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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 11:17am

    I'm a woman and being blunt has been much more useful than sending the "signals".

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 10:36am

    They should make a Rosetta stone that allows women to tell men what they want instead of relying on us having to decipher the gibberish signals they send.

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    Submitted by n_binkley22 on Apr 18, 11 at 10:28pm

    Why don't y'all actually just say it. Food for thought

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 11:49am

    11:04, I won't claim that men will listen when you say something explicitly. We're kind of dumb as a gender. But if you don't say it explicitly, we're never going to figure it out, and far too often you don't.

  • 86 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 11:47am

    Well If women actually said what they mean...problem solved

  • 84 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 10:38am

    Or you can just say WTF you mean...

  • 85 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 12:11pm

    Well David, here's some hostility from man to man. Nobody gets on this site to learn how to better improve sexual relations. It's not a seminar, it's a website for entertainment. Grow a pair. K. Alexander

  • 78 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 10:38am

    ewww whoevers quoting silence of the lambs on each post needs to stop. creepin me out.

  • 76 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 10:42am

    These pretzels are creepin me out. - crispy

  • 69 69
    Submitted by kdeanne13 on Sep 21, 10 at 2:56am

    I'm honest with my husband. Women just need to quit playing games!

  • 75 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 3:52am

    Thing is, it could be the end of humanity. I mean, if I actually understood what she meant I might never stop playing video games.

  • 68 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 9:27pm

    Those crazy fuckers...

  • 77 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 11:59am

    Whatever they're saying doesn't matter anyway. . .

  • 71 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 11:07am

    Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. Goodbye horses...

  • 67 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 8:17pm

    hahahhaa that's great. imma girl

  • 80 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 10:32am

    10:31 (5), you ruined my sequence, now i must eat you. Put the lotion in the basket.

  • 72 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 8:43pm

    it's not just this site, men and women have been text-battling since 1994.

  • 68 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 10:31am

    IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN

  • 71 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 11:35am

    rosetta stone to expensive, just make a FB app or Iphone app

  • 69 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 11:17am

    fuck unknown errors

  • 66 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 10:25am

    It is a book called "men are from mars women are from Venus" swear to god it will open your world to mounds of pussy!

  • 75 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 12:40am

    Yeh I'm a girl and I have to agree.

  • 67 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 10:50pm

    This made my day due to my current situation.

  • 72 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 5:50pm

    @3:40: have fun getting ass fucked in jail.

  • 70 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 8:30am

    I think blunt honesty from BOTH genders would be nice. No fucking hint dropping from women and no outright lying from men. But no, everyone's just going to sit around with their thumb up their ass blaming the other gender for all their relationship problems.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 11:13am

    A Rosetta stone that allows woman to say what they actually mean - no translator - take care of the issue at the source of the problem.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 10:41am

    Good evening 10:38... People will think we're in love!

  • 66 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 8:49am

    337- Preach on brother!!

  • 61 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 4:15am

    even rosetta stone cant figure out what the fuck they mean

  • 63 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 8:05pm

    If you are that curious then castrate yourself and you will think just like them

  • 63 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 5:28pm

    3:49... that's funny. People who don't find that funny obviously can't tell that Dan Brown novels are fiction.

  • 74 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 11:45am

    They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows women to take it in the face... IN THE FACE!!!

  • 64 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 2:29pm

    god bless whoever texted this. aint it the truth.

  • 62 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 9:50pm

    Y do women have smaller feet?? Years of evolution so they can get closer to the kitchen sink

  • 65 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 12:57pm

    yeah they fucking should

  • 68 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 2:43pm

    Women should try saying what they are actually TRYING to say! You are all idiots (women) for hinting around and not just saying what the you mean in the first place! You say men are idiots and then expect us to sift through your subtle ramblings and piece together what the fuck it is that you are really trying to say. Spit it out already or swallow I really don't care.

  • 66 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 2:10pm

    Amen!!! You rock!!!!!

  • 70 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 10:31am

    or else it gets the hose again.

  • 62 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 2:09am

    they do. it's called Rosetta Stoned. listen to it

  • 62 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 12:22am

    or you could just SAY WTF U MEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 68 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 12:19pm

    Or maybe women should just say what the fuck they mean and save the catty doubletalk nonsense for other women.

  • 61 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 11:15am

    10:36 is on point. All that coded nonsense is bs.

  • 64 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 3:14am

    Funniest shit ever ... But true !

  • 60 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 8:11am

    if you stick a dick in her mouth you won't have to listen to her say anything!

  • 66 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 1:47am

    what the fuck is a rossetta stoone

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 11:49pm

    if only women said what they're thinking. i realized things are a lot easier that way woth guys lol

  • 66 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 10:58pm

    is it honestly that hard to understand women?

  • 61 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 9:35pm

    Women should be straight forward so it's less work for both of us.

  • 61 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 12:47pm

    @ October 27, 2009 10:38AM It puts the lotion in the basket.

  • 60 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 12:13pm

    I would buy it in a heart beat, You fuckers make no sence.

  • 64 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 8:49pm

    No means yes. Hat remember that

  • 64 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 8:38pm

    Can't we call just get along?

  • 59 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 12:43pm

    No means "Not yet", and STOP means "GAME OVER!"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 11:14am

    Yes I agree with 11:04!! I would for sure buy it for my husband! Haha ;)

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 11:46am

    11:45 FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 10:37am

    Either would be awesome.

  • 64 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 10:42am

    right..I meant WTF.

  • 61 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 8:34pm

    It would be fuckin empty, just like their heads

  • 61 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 1:18pm

    K Alexander- couldn't have said it better myself. Thanks for saving me the time!

  • 57 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 7:33am

    It's not that we don't understand.. We either a.) dint give a fuck, b.) don't wanna sleep with you because were not attracted, or c.) if we are in a relationship with you we've tuned you out over time.

  • 56 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 12:01pm

    Hey fellow posters, I have one more question - why is there such hostility between men and women on this site? What's the deal with that? Appreciatively, David Schulberg

  • 55 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 10:54pm

    Whenever someone finds this or creates this they will be making some mad money from me!

  • 61 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 2:31pm

    This battle of the sexes humor should have been left behind in the 80s. Not funny.

  • 57 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 12:05am

    I would pay big money for that shit!!!!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 11:36pm

    Yes it is honestly that hard to understand women 10:58.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 11:04am

    They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to LISTEN to what women are actually saying!!!

  • 57 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 9:10pm

    All women are stupid, haha! Especially your slut if a mother! She should close her legs but instead gave birth to a little boy!!! Now a man with a childs penis

  • 47 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 7:14pm

    it's not that you can't learn. it's that you've never tried rosetta stone.

  • 52 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 7:31am

    Keen observation, dude. Go Mississippi!

  • 52 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 12:56am

    Oh fuck. I made one yesterday