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  • 63 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 10:22pm

    the text was hilarious.....and the pissed-off double-wide bitches are even funnier!! LMAO get over yourselves!

  • 59 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 11:38am

    auto text will spell out anything for u..

  • 56 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 10:20pm

    you can so tell someone is skinny and hot by typed words

  • 57 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 10:10am

    10:01 did you play baseball? That is the term we used. Also sometimes you have to eat a cheeseburger to truly enjoy a steak

  • 47 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 4:33pm

    "They [fat girls] know that men only fuck them because they're easy." Well, the girls who do measure up to your stringent standards of beauty most likely only fuck you because they are easy. So what exactly is your point? That fat girls are especially easy? Are you putting down fat girls for their willingness to have sex or for their body type? Decide. Or have a refreshing glass of Haterade.

    • 41 44
      Submitted by lalynn on Jul 2, 10 at 7:55pm

      HAHAHAHAHA. haterade. hahahahahaaaaaaaa. not the big closer you want at the end of an argument or to clinch your point. hahahahaha

  • 45 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 3:34pm

    eh...you gotta slay some dragons before you get to the princess

  • 56 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 9:20am

    I love all the euphamisms for overweight people, even as untrue as they are. "Oh, I'm just big boned." Bullshit. Dinosaurs are big-boned; you're fat. "I'm a just heavy." Bullshit. Aircraft carriers are heavy; you're fat. "Oh, I'm pretty curvy." Bullshit. Lombard Street is curvy; you're fucking fat.

  • 49 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 11:46am

    11:20 Way to nit pick!!

  • 47 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 12:42am

    I fucking LOVE 5:30!! I love my curves!!!

  • 45 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 8:46pm

    Standards and being "easy" have everything to do with self-worth and very little to do with weight. I know plenty of slutty skinny girls and plenty of fat girls with very high standards. you guys are morons

  • 49 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 12:05pm

    More stupid stuff brought to by TFLN

  • 49 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 10:01am

    Sometimes you just have to write off a fattie as a "slumpbuster"

  • 44 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 4:23pm

    i only fuck BAD bitches

  • 50 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 9:45am

    Good rules but 1. Go ugly early 2. If she is lower than your standards...lower your standards and the best one 3. No chick looks ugly with your dick in her mouth.

  • 44 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 10:42am

    Ha, this "pig" has gotten more action then you this year :P suck on that!

  • 50 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 12:56pm

    its hilarious how some of these guys act like they are Gods gift to women... maybe YOU are the PIGS that we are fucking for practice.... ever think of that?

  • 37 39
    Submitted by yannimasta on Mar 24, 10 at 10:12pm

    Damn Im just saying... I hope I never fuck a fat chick

  • 43 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 12:00pm

    if you haven't been laid since the Bush Administration, perhaps those rules apply to you.

  • 43 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 11:38am

    4:20 is so right!! You aren't "curvy" if you're fat. You're ROUND. love, actual curvy girls from 972

  • 45 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 10:32pm

    I will be terminating my subscription to this blog. If I wanted to hear this shit, I would go to the crappy frat bars in my neighborhood. Not funny.

  • 39 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 9:33pm

    8:46 there is a reason why it is called a generalization. Because it TENDS to be true. Not absolute

  • 44 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 6:25pm

    WOW it's a text message, it's funny, can we all stop being so retarded. it's not like anyone on here is gunna change anyones mind. believe whatever the hell you want about yourself or others. Just calm down re-read the text and laugh your ass off! thats what this website is for...

  • 42 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 10:50pm

    Gotta love the 817/972...keepin' it classy!

  • 41 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 4:20pm

    oh PLEASE dont say you are "curvy" if youre fat... it gives girls that actually have an hourglass shape and are NOT fat a bad name.

  • 43 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 3:58pm

    3:49 "Gotta say, I've got some curves and I'm definitely getting more action than you." from the context of the argument i.e fat chicks, your statement says you are thick. Either way hot chicks get play so do fat chicks...just for different reasons...

  • 45 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 5:30pm

    i'm a fucking curvy girl and proud! i bet any of you fat hating guys on here would fuck me if you saw me, but i have news for you all. . . you are dead beats who will wind up with wayy too many babies and several types of sexually transmitted diseases. fuck you all, i have standards, i'm definitely not easy, and you'll never know how good a curvy girl is because they all have more self respect then you guys do in your little toes. . . have fun masturbating, because that's all you guys will have.

  • 40 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 11:11am

    Who bad nighted this! Really! It's smegging amaaazing!!

  • 42 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 10:11am

    Go Dallas/Forth Worth!! Personally, I'm proud.

