy

  • 60 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 1:48pm

    When I think truffles I think chocolate ahaha pigs giving chocolate! Love it

  • 60 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 11:15pm

    dude.. i just harvest a cat.. guess what it yields... fucking yarn. talk about disappointment. I wanted some moo goo cat from da chineeze restaraunt.

  • 57 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 12:50pm

    Truffles are mushrooms. Pigs dig them up on the farm

  • 53 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 9:35pm

    DISREGARD THAT I SUX COCKS -Tommy

  • 62 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 10:11am

    But pigs eat the truffles they find..dogs find them and don't eat.

  • 60 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 7:09am

    or else it gets the hose again.

  • 71 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 9:36pm

    I ASKED MY FRIEND THE SAME THING. seriously, wtf? truffles?

  • 58 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 4:35pm

    And the elephants should give ivorey

  • 58 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 3:56am

    I googled it once when I was playing.. It's a fungus that pigs dig up! WTF?

  • 64 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 7:13am

    @7.08 farmville is a facebook game where you pretend to be a farmer. people get obsessed by it, staying up so they can harvest their crops, etc.

  • 62 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 8:52am

    Goddamnit I don't want to hear any more about fucking Farmville.

  • 59 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 2:36am

    wht is a truffle anyway??

  • 50 61
    Submitted by ttesroD on Oct 21, 10 at 4:14am

    I see piggy, I see pork. Watch out piggy, I got a fork!

  • 61 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 8:44am

    Cause farmers use pigs to find truffles

  • 60 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 7:32am

    Alsooooooooooo, penis. David Schluberg

  • 59 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 7:03am

    KEVIN BACON IS GOOD TO ME

  • 58 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 9:52am

    "Why so serious" 9:43 (In Heath Ledger's "The Joker" voice)? COL, but why the hostility my friend? Cheerfully, David Schulberg

  • 56 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 7:38am

    I like you, David Schulberg.

  • 57 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 2:55pm

    HAHHAHAHAHHA! favorite <3

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 7:09am

    IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN

  • 52 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 1:52pm

    Omg I agreeeeee!!!!!!!!!

  • 63 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 9:43am

    I have another question to answer your question OP. why do you play farmville? cunt

  • 56 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 8:04am

    This farmville shit is getting played out

  • 60 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 7:11am

    This made me laugh SO HARD!! Awesome!

  • 49 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 1:51am

    Best thing in the world.. Truffles!!!

  • 57 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 7:49am

    Schulberg - - - - - - 

  • 55 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 11:25pm

    I was wondering the same thing

  • 56 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 7:22am

    Kind regards for that 7:13... But another question my friend: by saying "harvest their crops" were you partaking in innuendo (i.e. "in her end OHHH!"), really meaning something else, or did you simply mean they were doing farm based activities. Thanks once again, David Schulberg

  • 57 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 1:45pm

    Sarre says pig abuse is life abuse

  • 51 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 8:50pm

    Pig find truffles dumbshits...

  • 49 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 2:17pm

    as said by anonymous on October 29,2009 at 7:04am, "Truffles are worth a truffle load you moron. A kilo felches you THOUSANDS! With that kind of mulai, you could buy all the BACON you wanted fat boy" "Felches" means to eat semen out of a man or woman's asshole. Unless, of course, that's the "load" being referred to in that sentence, I think this writer is the actual "moron"

  • 53 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 7:49am

    Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM.

  • 50 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 7:03am

    bacon is good for me too

  • 55 89
    Submitted by purpleispretty on Apr 12, 10 at 9:55pm

    Truffle make thousands a pound..... I'd wan the trufffles!!!

  • 53 87
    Submitted by shelbi457 on Jun 16, 10 at 10:35pm

    Why is everyone so critical about this crap!? He obviously said it tone funny! Gosh, everyone who sits there like ugh your so stupid, YOUR THE FUCKING STUPID ONE!

  • 43 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 2:40pm

    I'd be willing to sacrafice a pig on farmville if it yielded bacon

  • 55 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 3:33pm

    I said the exact fuckin thing like 2 weeks ago!!!!

  • 51 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 10:45am

    Truffles are really fucking expensive mushrooms that people train pigs to find because they grow underground. and because there are too many hippies who would go batshit crazy over killing animals in a game. I'd love a farm where I could harvest veal, Kobe beef and lambchops instead of pussyass truffles.

  • 55 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 10:57am

    Charles Rutherford says: Fuck the Pigs!

  • 45 74
    Submitted by Wimetime95 on Jul 18, 10 at 5:14pm

    BACON

  • 55 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 8:53am

    I'm David Schulberg, and I love cock 'n' balls!

  • 57 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 7:49am

    I like you too David Schulberg

  • 43 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 3:42pm

    hahahahahaha lovee it!

  • 43 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 9:01pm

    They give you truffles because that is how truffles are found. With pigs.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 3:48am

    XD I say the same fucking thing!!!!!

  • 48 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 6:36pm

    literally just asked the same question today

  • 43 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 7:36am

    They train pigs to find trufles because they grow underground. Duh

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 7:08am

    Gooooooood morning (emphasis added) fellow TFLNers!! What a glourious day it is to be alive :) . My first Q for the day is this: what is farmville? I've heard this referenced several times before but am personally unaquainted with it. Thaaaaanks (thumbs up added), David Schulberg

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 1:48am

    You'd run out of pigs.