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  • 82 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 3:17am

    someone fill me in:( what's all this talk of microwaved canteloupe?

  • 71 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:46am

    Wouldn't the fruit juice make your penis sticky?

  • 64 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 4:33pm

    lol all this talk about sex makes me wonder why i didnt buy more cantelopes...

  • 69 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:50am

    Wouldn't the semen make your penis sticky?

  • 60 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:07pm

    11:08 (1), you are a genius.

  • 63 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:02pm

    Happiness Ha-pee-ness Ha-penis

  • 63 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 11:07am

    Wouldn't the cantelope taste like semen? or would the semen taste like cantelope?

  • 58 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:41pm

    Smooth people, finding one word in another one....at least that proves you're at least 9 years old.

  • 64 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 8:54pm

    pahaha. laughed so hard @ this.

  • 60 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 2:02pm

    or it just proves they're smarter than you 1:41

  • 57 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:56am

    i put the fun in funeral...........i hated that dead jerk.

  • 60 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:02pm

    I put the laughter in slaughter

  • 60 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:59am

    Happiness is a ripe cantelope that has been microwaved for 26 seconds

  • 55 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:45am

    Hahaha thats hilarious

  • 60 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:08am

    Loneliness is described by the 2 quotes above...

  • 54 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:37am

    hahahaa how have i never thought of this before, love it.

  • 56 72
    Submitted by Rumpelstiltskin on Sep 17, 10 at 1:24pm

    I remember in sixth grade my science teacher got everyone to not be awkward saying penis by using this trick. Hap-penis. Ha.

  • 53 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:23pm

    I put the penis in funeral... I hated that jerk

  • 54 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:21pm

    That's the beauty of it: It works on more than one level.

  • 54 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 11:08am

    YOU GOT CHOCOLATE IN MY PEANUTBUTTER!!!!! YOU GOT PEANUTBUTTER IN MY CHOCLOATE!!!!!

  • 53 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:00pm

    HAHAHAHHAH AWESOME!!!

  • 48 65
    Submitted by nutsucker on Mar 10, 11 at 6:19pm

    Omg!! toooooo funny!!!

  • 52 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 4:16pm

    My SO says this to me all the time. I win.

  • 51 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:01pm

    I don't get it. Did someone name their vagina happiness?

  • 48 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:12am

    I tihnk thsi guy is dyslecix

  • 49 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:45pm

    yes yes what a great feeling

  • 49 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 5:15pm

    11:07, that's hilarious. Semen flavored cantelope or cantelope flavored semen. LOL I think I would prefer the latter.

  • 53 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:16am

    actually loneliness is the state in which you will die 10:08 nobody likes people with no sense of humor

  • 47 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 11:08am

    Well, both really. It's a win-win.