  • 36 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 1:55am

    Fucking amazing. words to live by lol

  • 40 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 4:38pm

    this entire thread and texts fucking disgust me. i hate all of you with a burning passion.

  • 43 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 12:49pm

    Yeah... your "text support" is absolutely right. Rock that up and... in that order!!

  • 42 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 3:48pm

    3:41 you are proving the point. You get alot of action because of the aforementioned reasons from guys. Then you call them dumb. Kettle calling the pot black much?

  • 46 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 2:28pm

    what do guys consider fat?

  • 37 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 1:30pm

    1143 dont be so sensitive. i'm a fat girl who also posted @ 953 lol. just because you're not getting any doesn't mean the rest of us fatties aren't :)

  • 41 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 9:38pm

    god this reminds me of a few nights at the chocolate shop

  • 42 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 9:53am

    9:41 i think it's referring to a fat girl. just a wild guess.

  • 34 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 3:53pm

    3:41 As I do agree that many of the guys talking are probably not the most attractive and socially acceptable guys in the world, I just wouldn't call people dumbasses when your last sentence basically proved their point. Lowering your standards to theirs (which implies standards from the prior post) would be fucking any ugly or fat guy. By saying fuck a dumbass you are implying that all girls that are overweight are dumbasses.

  • 35 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 2:38pm

    If I can't see your ribs, collar bones and hip bones, you're a fat ass. Fat ass.

    • 23 29
      Submitted by kenshinsangel811 on May 27, 11 at 1:49am

      and your clearly a fucking moron.thats why girls these days think they need to be so thin.

  • 39 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 11:10am

    buffalo hunting...a great american tradition

  • 34 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 19, 10 at 7:51pm

    How the hell did this become a fat/skinny chick hating debate? Grow up dude and get laid douchebags

  • 42 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 9:40am

    FIRST MUTHA BITCHES!!

  • 42 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 4:10pm

    9:45 - your rules made me laugh!! I probably shouldn't be laughing considering i'm female.....but i'm hot and skinny so I don't care!

  • 34 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 12:22pm

    817 - that was classic!

  • 39 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 12:04am

    Haha that's amazing. Well done 817 :)

  • 33 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 3:41pm

    Wow. Guess you're all God's gift to women. Some kind of crazy anomaly getting you all right here on the same blog together. Gotta say, I've got some curves and I'm definitely getting more action than you. But don't lower your standards to my level and fuck a fat chick. I certainly wouldn't lower mine to yours and fuck a dumbass.

  • 32 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 3:29pm

    12:56 Sure you are because if you were worth half a shit you could practice on good lucking guys and not have to slum it with scum bags...if guys had girls standards then fat chicks would never get laid...well by people other than black guys

  • 43 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 11:43am

    overweight women have feelings too! stop being so mean.

  • 39 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 10:05am

    9:20 hahaha it is so true

  • 39 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 3:35pm

    continued: Personally I get turned on when I see fat chicks - it's because I know that if I can get them alone they'll suck me every single time. Because I'm hot and they want to be used by hot guys. I never fuck them though. That's what skinny girls are for.

  • 32 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 10:57am

    sounds to me like someone's in a recession.

  • 37 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 10:37pm

    Dave, is that you?? I swear he sent me this message a month ago.

  • 37 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 3:49pm

    3:48 - No I get a lot of action because I'm hot. Glass houses my friend, glass houses...

  • 17 25
    Submitted by slickriderr on Jun 10, 11 at 1:58pm

    Hahaha @9:20\nBest thing I've read all day

  • 19 30
    Submitted by wolflord162 on Dec 5, 11 at 9:53am

    So many dumb bitches calling themselves "curvy and proud of it" shut up your fat and revolting not curvy

  • 35 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 3:55pm

    Also I am one of those "dumbasses" you said you wouldn't fuck...pretty damn sure I have you beat in both categories (intelligence and looks)

  • 24 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 1:15am

    Awesome, simply awesome...

  • 30 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 10:10am

    They took my post off. Best rule. No chick looks ugly with your dick in her mouth

  • 35 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 9:42am

    9:41 Don't hate me cuz you ain't me!!

  • 33 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 3:34pm

    I think it's funny how the fat girls are trying to bolster each other. it's so pathetic, they're all trying to hide from the fact that they know deep down they're worthless slobs who cannot control their desires (food or otherwise). They know that men only fuck them because they're easy.

  • 31 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 2:10pm

    I wonder WHICH bush administration.

  • 31 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 12:05pm

    I love the Go Ugly Early, Top Gear reference

  • 38 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 12:05pm

    More stupid stuff brought to by TFLN

  • 35 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 9:41am

    that's funny! I love this one!

  • 29 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 11:20am

    spells out administration, but uses ur...