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(512): View more from Texas

We need a plan...

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Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.

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(818): View more from California

I'm like cupid

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You're a whore with a bow and arrow

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(817): View more from Texas

The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.

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(619): View more from California

I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.

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(972): View more from Texas

i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.

(817): View more from Texas

Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.

(972): View more from Texas

ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.

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(619): View more from California

thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina

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(612): View more from Minnesota

im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me

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(214): View more from Texas

You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.

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