You must be Logged in to post a comment

  • 86 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 3:50pm

    Jesus didn't vote for Obama

  • 73 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 3:55pm

    You all are ridiculous and obviously don't know what the love of Jesus is. I pray that you find it. This is not funny at all.

  • 58 35
    Submitted by emianne on Mar 21, 11 at 10:03am

    Love!

  • 65 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 4:02pm

    3:56 yeah and jesus didn't hang with hookers and gays....oh wait maybe your right, maybe he is a republican politician........(sarcasm)

  • 60 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 2:47am

    Omg...this is shirt-worthy.

  • 58 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 10:47pm

    all of you should shut the fuck up.

  • 63 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 5:09pm

    Jesus stuck it in Ayn Rand's pooper.

  • 57 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 8:58am

    my stomach hurts after reading all of this. wow.

  • 63 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 4:06pm

    4:02 (2) then if religion is the main driver in your life who would you vote for to keep the moral beliefs you hold so dear? and if you say republican, what the fuck is wrong with you?

  • 54 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 4:10pm

    if 4:06 knew anything about the gospel, or history for that matter, they would know he was anti religion.

  • 58 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 3:43pm

    TFLN jumped the shark. Is John the Baptist gonna have to choke a bitch?

  • 62 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 9:07am

    2:23 SAD. You will have to answer to him someday, just like all of us, and you will wish you had believed.

  • 59 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 3:06pm

    Jesus was a democrat

  • 55 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 4:07pm

    dude, 4:06... moral strife is just that... strife... i am a libertarian, so i say fuck em all.

  • 53 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 8:38pm

    this text actually made me laugh pretty hard....I think everyone needs to lighten up a little...

  • 62 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 9:10pm

    Jesus would vote for Sarah Palin in 2012. Lets make it happen. First woman president! be loud and be proud!

  • 48 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 1, 10 at 1:21am

    No Jesus would do whatever the fuck he wants cus he's Jesus but in this case he'd slap a ho

  • 57 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 4:49pm

    No, 4:07. You say "fuck 'em all except libertarians" You'd say "fuck 'em all" to politicians if you were an anarchist. This text actually made me laugh cause it was so stupid.

  • 52 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:05pm

    and now you should ask me if I care about your opinion 2:23. Oh right, I don't.

  • 50 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 4:56pm

    do you know anything at all about libertarianism, in it's truest form?

  • 55 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 4:02pm

    4:02 he damn well wasnt a republican either... sarcasm or not. like i said... son of God. fuck political parties.

  • 50 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 4:12pm

    4:09 has no idea what they're talking about.

  • 50 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 1:37am

    No people you're not getting it. it's Jesus (spanish) pronounced Hey-sues. See, then Jesus would smack a ho.....durrr.

  • 45 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 4:04pm

    fucking son of God*, I meant, sorry.

  • 52 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 2:48pm

    you're not even fucking trying anymore, are you tfln?

  • 53 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 4:14pm

    im atheist and i will have to side with 412 on this one that is dumb to say. u rly should read more dude

  • 48 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 9:40am

    This is quite possibly the dumbest thing I've read on here...neither funny nor entertaining..& I'm an Atheist. TFLN is now, officially, pointless & lame

  • 50 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 3:07pm

    really, red state???? really??

  • 47 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 2:23pm

    there most likely is no god...so stop worrying and live your life

  • 42 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 3:06pm

    it's so sad. tfln started as such a good idea. now it just sucks. it's not even worth checking anymore cause none of the texts are remotely funny..

  • 49 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 12:23am

    PALIN ? That stupid cunt for President? Are you crazy? She is by far the dumbest person in politics. She is worse than Jimmy Carter. She is cute though with that hair pulled up. I'd do her!

  • 48 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 6:15pm

    Jesus had a biography 4:09? Lol

  • 44 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 4:09pm

    jesus was always politically affiliated. read his biogracphy sometime

  • 49 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 2:55pm

    hah this is fucking lame

  • 45 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 5:28pm

    he seems to have quite a few people believing his tales.

  • 44 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 1:00am

    a. Sarah Palin = possibly one of the dumbest people in this nation w/o actually having a mental disability. b. Nebraska rocks.

  • 39 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:02am

    ...........if y'all dont like the site y'all can FUCK OFF

  • 42 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 2:59pm

    i think tfln has outsourced its mods to elementary school kids... someone needs to start a new site called tfln sucks will actual funny texts.

  • 39 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 5:21pm

    jesus was an anti-semite, it says in his biography thing

  • 39 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 3:03pm

    its sad when the responses make more sense then the text.....i think tfln is just going for volume now with shitty material

  • 28 53
    Submitted by digthis1 on Mar 5, 11 at 2:18am

    in the famous words of mike tyson.....praise be to allah!!!

  • 39 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 3:56pm

    TFLN=SHIT. 3:06, Jesus was not a democrat. He was the fucking son of God. Democrats want more control... hmmmmmmm

  • 35 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 5:19pm

    who is this jesus person...? i am so confused.