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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 11:29pm

    11:27, you probably have never pleased a woman. vibrators do what dicks cannot.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 11:00pm

    best invention since sliced bread...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 11:30pm

    11:27 maybe if you werent such a bitch you'd be getting some :]

  • 97 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 12:20am

    1219, you should probably see a urologist... or my bedroom

  • 91 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 11:42pm

    11:27 - You're a clear virgin. Dicks don't vibrate.

  • 99 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 11:36pm

    I like mixing dick and vibrators in the same sexual encounter

  • 90 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 2:12am

    Using a vibrator has nothing to do with being able to get real dick or not... Most girls don't want to go fuck a million guys.. Could be the prettiest chick ever. But if there isn't a bf, then shit. Somethings gotta do the job.

  • 86 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 2:27am

    No offense guys but all of these replies are killing my brain cells. I was casually looking to see if anyone had something funny to say in response and was totally disappointed

  • 81 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 11:01pm

    now that's what i call a christmas present!

  • 78 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 11:14pm

    double stuffed, like the oreos.

  • 77 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 11:02pm

    i think you mean "may energizer have mercy on my new vibrator"

  • 73 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 11:56pm

    woman on top is a win-win situation, people.

  • 79 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 11:52pm

    A guy, and not gonna lie, takes a lot of work out of getting broads off. my dick is not capable of being in the whole n stimulating clit at same time. too proud to say this? nope

  • 65 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 11:18pm

    i meant get 2 toys, 1 for each hole... ie, doublestuffed.

  • 71 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 11:16pm

    everyone likes oreos haha.

  • 65 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 4:10am

    Funny thing is....guys can do it occassionally...(if he's good enough) but a vibrator can do it always...sometimes even 5 times in a row...or more...;)

  • 64 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 3:00pm

    Guys that have a problem with gals using a vibrator are so f'n insecure! Get a life losers...what if I said you jack off because you can't get a girl?? Your so backward you douchebags!

  • 62 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 4:05am

    Mine broke too :( they need to make them sturdier what's a 19 year old college girl supposed to do when she's all alone and horny? Study? I think not.

  • 62 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 1:39am

    In Soviet Russia, your new vibrator may have mercy on God!

  • 60 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 12:26am

    Or he could be joking...

  • 59 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 1:01am

    Tim tebow is a virgin

  • 56 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 2:43pm

    i prefer spreading my legs and getting fucked hard, but sometimes my vibrator is just much more convenient. i mean, you don't have to worry about some guy passing out and sleeping over when you have to be at work at 8 the next day, or that you'll have to wear last nights clothes to work...so, yeah, a vibrator can be nice. still want the fucking, though.

  • 53 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 9:41am

    Hitachi Magic Wands, people. Don't bother with these pathetic little plastic phalluses that sound like a dying cat. Go for the big one. I bought a Magic Wand and haven't wanted sex with a man since.

  • 56 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 2:48am

    Aww 2:41. I pity you. I suppose you must have some sexual tension built up from the lack of ass you are recieving and overusage of your hand. I suggest you loose the bitter attitude towards women and then maybe... Just maybe.. You'll luck out. Us women on the other hand.. Are happy as can be with our vibrators.

  • 54 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 7:07pm

    haha reading this makes me really curious.. i got a vibrator the other day but havent used it yet, a little apprehensive!

  • 56 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 7:26am

    It's called the rabbit girls

  • 52 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 3:13am

    my vibrator just made me extremely happy ;)

  • 55 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 2:24am

    Let me use your vibrator on you, babe! I'll show you no mercy!

  • 51 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 11:18pm

    i'm pretty sure 11:05 has posted on EVERY text today, saying 'just sayin' somewhere in it

  • 52 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 11:13pm

    11:00- i second that.

  • 73 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 12:05am

    Lmao! I feel the same way... I love mine I use if all the time... Guys just can't do it like we can haha

  • 49 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 11:52pm

    Need help using that vibrator?

  • 50 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 9:00am

    441 ensure you use lots of lube. I rec. Ky mine and yours

  • 56 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 11:54pm

    11:52 (1), no dick is capable of simulating both. thats what hands/vibrators are for.

  • 50 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 7:15pm

    1:53 yes im the 7:07 that just got one!! I used it for the first time on the weekend - i was a bit hesitant but thought i'd give it a go - IT WAS GREAT!! :-)

  • 56 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 1:52am

    That's why you have to get those vibrating ring things that trojan sells...

  • 50 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 5:51am

    Oh, what a happy new year it will be!

  • 51 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 11:48pm

    jees, I need to get laid.:q

  • 49 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 11:48pm

    11:42, that was awesome

  • 48 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 3:35am

    Woohoo finally a 661 haha

  • 45 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 7:12pm

    707 it's great use it

  • 50 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 12:28am

    umm thats a negative but thanks for the offer. love 707

  • 45 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 9:08am

    Girls using vibrators are amazing, it shows they aren in touch with their sexual sides and that's hott, my ex used one and I thought it was so Hott

  • 52 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 1:24am

    AMEN. Nothing beats a good vibrator though. The convience of not getting that "you got sooooo fucked" look from your college professor the next day is worth it

  • 46 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 4:10pm

    @11:23 yup, anchorage. Castle is like the only good sex shop around. Unless there's another I dint kno about...

  • 49 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 10:09am

    9:41 thanks but I wouldn't ever want to give up sex with a real person

  • 45 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 2:34pm

    My vibrator and I are great friends. Too bad it's b dead right now. Ugh, alone and horny no good.

  • 45 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 1:03am

    I pray about the same thing for my cat

  • 49 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 3:03am

    2:27 & 2:43 if you want some one to say something clever then you do it

  • 48 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 2:05am

    Oh yes! Let him have mercy on mine aswell!! :)

  • 48 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 1:56am

    May god have mercy on my hand

  • 53 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 1:58am

    May god have mercy on your vag when im done with it.

  • 44 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 1:02am

    How many times I've said the same thing....

  • 46 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 9:24pm

    Save electricity. Ride a bro

  • 43 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 2:00pm

    10:35, no you didn't.

  • 47 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 1:54am

    In Soviet Russia, vibrators have mercy on you!

  • 47 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 1:46am

    Haha me and my girlfriends just got three. So true. amen.

  • 45 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 1:55am

    Take it easy on the electric bone machine sweetpea, ever God took a rest on the 7th day

  • 59 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 11:11pm

    And on your vajayjay

  • 43 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 2:43am

    2:27... Best. Statement. Ever. You would think someone could find something extremely clever to say...

  • 39 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 2:56am

    Got to buy the butterfly ladies! Little expensive bur so worth it. Even more fun to let my husband use it on me. He won't stop after I get off and it is SO awesome! Toys are fun but NO replacement for a man! Ain't nothin like the real thing baby!

  • 46 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:23am

    Hey girl next door are you in Abchorage? I love the castle.

  • 41 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 12:00am

    1154 - thanks for reiterating for me (?)

  • 39 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 9:52pm

    707 GO FOR IT!! Tell us all about it! Details ladiesl details.

  • 36 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 12:26am

    let me give you my address.... im out of batteries :)

  • 58 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 11:07pm

    I use my vibrator on my ass just sayin

  • 38 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 8:43am

    I'd be happy to be your "third" in bed with you.

  • 44 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 11:14pm

    just get one for each

  • 35 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 5:31pm

    Ahhhaa I read this text while at a friends realize how much I missed mine and had to leave

  • 40 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 2:57am

    Aww I need a new vibe. Mine just stopped workin today! Hmm, I need to make a trip to castle! -girl next door

  • 43 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 12:35am

    Ever cross your mind that this might be a guy???

  • 33 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 7:34am

    707, next time call me so I can listen.

  • 39 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 9:28am

    That was actually decent, Soviet Russia guy.

  • 43 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 3:28am

    I take it up the butt

  • 45 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:04am

    yeah...vibrators do a lot more than dicks. Vibrators will go inside a stinky, fat cooch while a real dick curls up and hides

  • 40 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 1:53pm

    5:33 are u the 7:07 that just got one but haven't used it yet??? If you have a butterfly you are in for a REAL TREAT!!! Go use it ASAP! You're gonna love it! :-)

  • 36 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 6:11pm

    i know there's new batteries somewhere in this house... and a pile of dead ones by my bedside.

  • 38 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 4:16am

    In soviet Russia may your vibrator have mercy on god

  • 40 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 5:38am

    My dick also vibrates when I get horny or tense.......

  • 39 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 12:14am

    Can i watch u use it 12:05

  • 40 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 4:07am

    my dick is like a banana..the colour, not the shape -Harold

  • 33 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 4:41pm

    Ooo 10.27, my we vibe arrives tomorrow. Hubby and I leaving the kids with his folks and renting a room new year's eve. Yesssss!

  • 40 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 4:11pm

    Don't know about* -girl next door*

  • 40 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 12:38am

    okay so I just ran out of batteries for mine and searched the entire fucking house and there's nothing. then I go on tfln and see this, I'm depressed and horny

  • 44 81
    Submitted by ikrruthie on Mar 5, 10 at 9:00pm

    you go girl

  • 35 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 5:33pm

    haha this is 7:07 here - mine's a butterfly too!!

  • 39 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 6:53pm

    3:00 I think it's hot as he'll whrn a girl masturbates. Anytime u wanna share let me know.

  • 40 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 12:24am

    ha, my girl nicknamed my dick Sybian

  • 47 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 12:08am

    As long as my girl gives me head I'm ok

  • 32 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 2:56am

    Try being snowed in with your guy out of town and all you can find are dead batteries. One reason I asked for rechargeable batteries for Christmas.

  • 29 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 1:09am

    I could easily fix that problem 2:34

  • 33 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 10:27am

    Women in peril let me help you out, GET A WE VIBE!!! No batts, rechargable, internal/external stimulation, and the best part is you can use it internally while you are having sex!! Me and my love it!! Google it.

  • 31 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 12:02pm

    Cum ride my vibrater.. No need for batteries lol

  • 45 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 12:34am

    Hell I'm married and I need a damn vibrator my husband sucks I don't even know why i married the son of a bitch

  • 33 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 10:35am

    yea fuck giving up sex with a real person, thats how you will find a guy that can get you off everytime. ive never had a problem doin it for a girl at one time i gave my gf 18 in a row

  • 34 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 12:24am

    12:19 Either you have never seen/used your dick or your a fucktard I'm callen SUPER BULLSHIT

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 2:41am

    No one cares, you cunt. You are a worthless whore, like ALL women. Go stick your vibrator up your ass. You will enjoy it more; you piece of shit whore.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 11:27pm

    Geez you fat pig. Hit the gym or the Bowflex and lose some pounds. Then you might qualify for a real dick